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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:4/19/2013
Location:In your pants Cx
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#18 - I saw a commercial for Internet Explorer a couple weeks ago sa… 04/01/2012 on Internet Explorer +2
#72 - When I have kids I'm going to let them get whatever hair they want. 04/01/2012 on Know this feel? +1
#112 - The Hunger Games wasn't really brutal because of the shake-cam… 04/01/2012 on True 0
#68 - I was on crutches back in October because I bruised my tendons… 03/31/2012 on miracle +1
#27 - Picture 03/31/2012 on RaritY +24
#6 - At my school it's $3 for a slice of pizza, carton of milk, car… 03/31/2012 on lunch bitches 0
#109 - They're so expensive because you're in NYC. I went there once … 03/31/2012 on Trippin 0
#59 - Some stupid iPhone app that is just a bunch of pictures. 03/30/2012 on Wonka +1
#55 - My friend talks about iFunny all the time and I'm always sitti…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2012 on Wonka +1
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/30/2012) [-]
What the hell is iFunny?
User avatar #59 - MonsieurOctopus (03/30/2012) [-]
Some stupid iPhone app that is just a bunch of pictures.
#301 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2012 on Pornhub logic -4
User avatar #377 - HaymitchAbernathy (03/30/2012) [-]
DAFUQ????
#351 - trojanmannn (03/30/2012) [-]
fucking ruined it
#274 - I always read all the comics and posts that are on Funnyjunk a… 03/29/2012 on Before he deletes it +1
#78 - I got a detention for using Google Chrome at my school ._. …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2012 on It's only the best thing... +28
#108 - imfromyoutube has deleted their comment.
#117 - blackmanrollipolli (03/29/2012) [-]
#92 - stukka (03/29/2012) [-]
**stukka rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Legit School Bus ** MFW I asked for Firefox at work and they said no.
#14 - Bitch, where can you find a ukulele for $20? Mine was $90 and …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/25/2012 on logic +2
User avatar #22 - xanaga (03/25/2012) [-]
Mine was 29 bucks at a folk music store near here
User avatar #20 - lilskittels (03/25/2012) [-]
i have a kala exotic mahogany with black trim for about $70, plus martin strings... i think you can get the like shitty Hawaiian novelty ones for like $20
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2012) [-]
You can't get a good one, but I got my friend started off with a cheap, stereotypical brightly colored Uke for 30$ at Music Go Round.(: But yeah, the ones that don't sound like crap are a lot more.
#55 - I've seen a Mcdonalds getting remodeled but never built. ._. y… 03/25/2012 on Random Facts +2
#258 - The see-through refrigerator would save money because all the … 03/24/2012 on Cool Clear Stuff 0
#989 - I have to start reading the comments first. 03/23/2012 on sweet +2
#145 - Oohhhhh I thought you meant real extensions, not clip in. My b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2012 on Bad haircuts 0
#146 - vuittoncouture (03/22/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#37 - It sucked:( Then CL&P did faulty repairs on the wires to m… 03/22/2012 on Did we really have a winter... 0
#19 - I had my generator so I watched movies on my laptop. But we co…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Did we really have a winter... 0
User avatar #21 - erttyisabrony (03/22/2012) [-]
looks like you had it alot worse than i did, i spent most of my time at the local high school (Shelter w/ heat and electricity)
User avatar #37 - MonsieurOctopus (03/22/2012) [-]
It sucked:( Then CL&P did faulty repairs on the wires to my house so last month they melted off my house....
#15 - In CT it went from fall to summer. We did have a week of winte…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/22/2012 on Did we really have a winter... 0
User avatar #17 - erttyisabrony (03/22/2012) [-]
I live in CT too, that who thing sucked, i was stuck on my computer (Laptop with limited charge) playing free cell, which was pretty fun, i have to say
User avatar #19 - MonsieurOctopus (03/22/2012) [-]
I had my generator so I watched movies on my laptop. But we couldn't open our garage to get wood for the wood stove so we had no heat. We couldn't leave because a tree fell across the street, and I had almost torn my tendons in my foot so I was on crutches. It sucked.
User avatar #21 - erttyisabrony (03/22/2012) [-]
looks like you had it alot worse than i did, i spent most of my time at the local high school (Shelter w/ heat and electricity)
User avatar #37 - MonsieurOctopus (03/22/2012) [-]
It sucked:( Then CL&P did faulty repairs on the wires to my house so last month they melted off my house....
User avatar #16 - nerdrugger (03/22/2012) [-]
holy thats a crazy snow storm. Ya but i basically skipped winter it only snowed thrice, (of course one of those times was few weeks ago when i had a rugby match wasnt cold but snow was annoying).
#35 - **MonsieurOctopus rolls 171** 03/21/2012 on skyrim 0
#24 - I have a couple non-douchy people that I follow. 03/21/2012 on Oh no they di-n't! +1
#8 - But extensions damage your hair so much that it stops growing.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Bad haircuts -1
#141 - vuittoncouture (03/22/2012) [-]
Hahha, where's the logic in that? :) You just clip it on to your real hair, it won't damage it at all, it's like clip-on earrings.
Also why the red thumbs, I was just trying to give advice .__.
User avatar #145 - MonsieurOctopus (03/22/2012) [-]
Oohhhhh I thought you meant real extensions, not clip in. My bad(:
And I thumbed you up(:
#146 - vuittoncouture (03/22/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#43 - Picture 03/21/2012 on Warning Ponies 0
#18 - I like being able to post on Tumblr, vent, and **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Oh no they di-n't! +3
User avatar #28 - catguy (04/16/2012) [-]
What if they DID invent all the memes and WE are using them wrong? lol jk that alternate universe would suck
User avatar #23 - gameandwatched (03/21/2012) [-]
Luckily not everyone like that, i only really follow the un douchey people on it.
User avatar #24 - MonsieurOctopus (03/21/2012) [-]
I have a couple non-douchy people that I follow.

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
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#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
#118 - ryaniscoolyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
#105 - blazenmanx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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