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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:4/19/2013
Location:In your pants Cx
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#16 - Your face is too long. Oh and you aren't attractive.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/01/2012 on My mom is cool -13
User avatar #42 - noodlelover (02/01/2012) [-]
I bet your a fat cunt who will probably end up an alcoholic
User avatar #39 - flavadave (02/01/2012) [-]
and you're a mean bitch who should keep her silly opinions to herself
User avatar #32 - sookmaybowls (02/01/2012) [-]
At least he's not a whore.
#22 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2012) [-]
You're face isn't attractive.
User avatar #20 - lifeisnowcomplete (02/01/2012) [-]
Well, that was unkind. Especially coming from an octupus. You can just go back into the ocean if you're gonna be like that.
#19 - foreveralonemonkey has deleted their comment.
#386 - When half the ******* school decides your locker … 02/01/2012 on THINGS THAT MAKE ME FFFUUUUUUU +3
#397 - Coconut Oil also makes your hair grow faster. You heat it up t… 01/28/2012 on Good Advice Duck pt3 +1
#733 - Alrighty. Because I'm 100% serious that this came from my face… 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#731 - LInk? 'Cause I did take this off of my facebook. And the Adam …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
User avatar #732 - nightingale (01/28/2012) [-]
I'll have to look through my history. Because RandomPics is random so I couldn't find it again. I'll let you know if I find it in my history. Probably will be a while.
User avatar #733 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Alrighty. Because I'm 100% serious that this came from my facebook, someone just probably took it and posted it there. This is OC(:
#729 - It is real, i took it straight off of my facebook.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
User avatar #730 - nightingale (01/28/2012) [-]
Well, saw it on RandomPics.net. Can't change what I saw. :/
User avatar #731 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
LInk? 'Cause I did take this off of my facebook. And the Adam kid is Tehsteak. Go ask him.
User avatar #732 - nightingale (01/28/2012) [-]
I'll have to look through my history. Because RandomPics is random so I couldn't find it again. I'll let you know if I find it in my history. Probably will be a while.
User avatar #733 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Alrighty. Because I'm 100% serious that this came from my facebook, someone just probably took it and posted it there. This is OC(:
#727 - What?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#728 - nightingale (01/28/2012) [-]
It's very true.
So I'm sceptical if this is real or not.
User avatar #729 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
It is real, i took it straight off of my facebook.
User avatar #730 - nightingale (01/28/2012) [-]
Well, saw it on RandomPics.net. Can't change what I saw. :/
User avatar #731 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
LInk? 'Cause I did take this off of my facebook. And the Adam kid is Tehsteak. Go ask him.
User avatar #732 - nightingale (01/28/2012) [-]
I'll have to look through my history. Because RandomPics is random so I couldn't find it again. I'll let you know if I find it in my history. Probably will be a while.
User avatar #733 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Alrighty. Because I'm 100% serious that this came from my facebook, someone just probably took it and posted it there. This is OC(:
#157 - Nooo. Sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on MonsieurOctopus's profile 0
#158 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#725 - You're a special kind of retarded, aren't you? 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#466 - Oh dear...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#470 - flagit (01/28/2012) [-]
A female funnyjunker who supports anon and knows the fatcs (not just talking out there ass to fit in.) your a rare breed, if you agree'd to name out kid robocop I'd marry you right now. :P
#480 - casshern has deleted their comment.
#486 - flagit (01/28/2012) [-]
It would have to be robocop. :\
Or if it's a girl I'd name her Rebecca Buck (After tank girl.)
#455 - Hi there  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +1
User avatar #458 - undeaddragon (01/28/2012) [-]
nice pic ur pretty :D
User avatar #461 - shredheadxd (01/28/2012) [-]
excuse my friend here maggie, he has a cack.
User avatar #477 - undeaddragon (01/28/2012) [-]
thanks ur nice
#445 - Sorry:( 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#401 - Okayyy 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#394 - What's your name? Maybe I can tell you if I know you:)  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#400 - steelhawk (01/28/2012) [-]
no i already check none of my friends have the same opinions shown in the post
User avatar #401 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Okayyy
#383 - No because I don't even talk to him. If you went by that l… 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#378 - Most likely not  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
#392 - steelhawk (01/28/2012) [-]
there is still a possibility but you are probably correct
User avatar #394 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
What's your name? Maybe I can tell you if I know you:)
#400 - steelhawk (01/28/2012) [-]
no i already check none of my friends have the same opinions shown in the post
User avatar #401 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Okayyy
#246 - Adam is not friend-zoned. He never liked me that way.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +1
User avatar #748 - jestercakes (01/30/2012) [-]
oh oh of course,
#11 - Comment deleted 01/28/2012 on Nom. +2
#222 - Both?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +3
#278 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
#226 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#215 - Oh dear  [+] (12 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +6
#282 - kingdoms (01/28/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
#218 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fastest man alive!

So, are you turning down my suggestions because you haven't gone that far and aren't ready, or, because you're "good friends"
User avatar #734 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
Top comments feed dude. I scroll mindlessly.
#644 - kesolukt (01/28/2012) [-]
This shit was hilarious
User avatar #647 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #375 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person for the day.
User avatar #646 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How are you people finding this?
#373 - icytime (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #266 - HelloPandy (01/28/2012) [-]
They don't like each other, shut up.
User avatar #222 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Both?
#278 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
#226 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#210 - That's nice  [+] (14 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +4
#212 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, I'm getting myself all horny
User avatar #215 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh dear
#282 - kingdoms (01/28/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
#218 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fastest man alive!

So, are you turning down my suggestions because you haven't gone that far and aren't ready, or, because you're "good friends"
User avatar #734 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
Top comments feed dude. I scroll mindlessly.
#644 - kesolukt (01/28/2012) [-]
This shit was hilarious
User avatar #647 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #375 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person for the day.
User avatar #646 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How are you people finding this?
#373 - icytime (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #266 - HelloPandy (01/28/2012) [-]
They don't like each other, shut up.
User avatar #222 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Both?
#278 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
#226 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#205 - No thanks...  [+] (16 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +6
#208 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
You're missing out gurl
User avatar #210 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
That's nice
#212 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, I'm getting myself all horny
User avatar #215 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh dear
#282 - kingdoms (01/28/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
#218 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fastest man alive!

So, are you turning down my suggestions because you haven't gone that far and aren't ready, or, because you're "good friends"
User avatar #734 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
Top comments feed dude. I scroll mindlessly.
#644 - kesolukt (01/28/2012) [-]
This shit was hilarious
User avatar #647 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #375 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person for the day.
User avatar #646 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How are you people finding this?
#373 - icytime (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #266 - HelloPandy (01/28/2012) [-]
They don't like each other, shut up.
User avatar #222 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Both?
#278 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
#226 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#204 - What about Justin? He's chill.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. 0
User avatar #209 - severepwner (01/28/2012) [-]
Did you not read your own post?
#207 - plazmaflare (01/28/2012) [-]
Adam.... well... he never asked for this.

Sorry but i just couldnt resist
#199 - Oh...that's awkward...uh  [+] (18 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +9
#202 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Take his cock deep inside you, feel his thick hot seed coat your insides.
User avatar #205 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
No thanks...
#208 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
You're missing out gurl
User avatar #210 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
That's nice
#212 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh jeez, I'm getting myself all horny
User avatar #215 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Oh dear
#282 - kingdoms (01/28/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA OH LAWD wut in the world is goin' on in dis here thread
#218 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
Fastest man alive!

So, are you turning down my suggestions because you haven't gone that far and aren't ready, or, because you're "good friends"
User avatar #734 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
Top comments feed dude. I scroll mindlessly.
#644 - kesolukt (01/28/2012) [-]
This shit was hilarious
User avatar #647 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #375 - mindlessmindless (01/28/2012) [-]
You are my favorite person for the day.
User avatar #646 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
How are you people finding this?
#373 - icytime (01/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #266 - HelloPandy (01/28/2012) [-]
They don't like each other, shut up.
User avatar #222 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Both?
#278 - gtk (01/28/2012) [-]
Well this thread just made my day.
#226 - samwichwon (01/28/2012) [-]
That's a shame

Have you ever played truth or dare while drunk?
Do it
#193 - He was my best friend for over a year, too.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2012 on I dated a retard. +8
#567 - dalgaard (01/28/2012) [-]
It's fukken Adam!
#453 - ziji (01/28/2012) [-]
Fuck you.That wasn't funny.

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - Womens Study Major (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #132 to #131 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
:)
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu ONLINE (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
#118 - ryaniscoolyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
#105 - blazenmanx has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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