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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Nigraland
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Comment Ranking:#3282
Highest Content Rank:#764
Highest Comment Rank:#2050
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Content Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 164 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 165 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 19% (19/100)
Level 267 Comments: Pure Win → Level 268 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:94974
Times Content Favorited:797 times
Total Comments Made:1779
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#36 - "That last comment x'D"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Skydiving +2
User avatar #37 - crampers (08/15/2013) [-]
ohh, well he deserves them then
#32 - What did it say? I need to know  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Skydiving +3
User avatar #35 - crampers (08/15/2013) [-]
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED- for the same information as this guy: Mozzak
User avatar #36 - Mozzak (08/15/2013) [-]
"That last comment x'D"
User avatar #37 - crampers (08/15/2013) [-]
ohh, well he deserves them then
#34 - blackofficechair has deleted their comment.
#31 - **** your caps.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Bewbs +14
#37 - lolfire (08/15/2013) [-]
Damn NCR scum.

I don't want any of your paper money.
#64 - Blind spot, Raptor Roger 08/14/2013 on . +4
#50 - What 08/14/2013 on Fells (description) +1
#50 - Picture 08/13/2013 on Incest? +39
#102 - Picture 08/13/2013 on potato +3
#11 - Picture 08/11/2013 on Amazing +7
#635 - Picture 08/09/2013 on Alright FunnyJunk. +1
#8 - Greatest band ever. 08/09/2013 on Be Aware +1
#21 - Send your info into me 08/09/2013 on XBOXLIVE enforcement +65
#47 - Picture 08/06/2013 on Darius Negrophallus 0
#46 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Gandalf +1
#55 - Ha, I get it, because the sun is circular(last panel). 08/03/2013 on Son how could you... +2
#28 - When I was little I thought I could masturbate every part of m… 08/02/2013 on Masturbation is Challenging 0
#13 - There is and it's called a cemetery. 08/01/2013 on Kids say the darndest things +1
#76 - Picture 08/01/2013 on Anon watches Seinfeld finale +9
#16 - Frontpage rocks now.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Front Page sucks, so here's... +358
#149 - thecarter (08/01/2013) [-]
ha haaaaaaaaa
#147 - stijnverheye (08/01/2013) [-]
#106 - anomsssssss (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - YllekNayr (08/01/2013) [-]
Fuckin hell dude. I lost it reading this.

This comment is the only reason I will thumb up this content.
#27 - shenanigansjuice (08/01/2013) [-]
#26 - kurtr (08/01/2013) [-]
I believe i will see this comment at the frontpage very soon.
#201 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#35 - BESTIE 07/30/2013 on Period +8
#61 - Holy **** . 07/30/2013 on Insta-chills +15
#38 - I guess he's glad you will. 07/30/2013 on Ghost shit 0
#211 - You're gonna be okay. Make her take pills though, it's che… 07/30/2013 on Thank fuck 0
#206 - Die, cancer. 07/30/2013 on Thank fuck -1
#203 - I'm not trying to be a cunt but a pregnancy test is never 100%…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Thank fuck 0
User avatar #207 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
It's a First Response. She took 2, 1 today and 1 yesterday, both negative.
#211 - Mozzak (07/30/2013) [-]
You're gonna be okay.
Make her take pills though, it's cheap, safe and you don't have to use a condom all the time. I know I've been through hell and back multiple times until I talked her into it.
Condoms alone just aren't enough, they're overrated actually.
Good luck buddy.

Oh, and never fuck a religious girl (without all the protection available) or you're done forever. (those would never kill anything in them, not even a fucking tapeworm.)
#186 - Picture 07/30/2013 on How to Get Eye Cancer +3

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User avatar #20 - energyman ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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