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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:4/19/2013
Location:In your pants Cx
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#53 - I'm sorry, but that sentence did not make sense.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on The more you know! -2
User avatar #54 - paperclipsrule (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. I suck at explaining things. Ignore my comment.

#25 - it's not usually the left breast that is larger, it's the brea…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2012 on The more you know! -2
User avatar #50 - paperclipsrule (04/17/2012) [-]
Well, I guess since there are more right handed women than left handed women, the left breast would be larger.
User avatar #53 - MonsieurOctopus (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but that sentence did not make sense.
User avatar #54 - paperclipsrule (04/17/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. I suck at explaining things. Ignore my comment.

#315 - But I'm too short for it to happen with my belt loop 04/17/2012 on Please +5
#313 - When I wear a shirt with flowly sleeves this happens to me  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on Please +3
User avatar #315 - MonsieurOctopus (04/17/2012) [-]
But I'm too short for it to happen with my belt loop
#360 - Repo The Genetic Opera... On the plus side I'd get to rape… 04/16/2012 on 404 Title not found 0
#123 - I can't stop staring at that gif ._. 04/15/2012 on Why Did He Stop? +3
#270 - It's because you grew up around them in elementary school, mid… 04/10/2012 on Fuck this shit +5
#71 - Picture 04/07/2012 on BigMac for Congress +5
#118 - :3 04/07/2012 on Awww how sweet :)....wait 0
#41 - I'm getting a hedgehog(: 04/06/2012 on cute title 0
#47 - My school has an annual game of "Senior Assassin" wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2012 on Quiz +24
#63 - jabbathebutt (04/06/2012) [-]
< senior assassin?
#21 - I'm sorry, but "Munroe?" /: Monroe. You were close t… 04/05/2012 on Why are yall awake...? +3
#109 - He's just standing there like, "I lost my buddy:(" I… 04/05/2012 on he knows +1
#68 - For me it's the other way around. 04/05/2012 on Missed calls... +4
#166 - I've been told that, too, don't worry(: 04/05/2012 on I love my parents. 0
#530 - I'm meeting Graverobber(: 04/04/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#518 - Nathan and the actor is Anthony Head  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#526 - leerichardson (04/04/2012) [-]
Thanks my favorite character from the movie is the grave robber so I kind of forgot about Nathan
#530 - MonsieurOctopus (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm meeting Graverobber(:
#500 - I drew this. hurrdurr no one's going to get it.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Almost broke my computer... -1
#512 - leerichardson (04/04/2012) [-]
Repo man I cant remember the name of the character or the actor though
User avatar #518 - MonsieurOctopus (04/04/2012) [-]
Nathan and the actor is Anthony Head
#526 - leerichardson (04/04/2012) [-]
Thanks my favorite character from the movie is the grave robber so I kind of forgot about Nathan
#530 - MonsieurOctopus (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm meeting Graverobber(:
#4 - In middle school my teachers bitched at me that I was never go… 04/04/2012 on How school works +2
#2 - I was out to dinner with my parents and my dad casually told m…  [+] (25 new replies) 04/04/2012 on I love my parents. +123
User avatar #157 - anatidaephobia (04/04/2012) [-]
Hey, if it helps my dad wanted me aborted. When my mom wouldn't go, he wanted to put me up for adoption.
User avatar #152 - hauntzor (04/04/2012) [-]
I was an accident too, but in a way, a lot of people are. Most of them, like me, are just called "happy accidents" I guess.
User avatar #129 - RedPurpleRain (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm the result of a postponed vasectomy.
#111 - anonymous (04/04/2012) [-]
I know that feel..
#97 - nervehammer (04/04/2012) [-]
your dad accidently a baby
#64 - righteousmuffin (04/04/2012) [-]
I was the result of my mom wanting a baby...
#56 - anonymous (04/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #160 at Nope, not giving it away in the title. ** I was the reason my father left
#34 - killingalice (04/04/2012) [-]
I was at the beginning of a 9hr car trip when my mom casually told me I was a failed pill during what was supposed to be a new years one-night stand
User avatar #83 - notagoodusername (04/04/2012) [-]
accident kids are way cooler anyway....
User avatar #15 - alexdawood (04/04/2012) [-]
i was the result of a cheap condom ...
User avatar #8 - asainati (04/04/2012) [-]
It's ok, I'm an accident too...
#48 - Fgner (04/04/2012) [-]
My mother cried when she found out she had me.

She even told me that I was the reason her life didn't turn out great... to my face.
User avatar #167 - asainati (04/05/2012) [-]
Well, I think you're a good person :) Don't let it get you down, just go and show them all!
User avatar #166 - MonsieurOctopus (04/05/2012) [-]
I've been told that, too, don't worry(:
#86 - admiralen (04/04/2012) [-]
and then you started thinking of a great plot, and to this day it will soon be done
User avatar #36 - lemonn (04/04/2012) [-]
me too, my name even means unexpected surprise in another language. feels bad man.
#14 - kelciekupkakes has deleted their comment.
#12 - gettinglolz (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm also an accident
#75 - valhan (04/04/2012) [-]
my best friends brother was an acident, and his name was also picked out of a hat of names, and to make it worse they told him both of these when hes only like 11
User avatar #139 - RisenLichen (04/04/2012) [-]
same thing with my best friends brother, he just walked in while they were talking about that and when he said "what!?" she said "its true, you were an accident. now go play"
User avatar #146 - gettinglolz (04/04/2012) [-]
OMG hahaha That's cruel but somehow i lol'd
User avatar #82 - haydn (04/04/2012) [-]
I just laughed so hard at this ahahah
#84 - valhan (04/04/2012) [-]
the way he descibes it is he was named after his old uncle who died and helped his family moved to america and then his parents just put names in a hat and picked one and was like there we go!
#26 - anonymous (04/04/2012) [-]
I wasn't planned. but not an accident?
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#2 - I went to the dentist the day after I got braces so my gums we…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Scumbag Dentist +7
User avatar #3 - FoonyJoonk (04/03/2012) [-]
Holy Sss that had to hurt. Dentists are fucking trolls. Last time I went they brushed the tuck out of my gums to the point they were bleeding and the assisstant was like " you see what happens when you have sensitive gums!" So I told her to fucking stop and she kept on doing it. Fuckin assholes that's what they are.
#9 - What if it is a guy you've been talking to for a while that fa… 04/03/2012 on Cheaters 0
#568 - Is that really true? ._. Time to cut off my tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Big Boobie Problems 0
User avatar #608 - thatnerdyguy (04/03/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's not necessary...
#227 - I built this:3 04/02/2012 on UM, I CAN BUILD A DIRT HOUSE! +2
#32 - Italian herb and cheese bread bacon shredded cheese … 04/01/2012 on Dafuq Did I Just Eat? +1

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
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#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - anonymous (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
#118 - ryaniscoolyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
#105 - blazenmanx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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