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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:4/19/2013
Location:In your pants Cx
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#3 - One time when I was a kid I fell asleep under the table and my… 11/05/2011 on Life was awesome +4
#2 - The last time I asked for a "trim" for my hair the b…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2011 on ZE TITLE! +3
#9 - hankhillsuper (11/06/2011) [-]
You have to ask specifically if you want a 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, personally people with long hair look like Richard Simmonsgots, get a 3 or a 4.
User avatar #26 - MonsieurOctopus (11/06/2011) [-]
...Even girls with long hair look like Richard Simmonsgots?
#29 - hankhillsuper (11/06/2011) [-]
thats the point, girls can have long hair but if a guy does then he has a similar hair to a girl and thats a Richard Simmonsgot. u defined urself. nice!
User avatar #30 - MonsieurOctopus (11/06/2011) [-]
Wait what? You just confused me.
#6 - Mine:3 This picture is from the winter though:(  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on Nimbus -1
#59 - xedria (11/06/2011) [-]
D'aaaaawhhhh!!!!
#914 - **MonsieurOctopus rolls 58** 11/05/2011 on Find your language! 0
#71 - I couldn't stop laughing when he slide off the table at the end. 11/05/2011 on awesome photography 0
#595 - A lot of girls shower at night so they can style their hair in… 11/05/2011 on OH MY GOD THANKS GUYS! +1
#23 - That's because florists and various people have to get their … 11/04/2011 on Turkey Day 0
#126 - Well, my power was off for 5 days so_ everything_ was entertaining. 11/04/2011 on HOLY CRAP 0
#100 - Picture 11/03/2011 on Pausing at the right time +3
#98 - That matches perfectly to the beat of my music. ._. 11/03/2011 on Pausing at the right time +4
#89 - I was watching the show Cake Boss and this woman was getting m… 11/03/2011 on Couldn't agree more! +4
#24 - I honestly hate when girls say that. It's a dumb realization a… 10/28/2011 on True +2
#55 - A lot of times when your mouth is open it pulls your cheeks do…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2011 on Ever wonder +1
User avatar #72 - TheLoser (10/27/2011) [-]
and its not even impossible to close your mouth and do it
User avatar #68 - niggerytaste (10/27/2011) [-]
Professional women
User avatar #69 - niggerytaste (10/27/2011) [-]
woman*
#88 - I think that'd actually be a great idea 10/25/2011 on i dont even know what to say +3
#25 - **MonsieurOctopus rolls 18** any number and it's not.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2011 on Gotta love 4chan -2
User avatar #28 - theemcsquared (10/24/2011) [-]
it's BUTTER?
#21 - What's on the top? ._.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2011 on Gotta love 4chan -2
#23 - xdubstepx (10/24/2011) [-]
**xdubstepx rolls 98** dubz and it's cum :D
User avatar #25 - MonsieurOctopus (10/24/2011) [-]
**MonsieurOctopus rolls 18** any number and it's not.
User avatar #28 - theemcsquared (10/24/2011) [-]
it's BUTTER?
#34 - Well, my boyfriend is a brony. He just doesn't go to my school. 10/23/2011 on Fixed +1
#284 - Born This Way To My Balls 10/23/2011 on iPOD TURNS 10! 0
#37 - And yellow wool instead of gold blocks. 10/23/2011 on Minecraft Pokemon +1
#36 - They look awesome:3 But try using white wool instead of iro…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2011 on Minecraft Pokemon +2
User avatar #38 - poopburritoz (10/23/2011) [-]
Yeah I kinda thought Iron blocks looked better but I'll try wool with my next set of Pokemon
User avatar #37 - MonsieurOctopus (10/23/2011) [-]
And yellow wool instead of gold blocks.
#13 - Only person in my whole school who likes ponies is me. No shame.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2011 on Fixed +1
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User avatar #34 - MonsieurOctopus (10/23/2011) [-]
Well, my boyfriend is a brony. He just doesn't go to my school.
User avatar #19 - darkfuzion (10/23/2011) [-]
I havent found any other bronies at my school =(
#42 - Comment deleted 10/23/2011 on Obama's Last Chance +2
#39 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2011 on Obama's Last Chance +3
#40 - Utkezabanje Comment deleted by MonsieurOctopus
#37 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2011 on Obama's Last Chance +6
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#58 - Forgot this. He was about the length of my thumb and that… 10/21/2011 on Squirrel bro +6

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - anon (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal ONLINE (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
#118 - ryaniscoolyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
#105 - blazenmanx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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