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Mozzak

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#12 - Holy crap. Is it legal tender?  [+] (6 new replies) 3 hours ago on engineers +1
User avatar #19 - telmerthisisasix (1 hour ago) [-]
Can you even un-legalize a bill?
User avatar #22 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Only if you there are none left in circulation. or almost litterally none, i.e. it's a collectors item only.
User avatar #24 - yodaiam (21 minutes ago) [-]
No i dont think even then. If it was before currency was standardized then yeah, but besides that i dont think so
User avatar #25 - iamthetoaster (20 minutes ago) [-]
I guess the only way for them to do it is if they could confirm that there are actually no more in circulation, and that's literally impossible, so yeah. On a theoretical level, they could, in practice, hell naw.
User avatar #26 - yodaiam (19 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
User avatar #13 - yodaiam (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but you can sell them to collecters for more. I think like $750 but idk exactly
#10 - There is no such thing as a $500 note.  [+] (15 new replies) 3 hours ago on engineers +2
User avatar #14 - darksideofthebeast (2 hours ago) [-]
I thought the same... But I was assured by someone at the bank and my mother (who used to work in accounting) that they did indeed exist. They did away with them simply because it's too much money on one bill.
#11 - yodaiam (3 hours ago) [-]
yes there is
They are rare now and worth more than their face value
#28 - awesomenesss (13 minutes ago) [-]
I vaguely remember getting to hold one of these when working at a concession stand one time. I have no idea why this guy wanted $500 worth of candy but we fucking gave it to him.
User avatar #29 - yodaiam (12 minutes ago) [-]
you should have put 500 of your own dollars in the reigester and taaken the bill. Could have made quite a bit of money
#30 - awesomenesss (11 minutes ago) [-]
I really wish I would have. Would've been a cool collectible. I really hope that guy didn't get diabeetus from all that candy.
User avatar #31 - yodaiam (10 minutes ago) [-]
I know I wouldnt have even sold it. Its an awesome relic
User avatar #17 - greenmurderer (1 hour ago) [-]
Who's McKinley?
User avatar #18 - roxasbaby (1 hour ago) [-]
Pres 1 or 2 before Teddy Roosevelt i think,
User avatar #12 - Mozzak (3 hours ago) [-]
Holy crap. Is it legal tender?
User avatar #19 - telmerthisisasix (1 hour ago) [-]
Can you even un-legalize a bill?
User avatar #22 - iamthetoaster (1 hour ago) [-]
Only if you there are none left in circulation. or almost litterally none, i.e. it's a collectors item only.
User avatar #24 - yodaiam (21 minutes ago) [-]
No i dont think even then. If it was before currency was standardized then yeah, but besides that i dont think so
User avatar #25 - iamthetoaster (20 minutes ago) [-]
I guess the only way for them to do it is if they could confirm that there are actually no more in circulation, and that's literally impossible, so yeah. On a theoretical level, they could, in practice, hell naw.
User avatar #26 - yodaiam (19 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
User avatar #13 - yodaiam (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but you can sell them to collecters for more. I think like $750 but idk exactly
#153 - Heartburn has nothing to do with the heart, but the acids in y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Lust 0
#154 - mhypersonic (03/06/2015) [-]
well you don't think with your heart do you
#151 - You don't see a doctor for heartburn mate.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Lust 0
#152 - mhypersonic (03/05/2015) [-]
maybe you do if you are breathing heavey

thats some really tough heartburn
User avatar #153 - Mozzak (03/06/2015) [-]
Heartburn has nothing to do with the heart, but the acids in your stomach.
#154 - mhypersonic (03/06/2015) [-]
well you don't think with your heart do you
#1117 - Okay guys, I have a legit problem and need advice. I went … 03/04/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#25 - Both are cunts 02/16/2015 on Owned +10
#150 - First of all, filming paid sex is illegal unless you own a lic… 01/30/2015 on How are these things legal? +4
#120 - Oh lord jesus please don't ever stop I've been laughing whole day. 01/25/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#193 - Showering is overrated anyways. 01/25/2015 on Aint that the truth +1
#9 - Picture 01/23/2015 on Nice +1

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User avatar #20 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
Hello there!
User avatar #22 to #21 - energyman (06/01/2014) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mozzak (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm in the middle of a bad breakup with my girlfriend of 1 year, how about you my good sir?
User avatar #24 to #23 - energyman (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm k
User avatar #16 - akho (11/01/2013) [-]
You should die negro fagget
User avatar #17 to #16 - Mozzak (11/03/2013) [-]
why
User avatar #18 to #17 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why I keep saying that....
User avatar #15 - sweg (08/01/2013) [-]
Can i have your FJ points? you don't play the Items game.
User avatar #14 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #19 to #14 - akho (01/02/2014) [-]
You moron, go get your own items
User avatar #13 - pajsor (08/09/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard my cunt hair fell out
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