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Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PSOne, PS2, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: BF4 (When it decides to not crash), BF3, Halo (All), Mass Effect, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, Dragon Age, Others
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Interests: Technology, science, mathematics, and literature.
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:United States
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latest user's comments

#26 - Way to ruin a perfectly good Switch 810. 2 hours ago on Filthy Casuals 0
#142 - On second thought, maybe he's going to the gym to avoid YOU. … 3 hours ago on Eh 0
#16711 - Well... At least his room won't be dusty anymore. 3 hours ago on Technology Board 0
#16667 - - Probably the lowest price for a decent 'gaming' laptop. … 12 hours ago on Technology Board +1
#16663 - Lenovo has the only gaming laptop that I recommend anymore.  [+] (4 new replies) 13 hours ago on Technology Board 0
User avatar #16664 - goobyplzstahp (13 hours ago) [-]
Can you link me a decent example?
User avatar #16670 - istartedthewar (12 hours ago) [-]
www.pcworld.com/article/2459973/lenovo-y40-review-an-understated-14-inch-gaming-laptop-for-less-than-1000.html

The Y40 is also pretty good, but it's smaller and a bit less powerful. However, it does get much better battery life.
I have a friend with one, it's pretty damn nice.

Then again I'm not sure you can buy that in the U.K.
User avatar #16671 - istartedthewar (12 hours ago) [-]
In the U.S. it costs $750 on lenovo's website
User avatar #16667 - Mortuus (12 hours ago) [-]
shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/lenovo/y-series/y50/ - Probably the lowest price for a decent 'gaming' laptop.

You could probably find used.
#16625 - 290 is on-par with the GTX 780, so I don't know about being be…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Technology Board +1
User avatar #16632 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I see your point there, and I guess AMD still has some pretty neat cards, but tbh I've hard plenty of problems with AMD specifically and hardly ever any with Nvidia (except when installing Debian, it acts up because it doesn't want to use the proprietary drivers as default)
#16614 - Their GPUs are nearly the exact same in terms of in-game performance.  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Technology Board 0
User avatar #16618 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
AMD is definitely behind*



dont sue me
User avatar #16617 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
Not really though, at least not in my experience.

Then again, I guess AMD of course will have some good cards, but overall I think Nvidia is definitely behind
User avatar #16625 - Mortuus (16 hours ago) [-]
290 is on-par with the GTX 780, so I don't know about being behind.

280X is about the same as a GTX 770 (within 5 FPS)

270x is fairly close to the 760 as well.


NVIDIA is more powerful, but you're paying a fair bit more for it.
User avatar #16632 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I see your point there, and I guess AMD still has some pretty neat cards, but tbh I've hard plenty of problems with AMD specifically and hardly ever any with Nvidia (except when installing Debian, it acts up because it doesn't want to use the proprietary drivers as default)
#16611 - Without AMD there's no competition in the GPU market.  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on Technology Board 0
User avatar #16622 - joshlol (16 hours ago) [-]
there isn't anyway
User avatar #16613 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
Too bad they're not really any competition anymore. Buying AMD for gaming or anything else like that where u require a powerful GPU is like going to McDonald's when you wanna eat sushi
User avatar #16614 - Mortuus (16 hours ago) [-]
Their GPUs are nearly the exact same in terms of in-game performance.
User avatar #16618 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
AMD is definitely behind*



dont sue me
User avatar #16617 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
Not really though, at least not in my experience.

Then again, I guess AMD of course will have some good cards, but overall I think Nvidia is definitely behind
User avatar #16625 - Mortuus (16 hours ago) [-]
290 is on-par with the GTX 780, so I don't know about being behind.

280X is about the same as a GTX 770 (within 5 FPS)

270x is fairly close to the 760 as well.


NVIDIA is more powerful, but you're paying a fair bit more for it.
User avatar #16632 - abstractpink (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I see your point there, and I guess AMD still has some pretty neat cards, but tbh I've hard plenty of problems with AMD specifically and hardly ever any with Nvidia (except when installing Debian, it acts up because it doesn't want to use the proprietary drivers as default)
#18 - They have the opportunity to change the way they appear. If th…  [+] (4 new replies) 16 hours ago on Eh -11
User avatar #104 - letting (6 hours ago) [-]
You strike me as the bully kind of kid, really a beta yourself but picked on anybody that you could find that was weaker than you.

It's a shame nobody kicked your teeth in. Might've knocked some sense into you before you developed into such a heartless, emotionless prick.
User avatar #103 - gunslayer (7 hours ago) [-]
Let me tell you something.

Up until I was 15, I was leading a normal life. I wasn't too popular, not too "beta", just you know, an average kid. When I was 15 I was raped. (Yes I am a male, and it was a male as well.) I'm not ashamed of admitting it, it wasn't my fault, and I have my whole family behind me, supporting me in their different ways.

But once the school kids found out, nothing was the same. I was getting harrassed on a daily basis. Getting called a fag, pushed around, every thursday, corndogs were the plate at my school. Every fucking Thursday, people making stupid fucking remarks, shoving their shit in my face, mocking me, bullying me, thinking it was hilarious to joke around with it. My friends started to get away from me, because they "didn't want to be mixed in with the "gay" kid.".

We moved out of that city, eventually. Far enough to start over. Far enough to forget everything, but you know? You can't. It's not that simple. To this moment I still have difficulty speaking to everyone, before the incident, I was told I'm not that bad looking. Before the incident, I wasn't a total pimp, but I had a pair of female friends, and now, I can't bring myself to speak with women, because all the confidence in me was stolen away. I get your point, you can change the way you look, but you don't know the personal problems people have been through. You don't know what makes them afraid of the world around them. You my friend, just simply have no fucking clue.
User avatar #19 - faggotishshit (16 hours ago) [-]
>implying you can just get over your familial problems, anxiety, general depression, etc. just through the sheer power of will

You can, of course, if you're not ugly, and have money. Unless you belong in these two categories, you can just will your way out of beta.
#49 - kez (12 hours ago) [-]
People arent born confident, funny and socially skilled.

They start just like everyone else then go out of their way to learn these skills and put themselves in uncomfortable situations so they can grow as a human being.

If you can't be bothered to do that fine. But the only reason people are unconfident or have social anxiety etc is because they havent bothered to do what the confident people did, which is practise.
#16 - Haven't had a single issue with this **** since m…  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on Eh -13
User avatar #17 - faggotishshit (16 hours ago) [-]
Just because *you* do not have any problems of this kind, it doesn't mean someone that is more beta doesn't either. Have a little empathy.
User avatar #91 - pokemonstheshiz (8 hours ago) [-]
you can't have empathy if you haven't experienced it, by definition
User avatar #18 - Mortuus (16 hours ago) [-]
They have the opportunity to change the way they appear. If they're dressing and acting "beta", then it's only their issue.
User avatar #104 - letting (6 hours ago) [-]
You strike me as the bully kind of kid, really a beta yourself but picked on anybody that you could find that was weaker than you.

It's a shame nobody kicked your teeth in. Might've knocked some sense into you before you developed into such a heartless, emotionless prick.
User avatar #103 - gunslayer (7 hours ago) [-]
Let me tell you something.

Up until I was 15, I was leading a normal life. I wasn't too popular, not too "beta", just you know, an average kid. When I was 15 I was raped. (Yes I am a male, and it was a male as well.) I'm not ashamed of admitting it, it wasn't my fault, and I have my whole family behind me, supporting me in their different ways.

But once the school kids found out, nothing was the same. I was getting harrassed on a daily basis. Getting called a fag, pushed around, every thursday, corndogs were the plate at my school. Every fucking Thursday, people making stupid fucking remarks, shoving their shit in my face, mocking me, bullying me, thinking it was hilarious to joke around with it. My friends started to get away from me, because they "didn't want to be mixed in with the "gay" kid.".

We moved out of that city, eventually. Far enough to start over. Far enough to forget everything, but you know? You can't. It's not that simple. To this moment I still have difficulty speaking to everyone, before the incident, I was told I'm not that bad looking. Before the incident, I wasn't a total pimp, but I had a pair of female friends, and now, I can't bring myself to speak with women, because all the confidence in me was stolen away. I get your point, you can change the way you look, but you don't know the personal problems people have been through. You don't know what makes them afraid of the world around them. You my friend, just simply have no fucking clue.
User avatar #19 - faggotishshit (16 hours ago) [-]
>implying you can just get over your familial problems, anxiety, general depression, etc. just through the sheer power of will

You can, of course, if you're not ugly, and have money. Unless you belong in these two categories, you can just will your way out of beta.
#49 - kez (12 hours ago) [-]
People arent born confident, funny and socially skilled.

They start just like everyone else then go out of their way to learn these skills and put themselves in uncomfortable situations so they can grow as a human being.

If you can't be bothered to do that fine. But the only reason people are unconfident or have social anxiety etc is because they havent bothered to do what the confident people did, which is practise.
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User avatar #35 - theflamingfire (09/14/2014) [-]
My computer crashed and this is what it told me

Problem signature:
Problem Event Name: BlueScreen
OS Version: 6.1.7601.2.1.0.256.1
Locale ID: 1033

Additional information about the problem:
BCCode: 3b
BCP1: 00000000C0000005
BCP2: FFFFF880110CC35C
BCP3: FFFFF8800765A950
BCP4: 0000000000000000
OS Version: 617601
Service Pack: 10
Product: 256
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Files that help describe the problem:
C:\Windows\Minidump\091414-22744-01.dmp
C:\Users\Brett\AppData\Local\Temp\WER-123942-0.sysdata.xml
User avatar #36 to #35 - Mortuus (09/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like it still might be a graphics driver issue...

I've probably asked you before, but is it still under warranty?
User avatar #37 to #36 - theflamingfire (19 hours ago) [-]
Newegg so no
User avatar #38 to #37 - Mortuus (19 hours ago) [-]
I'd probably just do a fresh install of the OS.
#29 - konradkurze (09/08/2014) [-]
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#24 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Mortuus do you have team viewer?
User avatar #25 to #24 - Mortuus (09/07/2014) [-]
Negative.
User avatar #26 to #25 - theflamingfire (09/07/2014) [-]
I have no idea how to fix my A6 this time
User avatar #27 to #26 - Mortuus (09/07/2014) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #28 to #27 - theflamingfire (09/07/2014) [-]
Code 43 for 7540D
User avatar #30 to #28 - Mortuus (09/09/2014) [-]
Sorry. Almost forgot about this.


Drivers removed and installed again?
Complete reformat and re-install? (Back-up important stuff)
User avatar #31 to #30 - theflamingfire (09/09/2014) [-]
Everything is good installed AMD catalyst
User avatar #32 to #31 - Mortuus (09/09/2014) [-]
Gotcha.

I had a similar problem with a laptop about two weeks ago. Had to fresh install and **** with drivers for about a day before I could fix it.

Not even entirely sure how I did it.
#33 to #32 - theflamingfire (09/09/2014) [-]
Drivers one minute they work the next they don't but now I get lines next to files which is weird
User avatar #34 to #33 - Mortuus (09/09/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that's in accessibility options. Icon outlines or some **** .

Been a while.
User avatar #18 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
Finnish guy living in USA? Or you just like Humons Finnish character?
Also
You need to login to view this link This is my computer
You need to login to view this link This is how it's supposed to look. Any idea how I make it like this
User avatar #19 to #18 - Mortuus (08/09/2014) [-]
You want it in English, I presume?
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mortuus (08/09/2014) [-]
"big brother administrativa" -> Bottom right option -> Find English (United Kingdom) or (United States) -> Apply -> Restart -> Problem should be solved
User avatar #22 to #21 - cognosceteipsum (08/09/2014) [-]
Actually... It didn\t work. See that backslash_ that\s what happened. Systemspr[k or system language is just the letters.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mortuus (08/09/2014) [-]
I'd make a post on the tech board and see if some of the other guys can help. I'm crazy busy today.
User avatar #13 - bonjangles (08/05/2014) [-]
You're a god. Can you have my babies?

What leightonsolomon said.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Mortuus (08/05/2014) [-]
I enjoy my small nerdy following [See: "Cult"].
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User avatar #16 to #15 - Mortuus (08/05/2014) [-]
Shhh... Don't tell them that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bonjangles (08/05/2014) [-]
I SAID NOTHING.

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING IN COURT.
User avatar #10 - leightonsolomon (07/04/2014) [-]
You're smart. I appreciate your comments on the science and technology boards. Keep it up.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Mortuus (07/05/2014) [-]
I try.
#5 - ananamouse ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
political gem stones
#3 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Learn to not contradict yourself, ****** .
User avatar #4 to #3 - Mortuus (08/26/2013) [-]
Make an account and your opinion on this matter may have an impact on my views and actions.
User avatar #2 - amplifythat (08/17/2012) [-]
im lactose intolorent.......take all my cheese
User avatar #1 - Mortuus (07/27/2012) [-]
I love you!
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