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Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
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#191 - He's also good friends with my boyfriend  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +3
#196 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Threesome?
#185 - But Adam is my friend:(  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +3
User avatar #203 - colers (01/28/2012) [-]
and why does justin die
User avatar #189 - severepwner (01/28/2012) [-]
What about near the end? Looks like he was against SOPA. But the beginning...hold on, I need to reread.
#195 - severepwner (01/28/2012) [-]
Ah fuck. I made a mistake. Umm...Adam has been redeemed.
User avatar #204 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
What about Justin? He's chill.
User avatar #209 - severepwner (01/28/2012) [-]
Did you not read your own post?
#207 - plazmaflare (01/28/2012) [-]
Adam.... well... he never asked for this.

Sorry but i just couldnt resist
#183 - No, because Adam never liked me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
User avatar #187 - superpower (01/28/2012) [-]
Ok good to know.
#166 - Adam:D 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +5
#153 - I love cookies:D Have two pinkie s(: 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +1
#222 - I look like this 01/28/2012 on FJ Is HOT +1
#135 - You'll get someone, bro 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#125 - Thanks(: 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +1
#114 - That was my favorite show when I was young(: 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +6
#93 - Adam doesn't like me though, and I have a boyfriend:P  [+] (32 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +43
User avatar #345 - Yuffie (01/28/2012) [-]
You might not THINK Adam doesn't like you.
#131 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
And how do you know this?
Have you tried having sex with him, did he decline?
Sometimes we men get nervous as well, and lie to protect ourselves.
Regardless, if you have a boyfriend you should stay faithful.

Just consider it though
User avatar #162 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
it would be... awkward to say the least if i liked her lol
User avatar #163 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Be you Adam?
#170 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
oh yes
#174 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Might I ask why it would be awkward?
User avatar #191 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He's also good friends with my boyfriend
#196 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Threesome?
#175 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
close friend is all, lol. cant imagine feeling like that with her; ive known her for quite some time

and cool pics you got goin on
#180 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Don't you think the one you want to spend the rest of your life with should be a close friend? Either you can marry someone you don't know, and explore each other, or marry someone you know and explore the world together.

Not to impose, of course, just a suggestion
#184 - tehsteak (01/28/2012) [-]
it's all good; i hear where youre coming from it's just that i dont feel that way lol
#188 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fuck her, see if you still feel the same way
User avatar #199 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh...that's awkward...uh
#202 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Take his cock deep inside you, feel his thick hot seed coat your insides.
User avatar #205 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No thanks...
#208 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
You're missing out gurl
User avatar #210 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
That's nice
#212 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, I'm getting myself all horny
User avatar #215 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh dear
#282 - kingdoms (01/28/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
#218 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fastest man alive!

So, are you turning down my suggestions because you haven't gone that far and aren't ready, or, because you're "good friends"
User avatar #734 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
Top comments feed dude. I scroll mindlessly.
#644 - kesolukt (01/28/2012) [-]
This shit was hilarious
User avatar #647 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #375 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person for the day.
User avatar #646 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How are you people finding this?
#373 - icytime (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #266 - HelloPandy (01/28/2012) [-]
They don't like each other, shut up.
User avatar #222 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Both?
#278 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
#226 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#98 - soggycorn (01/28/2012) [-]
Just trying to help a fellow female out.
#82 - A kind of name I have:(  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +2
#106 - nicktheslayer (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't know who pinkieed this down. But there is a woman on the internet. Let's not run her off, okay guys? :D
#78 - No clue. He was also my first boyfriend... Then after I re…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +54
User avatar #192 - killerliquid (01/28/2012) [-]
No normal girl has ever dated her friend, tonight, you dine in FunnyJunk's sanctuary
User avatar #193 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He was my best friend for over a year, too.
#567 - dalgaard (01/28/2012) [-]
It's fukken Adam!
#453 - ziji (01/28/2012) [-]
Fuck you.That wasn't funny.
#123 - slikmonkey (01/28/2012) [-]
have a funny .gif for de-friendzoning your new current bf. :)
User avatar #125 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Thanks(:
User avatar #83 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
He got... OUT of the friendzone?
Lucky guy
#157 - afjhahsdsl (01/28/2012) [-]
#71 - ...yeah  [+] (10 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +7
User avatar #75 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
Heh... Why?
User avatar #78 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No clue. He was also my first boyfriend...
Then after I realized I had friendzoned this guy who really liked me...and I also liked him. So, I dated him and we've been dating for a year and four months(:
User avatar #192 - killerliquid (01/28/2012) [-]
No normal girl has ever dated her friend, tonight, you dine in FunnyJunk's sanctuary
User avatar #193 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He was my best friend for over a year, too.
#567 - dalgaard (01/28/2012) [-]
It's fukken Adam!
#453 - ziji (01/28/2012) [-]
Fuck you.That wasn't funny.
#123 - slikmonkey (01/28/2012) [-]
have a funny .gif for de-friendzoning your new current bf. :)
User avatar #125 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Thanks(:
User avatar #83 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
He got... OUT of the friendzone?
Lucky guy
#157 - afjhahsdsl (01/28/2012) [-]
#65 - If it makes you feel better he looks like this.  [+] (19 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +34
User avatar #619 - ennaburning (01/28/2012) [-]
Is he wearing a Drop Dead t-shirt?
#457 - tie (01/28/2012) [-]
hey dont feel bad. (thats owl city btw)
User avatar #500 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
Wait, do you mean gay as in homosexual? Or gay as in Lamar Smith?
User avatar #502 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
Because neither of those are true.
#713 - tie (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #726 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
I'm merely saying, I'm pretty sure Adam Young is straight. And his music in Owl City is not gay. It's awesome!
User avatar #424 - lastfridaynight (01/28/2012) [-]
i dont know why, but for some reason i was thinking liam was a girl
User avatar #68 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
You... Dated that?
User avatar #71 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
...yeah
User avatar #75 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
Heh... Why?
User avatar #78 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No clue. He was also my first boyfriend...
Then after I realized I had friendzoned this guy who really liked me...and I also liked him. So, I dated him and we've been dating for a year and four months(:
User avatar #192 - killerliquid (01/28/2012) [-]
No normal girl has ever dated her friend, tonight, you dine in FunnyJunk's sanctuary
User avatar #193 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He was my best friend for over a year, too.
#567 - dalgaard (01/28/2012) [-]
It's fukken Adam!
#453 - ziji (01/28/2012) [-]
Fuck you.That wasn't funny.
#123 - slikmonkey (01/28/2012) [-]
have a funny .gif for de-friendzoning your new current bf. :)
User avatar #125 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Thanks(:
User avatar #83 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
He got... OUT of the friendzone?
Lucky guy
#157 - afjhahsdsl (01/28/2012) [-]
#63 - Sorry bro:P i considered leaving it unblocked. But then I real…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +13
User avatar #64 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
Lol I know, can't punish people for being ignorant :P
#65 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
If it makes you feel better he looks like this.
User avatar #619 - ennaburning (01/28/2012) [-]
Is he wearing a Drop Dead t-shirt?
#457 - tie (01/28/2012) [-]
hey dont feel bad. (thats owl city btw)
User avatar #500 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
Wait, do you mean gay as in homosexual? Or gay as in Lamar Smith?
User avatar #502 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
Because neither of those are true.
#713 - tie (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #726 - matttboyagain (01/28/2012) [-]
I'm merely saying, I'm pretty sure Adam Young is straight. And his music in Owl City is not gay. It's awesome!
User avatar #424 - lastfridaynight (01/28/2012) [-]
i dont know why, but for some reason i was thinking liam was a girl
User avatar #68 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
You... Dated that?
User avatar #71 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
...yeah
User avatar #75 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
Heh... Why?
User avatar #78 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No clue. He was also my first boyfriend...
Then after I realized I had friendzoned this guy who really liked me...and I also liked him. So, I dated him and we've been dating for a year and four months(:
User avatar #192 - killerliquid (01/28/2012) [-]
No normal girl has ever dated her friend, tonight, you dine in FunnyJunk's sanctuary
User avatar #193 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
He was my best friend for over a year, too.
#567 - dalgaard (01/28/2012) [-]
It's fukken Adam!
#453 - ziji (01/28/2012) [-]
Fuck you.That wasn't funny.
#123 - slikmonkey (01/28/2012) [-]
have a funny .gif for de-friendzoning your new current bf. :)
User avatar #125 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Thanks(:
User avatar #83 - xshadeeisafag (01/28/2012) [-]
He got... OUT of the friendzone?
Lucky guy
#157 - afjhahsdsl (01/28/2012) [-]
#6 - Thank you kind sir(: 01/27/2012 on I dated a retard. +4
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#2 - It's okay(:  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2012 on I dated a retard. +7
#3 - anonymous (01/27/2012) [-]
i pinkieed your comment up
User avatar #6 - MonsieurOctopus (01/27/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir(:
#165 - My boyfriend taught me how to play Skyrim yesterday.... … 01/26/2012 on Skyrim and Sex? +1
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2012 on The Manliest Brony In The... +3
#37 - kapurass (01/22/2012) [-]
thank you, I was trying to find that one but I got the beard one instead
#170 - Horses have to be able to sleep standing up. If they lay down … 01/20/2012 on Random Facts +2

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - anonymous (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
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User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
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User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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