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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Local butcher shop
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Comment Ranking:#7619
Highest Content Rank:#764
Highest Comment Rank:#2050
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#132 - Picture 11/23/2013 on Sweaters and Tissues If You... 0
#103 - How the **** have you found out how many people …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Aww thats sweet! 0
User avatar #118 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/21/2013) [-]
Most of them told me, a few I asked.
#78 - One of the reasons I started hating anime. I liked it before a…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2013 on This happens more than I'd... +9
User avatar #170 - bonlino (11/18/2013) [-]
i am part of this fanbase, and i dont speak like this. heck, i find it retarded beyond belief, and am ashamed to be associated with it. but regarding the people below me, i do talk about anime alot, but i know when people either dont know what the fuck im on about or dont care, and move onto a normal topic instead. i cant stand people who live life as thier fandom, its kinda wierd for EVERY fandom.
#167 - zzforrest (11/18/2013) [-]
I still like anime. My best cure for those fucking weirdos is to be really smart and help popular kids with homework. It's really surprising how many friends I have purely from taking advantage of this.
While I'm helping them with their grades and that's their gain, the thing is is that grades won't fucking matter if you're shit at school. I get both to be seen as cool and also I get away from those freaky weaboos.
#103 - katha (11/18/2013) [-]
Anime really does have a weird fanbase. I too know a guy who tends to be a bit like that, but far from as extreme... Luckily, those of my friends who watch anime aren't creepy like that, and though I too enjoy anime, I consider myself non-creepy when it comes to this type of thing.

The weirdest thing though, is people who don't watch anime and still behave like such weirdos.
#100 - booped (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm in that boat too. I have a friend on Steam who is in love with anime and I've told him about 3 times that
1.) I don't know any fucking Japanese so stop saying things like "OMG just watched echi - san". And then expect me to know completely what you're talking about.
2.) The only anime I've ever watched is Dokuro Chan... And only like 3 episodes.
3.) I really just don't like anime.
And yet he still talks to me about it...
User avatar #551 - booped (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh, and he just sent me a message, " OMG, We have 4 echi's in our class. v3v." See what i mean?
#89 - It's becoming self aware 11/17/2013 on (untitled) 0
#66 - You can't force faith bro. If it's not in you, it's not in… 11/07/2013 on 4 Book 0
#51 - So I should believe just in case he exists so I don't get thro…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on 4 Book +2
#65 - anonymous (11/07/2013) [-]
You shouldn't be reworded for doing nothing. You just need to believe. It's not even a lot. No one is asking you to go to church or donate to the poor. Don't pray every night. Just believe in god. It's that simple.
#66 - Mozzak (11/07/2013) [-]
You can't force faith bro.
If it's not in you, it's not in you. And that's it.
I believe in humans and what they do though.
I don't like to think that there's a guy living in the sky counting things I do wrong, I find it kinda creepy.
#213 - wow much color very bright 11/05/2013 on Amazing fireworks! -1
#17 - why  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Mozzak's profile 0
User avatar #18 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
#50 - a pint per month I think. Maybe less 11/01/2013 on Who says we are alcoholics?! 0
#79 - The Average Sized Bang  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Mildly Amusing Junk +1
User avatar #99 - robertolee (11/01/2013) [-]
Those are the words I use to pick up women.
#80 - Picture 10/30/2013 on Three bullets 0
#51 - I absolutely love this meme. 10/29/2013 on Very move. 0
#21 - Picture 10/17/2013 on Dogg licking popsicle 0
#60 - I love the way he says "Jupiter". Jupidoor 10/15/2013 on Kids say the darndest things 0
#96 - Nah, I'd just let them choose for themselves, as I did.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on A delightful woman I work... 0
User avatar #108 - lolerbot (10/15/2013) [-]
then you should be fine. Just try to smoke outside, and not near them at least.
#18 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on Oh My God... 0
User avatar #19 - iwebby (10/15/2013) [-]
Alright.
#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Oh My God... +2
User avatar #12 - iwebby (10/14/2013) [-]
is that you?
User avatar #18 - Mozzak (10/14/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #19 - iwebby (10/15/2013) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #16 - sirfapaton (10/14/2013) [-]
No.
#6 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Silly Timberlake. +10
User avatar #16 - macabrealucard (10/15/2013) [-]
"that wasn't a fart...."
#26 - rezanof (10/15/2013) [-]
She had an itch.
#9 - stonythebear (10/14/2013) [-]
#42 - But I like smoking. Am I a bad influence?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2013 on A delightful woman I work... 0
User avatar #60 - lolerbot (10/14/2013) [-]
Only if you tell your kids smoking is bad for you and that you'll end up on the street if you do it.
User avatar #96 - Mozzak (10/15/2013) [-]
Nah, I'd just let them choose for themselves, as I did.
User avatar #108 - lolerbot (10/15/2013) [-]
then you should be fine. Just try to smoke outside, and not near them at least.
#31 - Oh my god, what a coincidence, right? nobo… 10/14/2013 on TGIF +2
#62 - I think they use something that wraps their scrotum with a rin… 10/14/2013 on We need a new flood 0
#100 - Picture 10/14/2013 on My Hippy Neighbor +2
#18 - Only dark chocolate though. 10/12/2013 on Scumbag dog 0
#29 - Picture 10/10/2013 on She's a pretty good character +2
#229 - Picture 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2

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User avatar #20 - energyman ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my **** hair fell out
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