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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Local butcher shop
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Comment Ranking:#4440
Highest Content Rank:#764
Highest Comment Rank:#2050
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Content Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
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Comment Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
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Content Views:94603
Times Content Favorited:797 times
Total Comments Made:1694
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I eat sammiches.

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#23 - I have those little ******* roaming my house 24 … 02/05/2014 on ... 0
#187 - Picture 02/05/2014 on Check comment #1 +8
#116 - Why did you make me laugh at that picture 02/01/2014 on Cant See +4
#42 - Picture 01/31/2014 on Oh 4chan.. 0
#168 - "The Others" is the movie you're looking for  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on ghost forever +4
User avatar #210 - anonymoose (01/30/2014) [-]
And the first bit of Beetlejuice.
#166 - Thanks for all the sleep I'm going to have tonight.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2014 on ghost forever +1
User avatar #179 - lolerlaura (01/30/2014) [-]
Sorry about that. I lose sleep thinking about it too.
#199 - lawyerdude (01/30/2014) [-]
Are you gonna post more stories, I honestly would read it all .

Take this gif for the effort.
#215 - lolerlaura (01/30/2014) [-]
Believe it or not these are not stories. These are experiences. I know what I saw and some of the memories haunt me to this day. It's up to you to decide if you believe me or not.

Cute hedgehogs help to take away some of the scariness though.
User avatar #227 - mangostormlegend (01/30/2014) [-]
Kudos to you for not becoming a psychopath. Well done.
#229 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #237 - lolerlaura (01/30/2014) [-]
Because I am a lady first of all.
#239 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#225 - lawyerdude (01/30/2014) [-]
Oh, ok, I believe you, I've had scary experiences too.
Post them all and I will read them.
#154 - Mine is this. I'm not even lying 01/28/2014 on WHOOOO! 0
#15 - *4channing intensifies* 01/25/2014 on /b/ 0
#30 - Comment deleted 01/22/2014 on some teens stupidity is off... 0
#35 - Picture 01/22/2014 on Silly Otters..... +9
#5 - result  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on (untitled) +106
#12 - wumbido (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - cuppycakechick (01/22/2014) [-]
It only has one boob!
#276 - I ******* HATE TOMATOHEADS. Now before all y…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on (untitled) +16
User avatar #442 - loopzoop (01/25/2014) [-]
Fuck you I love tomatoes.
#281 - acemrhawk (01/22/2014) [-]
Magnificent bastard
#44 - I might come off as an asshole but the majority of guys I know…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Fuck Society +2
User avatar #83 - hyeroshi (01/21/2014) [-]
I feel like maturity plays a bit of process in it, although I agree with you. A majority of the stoners I know are a bit slower than others and don't really know what a consequence is, but a few of them are average or above and pretty well mannered.

An ex of mine would often go through bouts of depression after smoking. I think it probably has a different effect on everyone, probably depending on some chemical in the brain.
#15 - I can't believe people can be this irritating to me. 01/21/2014 on God +1
#61 - Get outta here copycat.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on What I learned on FJ today... +3
User avatar #77 - gabrielgray (01/17/2014) [-]
For all we know it could be the same guy with a new account.
User avatar #95 - adifferentjones (01/17/2014) [-]
nope
#189 - I hate Asians. There we go! 01/17/2014 on Need to Read 0
#1836 - Anytime sweety! 01/13/2014 on FJ poll 0
#17 - Picture 01/10/2014 on So i found this.. +1
#758 - I like you. Probably because you're from Scotland.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on FJ poll +1
User avatar #1801 - NinjaSharkie (01/10/2014) [-]
Why thank you random stranger.
#1836 - Mozzak (01/13/2014) [-]
Anytime sweety!
#11 - What the **** is wrong with everyone's spelling?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Never Give Up 0
User avatar #13 - pikminpoo (01/09/2014) [-]
Social website they want to comment something fast and they don't have to worry about spelling and the consequences.
User avatar #12 - Einsty (01/09/2014) [-]
Facebook.
#49 - *leaves comment violently* 01/09/2014 on Oh the pain 0
#150 - Picture 01/05/2014 on i wonder if they were sent... +1
#17 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/05/2014 on captioned a tv show, yes +17
#23 - ichbinzweijahrealt (01/05/2014) [-]
Fuck you man. Do you know how many time have I been waiting to use that gif? It's been in my reaction folder for a lot of time and now you beat me to it. Now I will have to wait another thousand years to use it. No hate, jk
#28 - dekbedovertrekset (01/05/2014) [-]
Fucking fuck!, same here. Posted it, scrolled down, saw this, mfw
#34 - jumperzero (01/05/2014) [-]
ego?
#56 - shadowbreech (01/05/2014) [-]
No, just that nobody wants to be a copycat so seeing you effectively just copied someone else is an upsetting thing to notice
User avatar #77 - newforomador (01/05/2014) [-]
That's not what he meant. The .gif in the comment he replied to is the shaking face of a youtube user named egoraptor. Unless you were making a joke, in which case, completely disregard what I just said.
#140 - shadowbreech (01/06/2014) [-]
Oh, my bad... I'll just go crawl back under my rock now...
#109 - jumperzero (01/05/2014) [-]
so here's the breakdown. Ichbinzweijahrealt and dekbedovertrekset (fuck those are long and hard to type) both posted a gif of ms.Canada getting drunk under a table. Dekbedovertrekset then used a gif of egoraptor while describing his dismay at posting the same gif that someone else did. At this point, i ask if it is egoraptor, and then shadowbreech, understandably, misinterprets my response as my mocking of dekbedovertrekset for, presumably, being angry at ichbinzweijahrealt, all of which was false, but other parties had no real way of knowing that without a frame of refrence, e.g. knowing who egoraptor is and what he looks like well enough to tell that that is infact him from such a small portion of the face. It was then, at this point in the conversation that you, newforomador, entered in, trying to dispel any anger that might have arisen within shadowbreech as a direct result of his understandable and forgivable misunderstanding/misinterpretation of my short-winded comment, which was an inquiry to dekbedovertrekset, which its self was a reply to ichbinzweijahrealt. I then proceeded to create this breakdown of the encompassing kerfuffle that has just taken place.

TL;DR read it fagget.
#135 - dekbedovertrekset (01/05/2014) [-]
This, in fact, is totally true and I can't blame people for my actions nor can I alter the past to make it seem like it never happenend, but you sir, apart from this exquisite analysis, have made I tiny little mistake about the .gif in dispute. It was in fact the .gif from victorious that got posted by me which, at that point, was already submitted to the comment section. But despite that tiny misinterpretation I thank you kindly for this explanation.
#143 - jumperzero (01/08/2014) [-]
my will shant be broken, nor my spirit quenched! The fires of my mind burn brightly in all whom i impress my self on, and the blood in my veins is the molten quicksilver lovechild of my humors. I shall not break first.

TL;DR you tried.
#57 - Just because it's animated doesn't mean it's for kids. Maybe j…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2014 on The moment you realised... +1
User avatar #65 - dumdumduu (01/03/2014) [-]
It really grinds my gears when people consider animations childrens' movies (and calls them cartoons x__x).

I mean, whoever says that, must never have watched one. Most of the jokes are obviously meant for adults. And most of the times they require several watchthroughs to completely appreciate the nuances of the film, much more so than normal, non-animated films.
User avatar #91 - brrigg (01/03/2014) [-]
oh let me rephrase, it's a family movie, a movie that is made for children, but they include subtle humor that adults will catch on to so that they are entertained as well.
#17 - God I love black people 01/03/2014 on darn tootin +2

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User avatar #20 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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