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Date Signed Up:1/11/2010
Last Login:5/22/2013
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Ever scene i was a little boy people have loved the sound of my voice and i figured you either get busy talking or you get busy dying, the work is really quite easy why even right now im sitting on a chair sipping some tea and reading from a script, the wall is covered with something that resembles a egg crate except there soft and spongy like a twinky,like a twinky.

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#268 - why did he get thumbs down he said it in the description  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2010 on unicylce +3
User avatar #281 - WolfPrince (05/10/2010) [-]
are u related to gordon freeman?
User avatar #325 - MorganFreeman (05/10/2010) [-]
perhaps
#272 - EzbakeSushi (05/10/2010) [-]
cuz people are fucking retarded and lazy.
#14 - *fanboy comment saying ps3 is better than xbox*  [+] (14 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Dead Spaced +2
User avatar #15 - shadowbolt (05/09/2010) [-]
*Fanboy comment agreeing with you*
User avatar #16 - Bacula (05/09/2010) [-]
*Supporting Xbox comment saying Ps3 Games suck and the internet on Ps3 doesnt even work.*
User avatar #17 - shadowbolt (05/09/2010) [-]
*Arguement on how PSN is free and how MGS4 is the greatest game of all time, OF ALL TIME!*
User avatar #40 - BBQpigeon (05/10/2010) [-]
*Argument on how that makes PSN shit with shitty servers*
User avatar #63 - shadowbolt (05/10/2010) [-]
*Arguement acusing your mother of being a whore*
User avatar #66 - BBQpigeon (05/10/2010) [-]
*Argument accusing you of being misinformed*
User avatar #67 - shadowbolt (05/10/2010) [-]
*Random cursing making me seem like I'm 4*
User avatar #27 - Eziolieksbrushie (05/10/2010) [-]
*disagrees, puts forward uncharted 2*
User avatar #30 - shadowbolt (05/10/2010) [-]
*Argues that Uncharted doesn't let you pilot a giant robot*
User avatar #31 - Eziolieksbrushie (05/10/2010) [-]
fuck it' i'll just play nazi zombies
User avatar #32 - shadowbolt (05/10/2010) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #18 - beatdarude (05/09/2010) [-]
jus stfu they both have there ups and downs and pc is like the rich uncle of the bunch SO good day sir
User avatar #19 - shadowbolt (05/09/2010) [-]
Calm down bro, we're just joking.
User avatar #21 - beatdarude (05/09/2010) [-]
same :P
#403 - im fine with that  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2010 on Epic Lightsaber Battle at... 0
User avatar #405 - CreatureofDeath (05/09/2010) [-]
alright cool
#392 - i shouldent be so hard to put in right?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Epic Lightsaber Battle at... 0
User avatar #397 - CreatureofDeath (05/09/2010) [-]
is it okay if we make it so your face is morgan freeman and your body is a stick??
User avatar #403 - MorganFreeman (05/09/2010) [-]
im fine with that
User avatar #405 - CreatureofDeath (05/09/2010) [-]
alright cool
User avatar #393 - CreatureofDeath (05/09/2010) [-]
Yeah i can fit you in for sure my friend mogan freeman is a beast
#375 - i should be in the next one i should say this exactly E…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Epic Lightsaber Battle at... 0
User avatar #384 - crimsonviper (05/09/2010) [-]
If only I could put sound to the comic, you would be the off-screen narrator. Or as Red from Shawshank.
#378 - TrotskytheHitman (05/09/2010) [-]
rofl. morgan freeman. i should be in here. im like the jango fett of FJ somehow :P
#33 - i hate it when this happens to me 05/07/2010 on WTF +2
#672 - .............../.....__................. .....................…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2010 on comic for EmporerColo :3 +15
User avatar #684 - kadabra (05/07/2010) [-]
wow thats alot of thumbs down =S lmao
#3633 - **MorganFreeman rolls 258** 05/07/2010 on New Guy Part 5 A 0
#355 - do you mind me asking you what happened i heard about you gett… 05/07/2010 on jayandsilentbob's profile 0
#16 - The cake is a lie therefore ninjas cant catch m- 05/05/2010 on Ninjas Can't Catch You +2
#68 - shit not again  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2010 on Halo 3 compilation +1
User avatar #71 - TheGhost (05/06/2010) [-]
GOD help us
#22 - i couldent agree more  [+] (9 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Halo 3 compilation +2
User avatar #32 - anonymanonymous (05/05/2010) [-]
O Hai God
#27 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2010) [-]
lolz I read that in his voice! Get outta ma head Morgan FREEMAN! :O
User avatar #23 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2010) [-]
Morgan Freeman!? Oh GOD. :O
User avatar #26 - TheGhost (05/05/2010) [-]
no he is GOD
User avatar #28 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2010) [-]
TheGhost of Jesus?
User avatar #34 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2010) [-]
O.k. why did someone thumbs me down? :(
User avatar #39 - TheGhost (05/05/2010) [-]
donno not me
User avatar #68 - MorganFreeman (05/05/2010) [-]
shit not again
User avatar #71 - TheGhost (05/06/2010) [-]
GOD help us
#9 - your speaking about god in vain look who posted it 05/04/2010 on Allah 0
#95 - i read that comment in batmans voice 05/03/2010 on Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy +2
#88 - i read it all in there voices  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2010 on Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy +9
#94 - Awesomesaucelol (05/03/2010) [-]
Same here Morgan Freeman
btw, i saw you in a movie today.
User avatar #93 - Rofltroll (05/03/2010) [-]
I read your comment in YOUR voice Mr Freeman
User avatar #95 - MorganFreeman (05/03/2010) [-]
i read that comment in batmans voice
#21 - uhhh we make what is actually funny for example i posted this … 05/03/2010 on Athiest 0
#50 - danm strait 05/03/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
#92 - no shit sherlock  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2010 on The way I see it +9
#95 - N. Korean citizen (05/03/2010) [-]
OMG!!! its black jesus!!!!
User avatar #126 - Xedan (05/03/2010) [-]
black *god*. Jesus is mexican.
#1 - Fuck yea 05/03/2010 on morgan Freeman in "The... 0
#47 - i just put it on my description  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
User avatar #48 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll put it in my youtube.
#45 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2BzLf2jwIM no need  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
User avatar #46 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
found it before you posted it. You should ut it on your profile.
User avatar #47 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
i just put it on my description
User avatar #48 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll put it in my youtube.
#43 - ever scene i was a little boy people have loved the sound of m…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
User avatar #44 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
X) You make me smile. I have to look that up on youtube.
User avatar #46 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
found it before you posted it. You should ut it on your profile.
User avatar #47 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
i just put it on my description
User avatar #48 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll put it in my youtube.
#41 - thats true  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
User avatar #42 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I keep reading it in your voice. Then I hear the family guy thing in your voice.
User avatar #43 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
ever scene i was a little boy people have loved the sound of my voice and i figured you either get busy talking or you get busy dying, the work is really quite easy why even right now im sitting on a chair sipping some tea and reading from a script, the wall is covered with something that resembles a egg crate except there soft and spongy like a twinky like a twinky.
User avatar #44 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
X) You make me smile. I have to look that up on youtube.
User avatar #46 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
found it before you posted it. You should ut it on your profile.
User avatar #47 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
i just put it on my description
User avatar #48 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll put it in my youtube.
#39 - lol i feel the same way  [+] (9 new replies) 05/02/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
User avatar #40 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
Yeah, but you're Morgan Motherfucking Freeman.
User avatar #41 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
thats true
User avatar #42 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I keep reading it in your voice. Then I hear the family guy thing in your voice.
User avatar #43 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
ever scene i was a little boy people have loved the sound of my voice and i figured you either get busy talking or you get busy dying, the work is really quite easy why even right now im sitting on a chair sipping some tea and reading from a script, the wall is covered with something that resembles a egg crate except there soft and spongy like a twinky like a twinky.
User avatar #44 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
X) You make me smile. I have to look that up on youtube.
User avatar #46 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
found it before you posted it. You should ut it on your profile.
User avatar #47 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
i just put it on my description
User avatar #48 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll put it in my youtube.
#37 - nice i see you've level'd by 2 levels  [+] (11 new replies) 05/02/2010 on MorganFreeman's profile 0
User avatar #38 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
*LEVEL UP* I'm so proud.
*Sigh* I need a girlfriend. (Like that wasn't already evident.)
User avatar #39 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
lol i feel the same way
User avatar #40 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
Yeah, but you're Morgan Motherfucking Freeman.
User avatar #41 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
thats true
User avatar #42 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I keep reading it in your voice. Then I hear the family guy thing in your voice.
User avatar #43 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
ever scene i was a little boy people have loved the sound of my voice and i figured you either get busy talking or you get busy dying, the work is really quite easy why even right now im sitting on a chair sipping some tea and reading from a script, the wall is covered with something that resembles a egg crate except there soft and spongy like a twinky like a twinky.
User avatar #44 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
X) You make me smile. I have to look that up on youtube.
User avatar #46 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
found it before you posted it. You should ut it on your profile.
User avatar #47 - MorganFreeman (05/02/2010) [-]
i just put it on my description
User avatar #48 - MCPO (05/02/2010) [-]
I'll put it in my youtube.
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#100 - HomerSimpson (09/06/2012) [-]
There should be an exclusive club just for funnyjunkers with original names   
like us   
that would be cool (;   
-love you black beauty
There should be an exclusive club just for funnyjunkers with original names
like us
that would be cool (;
-love you black beauty
#99 - OptimusPrimal (09/13/2011) [-]
Lol, destroyed your Fraternity. U mad bro?
#98 - mynameishello **User deleted account** (06/01/2011) [-]
#97 - Merde (02/03/2011) [-]
Quickly, there isn't much time. You must hurry before the trail goes cold.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/15786832/#c2189
User avatar #95 - sallysaurusrex (12/05/2010) [-]
Hello, old friend

-mynameishello
User avatar #92 - adip (09/26/2010) [-]
Nice subs you got there.
User avatar #91 - ImNotaNazi (09/26/2010) [-]
Hi brother
#89 - N. Korean citizen (09/20/2010) [-]
Colo is watching you masturbate 0_0
User avatar #85 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (09/17/2010) [-]
I'm black, just like you.
User avatar #84 - powerhousevodka (09/06/2010) [-]
OH MY LORD I LOVE MORGAN FREEMAN
User avatar #83 - TheFlamingFlamingo (09/06/2010) [-]
You are win.
User avatar #77 - TinyHeadHouse **User deleted account** (09/04/2010) [-]
:O
God... god... god friended... me?
*faints*
#74 - Themexicanpedobear (07/25/2010) [-]
morgan freeman quien eres tu.
#73 - EATSHlT Comment deleted by MorganFreeman [-]
User avatar #69 - Arious (05/13/2010) [-]
Dont look at my level

*Innocent face*
User avatar #60 - MCPO (05/11/2010) [-]
Question for you, Mr. Freeman.
User avatar #59 - Dart (05/10/2010) [-]
Look at this poorly drawn masterpiece of failure I made. I don't expect many thumbs, but I figured it was funny enough for my first one.
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/414951/I+MADE+YOU+THIS+I+HOPE+YOU+LIKE+ IT/
User avatar #57 - Gotta Be KD (05/10/2010) [-]
I read your description, I read it in your voice, It may be feel good
User avatar #54 - Arious (05/10/2010) [-]
Fuck me you level fast..

So, MorganFreeman eats ants huh? Good to know.
User avatar #51 - Arious (05/09/2010) [-]
So i heard you hate twilight..
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