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Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:4/19/2013
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#63 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 05/02/2012 on That works too +22
#78 - dagnii has deleted their comment.
#72 - xmkidx (05/03/2012) [-]
#67 - decayingapple (05/03/2012) [-]
How???
#69 - TheFixer (05/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #64 - MonsieurOctopus (05/02/2012) [-]
Enlarge this picture, by the way
User avatar #77 - thepalmtoptiger (05/03/2012) [-]
Thanks, I was looking at the thumbnail wondering what the big deal was.
User avatar #65 - SpcRamon (05/02/2012) [-]
nice.
#10 - Horse noises sound weird now. 05/02/2012 on Real ponies +1
#636 - Don't worry, I have a distinct lack of penis. 05/01/2012 on I don't want to live on... 0
#628 - ...but I wore it yesterday  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2012 on I don't want to live on... -1
#634 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
>Guy called Mister Octupus wears that thong

>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #636 - MonsieurOctopus (05/01/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I have a distinct lack of penis.
#619 - That awkward moment when I have that thong ._.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2012 on I don't want to live on... 0
#627 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
That post pics or never happened moment when you claim to have that thong
User avatar #628 - MonsieurOctopus (05/01/2012) [-]
...but I wore it yesterday
#634 - anonymous (05/01/2012) [-]
>Guy called Mister Octupus wears that thong

>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
User avatar #636 - MonsieurOctopus (05/01/2012) [-]
Don't worry, I have a distinct lack of penis.
#2 - I was at a friend's house with about 10 other people and we go… 04/30/2012 on invisible rope 0
#184 - I also know another male who is straight and another who is bi  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2012 on Quick Question +1
User avatar #224 - watsonthewise (04/30/2012) [-]
Thank you very much
#183 - I'm a female and I'm straight. My boyfriend (also a brony)…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2012 on Quick Question +2
User avatar #184 - MonsieurOctopus (04/30/2012) [-]
I also know another male who is straight and another who is bi
User avatar #224 - watsonthewise (04/30/2012) [-]
Thank you very much
#50 - I tried on a pair of those sunglasses at Urban Outfitters and … 04/26/2012 on Random Funny +1
#3 - At my school we're allowed to chew gum  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on Best Friends 0
User avatar #4 - cupcaketroll (04/26/2012) [-]
yeah, me too.
#108 - Comment deleted 04/25/2012 on mane 6 vs. +2
#6 - I had a party in one of my classes on 4/20 last year. I awkwar… 04/23/2012 on Short Story 0
#27 - I just made hummingbird cupcakes with cream cheese frosting(: … 04/23/2012 on I guess I just don't belong... 0
#53 - Thank god my school was on vacation on 4/20... 04/22/2012 on Found at the local High School +1
#114 - Isn't he the teacher from Ned's Declassified School Survival G… 04/22/2012 on Scumbag Doctor Comp #1 -3
#176 - Poop, it was a typo. I apologize. I didn't even notice 04/22/2012 on the impossible xbox achievment 0
#46 - My Asian friend is dyslexic and is still smart than me ._.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2012 on the impossible xbox achievment 0
#49 - ariachnotred (04/22/2012) [-]
Actual around 8/10 people suffer from minor dyslexia. Syntoms include writing one letter in a word, then writing a different letter at a later point in the word and coming back to write it, forgetting to write prefixes or suffixes, or in this case typing suffixes, and writing one letter of a word and forgetting the rest. There are a few other common syntoms. I have minor dyslexia as well, but it doesnt affect my spelling.
#47 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
..sorry to do this

*smarter
User avatar #176 - MonsieurOctopus (04/22/2012) [-]
Poop, it was a typo. I apologize. I didn't even notice
#64 - Does this work with white eggs, too? 04/21/2012 on How to blow up an egg +6
#51 - She doesn't even know if that's the right date ._. 04/21/2012 on ...Should I even reply? +8
#142 - Yes she does. 04/21/2012 on Hunger Games +1
#49 - moved* 04/20/2012 on Oh Grandma 0
#48 - It sucks losing grandparents:( That year was also really b…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on Oh Grandma 0
User avatar #49 - MonsieurOctopus (04/20/2012) [-]
moved*
#42 - My grandparents all died when I was seven so I never knew gran…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Oh Grandma +6
#47 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
Both of my grandfathers died before I was five, I only remember one because he had a really awesome beard.
User avatar #48 - MonsieurOctopus (04/20/2012) [-]
It sucks losing grandparents:(
That year was also really bad for me because I lost all my grandparents, my uncle, all my pets, I move, my aunt got divorced, I broke my elbow, and I broke my knee.
User avatar #49 - MonsieurOctopus (04/20/2012) [-]
moved*
#151 - "Mine all the sandstone" You realize you can m… 04/19/2012 on Deal With It 0
#6 - I always hear people call my name or people screaming when I h…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Loud music +15
User avatar #26 - cocktopuss (04/18/2012) [-]
I hear people saying my name, with headphones on, its when im home alone most of the time.
#10 - doggstar (04/18/2012) [-]
shit man that is fucked up
i hear my name being called all the time but not the people screaming
User avatar #13 - mydogizmexican (04/18/2012) [-]
i hear my name being called all the time.. sometimes before i go to sleep i hear all my friends from school casually saying my name.. no emotion whatso ever, just casually saying my name...
#14 - doggstar (04/18/2012) [-]
maybe we're all crazy, i used to hate it because when i was home alone i always heard my name being called and it freaked the shit out of me because i was searching everywhere for the source. it didn't even sound like one of my family members either and that freaked me out even more
User avatar #16 - mydogizmexican (04/18/2012) [-]
im just developing my schizophrenia.. i blame it on my parnoia and my crazy imagination
#8 - Onemanretardpack (04/18/2012) [-]
I think you have schizophrenia...

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
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#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - anonymous (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
#118 - ryaniscoolyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
#105 - blazenmanx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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