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#3 - He also added watermelon and chicken when he added them  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2012 on Enderman Racism +5
#6 - 4chan refugee (02/16/2012) [-]
This
#4 - As someone who wants to be a hairdresser, this horrified me.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2012 on no title +23
#5 - 4chan refugee (02/13/2012) [-]
I have no desire to become a hairdresser and this also horrifies me.
#11 - I've done that before. Once you get the hang of it, it's actua… 02/13/2012 on Looks so easy! +1
#12 - So back to the beginning subject, so if you have your tubes ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2012 on porn star +2
User avatar #13 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Correct, no egg but you still have a period. Uterus burned out there is still an egg, period symptoms, but no cramps or bloating
#17 - Big Mac* 02/13/2012 on Big Mack & Cheerilee +5
#10 - But still D: Why  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2012 on porn star +2
User avatar #11 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Some woman have really painful periods, or really heavy ones, also some people are just tired of them. I did not do it. My coworker is thinking of doing it.
User avatar #12 - MonsieurOctopus (02/13/2012) [-]
So back to the beginning subject, so if you have your tubes tied, that means no egg can escape. Does that mean you still have a period but there's no egg?
User avatar #13 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Correct, no egg but you still have a period. Uterus burned out there is still an egg, period symptoms, but no cramps or bloating
#8 - D: That just sounds like the most painful thing in the wor…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2012 on porn star +9
User avatar #9 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
its actually not painful. The put you under and numb it up. its an hour procedure and you can go back to work the next day. If there is any pain, you get pain killers.
User avatar #10 - MonsieurOctopus (02/13/2012) [-]
But still D: Why
User avatar #11 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Some woman have really painful periods, or really heavy ones, also some people are just tired of them. I did not do it. My coworker is thinking of doing it.
User avatar #12 - MonsieurOctopus (02/13/2012) [-]
So back to the beginning subject, so if you have your tubes tied, that means no egg can escape. Does that mean you still have a period but there's no egg?
User avatar #13 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Correct, no egg but you still have a period. Uterus burned out there is still an egg, period symptoms, but no cramps or bloating
#6 - A lot of porn stars have their tubes tied so they wouldn't hav…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/13/2012 on porn star -5
User avatar #16 - DoggyBouncer (02/13/2012) [-]
Having your tubes tied doesn't prevent the lining of the uterus to just all together stop. You're body still thinks there is an egg that needs to be released.
User avatar #7 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
having your tubes tied does not prevent a period. Getting the inside of your uterus burned out does.
User avatar #8 - MonsieurOctopus (02/13/2012) [-]
D:
That just sounds like the most painful thing in the world D:
Thank you for that information
but D:

User avatar #9 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
its actually not painful. The put you under and numb it up. its an hour procedure and you can go back to work the next day. If there is any pain, you get pain killers.
User avatar #10 - MonsieurOctopus (02/13/2012) [-]
But still D: Why
User avatar #11 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Some woman have really painful periods, or really heavy ones, also some people are just tired of them. I did not do it. My coworker is thinking of doing it.
User avatar #12 - MonsieurOctopus (02/13/2012) [-]
So back to the beginning subject, so if you have your tubes tied, that means no egg can escape. Does that mean you still have a period but there's no egg?
User avatar #13 - cuttiesnipe (02/13/2012) [-]
Correct, no egg but you still have a period. Uterus burned out there is still an egg, period symptoms, but no cramps or bloating
#9 - I still have no idea who she is.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2012 on So long whitney. +2
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User avatar #17 - PartyPanda (02/13/2012) [-]
She just couldn't handle it well coz' she didn't have that tiger's blood.
#304 - Me: Who the hell is that? 02/13/2012 on When A Celebrity Dies +4
#8 - Her cutie mark defiantly has something to do with singing. And… 02/12/2012 on Professional +1
#3 - That's true. But they'd still be friends. Besides, they ha… 02/12/2012 on Professional +3
#1 - They better get their cutie marks before the season is over. …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2012 on Professional +1
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#4 - SuperBobbis (02/12/2012) [-]
Sweetie should have had it in season 1 when she sang "Hush now, quiet now", let alone her singing the Hearts and hooves day song
User avatar #8 - MonsieurOctopus (02/12/2012) [-]
Her cutie mark defiantly has something to do with singing. And I hope she figures it out soon.
User avatar #2 - elbrysobrony (02/12/2012) [-]
But... then they won't be the CMC anymore...
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#3 - MonsieurOctopus (02/12/2012) [-]
That's true. But they'd still be friends.
Besides, they haven't been really hunting for their cutie marks lately, they've just been doing friend-like stuff. So, they still could be the CMC even if they all had their cutie marks.
#2 - Can't tell if trolling or just retarded  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2012 on RIP -1
User avatar #3 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
Houston we have a newLamar Smith

bu dum cshhhh
#16 - I caved. I'm watching it. 02/10/2012 on New ep of MLP +1
#38 - I enjoyed it to. But, when someone is just getting into the sh… 02/09/2012 on Pony Moment 0.5 (check... 0
#35 - I hate when brony haters say **** like "Oh, …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Pony Moment 0.5 (check... +1
User avatar #36 - torllin (02/09/2012) [-]
you are right about the first episode
but I did actually enjoy it quite a bti
User avatar #37 - torllin (02/09/2012) [-]
bit*
User avatar #38 - MonsieurOctopus (02/09/2012) [-]
I enjoyed it to. But, when someone is just getting into the show, I feel like they would judge the whole series on that one episode.
#150 - His name is Dr. Whooves (: 02/08/2012 on Whoovsies 0
#14 - My tongue always sits uncomfortably in my mouth because I have… 02/07/2012 on You are now aware... +1
#8 - I'm terrified of spiders and I was playing Skyrim at my boyfri… 02/05/2012 on My Biggest Fear +5
#60 - When I'm married and pregnant, that's how I'm going to tell my…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2012 on Dr. House still being awesome. +1
User avatar #89 - StrayBullet (02/05/2012) [-]
Technically, it is.
#712 - But you see, Lamar Smith is old. He's bound to die with in the… 02/05/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny... +2
#8 - So have I. 02/04/2012 on The 3 S's +1
#5 - Kill Justin Bieber. Robert Patterson is actually pretty chill …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/04/2012 on The Ultimate Comp of Funny... +33
#426 - 4chan refugee (02/05/2012) [-]
I would shoot Bieber too:
1. even with Lamar Smith's death, SOPA is most likely going to pass, eventually.
2. since the twilight movies/books have reached conclusion(or so i have heard), there would be no point of killing him, especially since he openly hates twilight as said in your comment.
3. Justin Bieber is still growing more and more popular every day, and will continue to make horrid music for the more years to come.

In conclusion. The Bieber must die.
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User avatar #712 - MonsieurOctopus (02/05/2012) [-]
But you see, Lamar Smith is old. He's bound to die with in the next (maybe) 5 years. With Justin Bieber, he's continuing to make bad music and ruining the music industry. So, I would kill him.
But +1 toenail clipping for you anyway(:
User avatar #129 - iaaron (02/05/2012) [-]
Wow i just posted a comment that was very similair to yours before i read yours. I even used most of the same words. What the hell lol
User avatar #73 - purdles (02/05/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir, here's a toenail clipping
User avatar #44 - farelith (02/05/2012) [-]
Kill Lamar Smith. Edward cant die, and if JB dies, then some other pop crap will follow him.
#184 - furrytoes (02/05/2012) [-]
if i'm understanding you correctly, if JB dies then other pop crap will die.... don't we want that?
gif unrelated.
User avatar #201 - farelith (02/05/2012) [-]
No, someone even worse will take his place. And I hope none of us want that.
#16 - drunkenwaffle (02/05/2012) [-]
his name is Lamar Smith.
#14 - xcammanx (02/05/2012) [-]
line them all up and shoot the bullet through all of them.....
#4 - Why not give him a blowjob while he's playing like a good girl…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2012 on The 3 S's +7
User avatar #11 - pippysfleas (02/06/2012) [-]
great idea
#9 - 4chan refugee (02/04/2012) [-]
plus in my experience it usually leads to sex in less than ten minutes ^_^

#7 - bigbootyjudy (02/04/2012) [-]
Aha I've done that before.
User avatar #8 - MonsieurOctopus (02/04/2012) [-]
So have I.

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#162 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
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#165 to #165 - TigerWoods (05/17/2012) [-]
science
science
User avatar #161 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #159 - missladyhalmighty (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #160 to #159 - MonsieurOctopus (03/07/2012) [-]
I love you, too?
#156 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Can i add you on Facebook =]
User avatar #157 to #156 - MonsieurOctopus (01/28/2012) [-]
Nooo. Sorry
#158 to #157 - sythraxx (01/28/2012) [-]
Aww =[
#155 - 4chan refugee (01/28/2012) [-]
you´re a retard. you and your friends are a bunch of idiots
#154 - bloodpearl (09/14/2011) [-]
that is messed up, the men and women who serve as police officers and firefighters are our real heroes.. they did all the work they could to make sure that everyone in those buildings were safe and sound.. they deserved to be there just as much if not more than anyone else..
#143 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
i hears ya got som,e new hair dere
User avatar #144 to #143 - MonsieurOctopus (08/15/2011) [-]
yessiree
User avatar #145 to #144 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
nice what color ya go?
User avatar #147 to #146 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
awww says content not found
User avatar #149 to #148 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
AWWW itss making sign up though
User avatar #150 to #149 - MonsieurOctopus (08/16/2011) [-]
v i posted the wrong link
User avatar #151 to #150 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh alright
User avatar #153 to #152 - Kelech (08/24/2011) [-]
hmm very nice maggie hehee
User avatar #130 to #129 - badboywantsu (08/07/2011) [-]
indeed, so would you like to be friends?
User avatar #134 to #133 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
so what do you do for fun?
User avatar #135 to #134 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
Play minecraft, swim, hang with my boyfriend, and just random stuff. you?
User avatar #136 to #135 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
post on here, hang with friends, read, work out and i think i'll add random stuff to what i do as well.
User avatar #138 to #137 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
hmm what career are you going for?
User avatar #139 to #138 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
I wanna be a hairdresser, and my goal is to own a salon :3
User avatar #140 to #139 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
that'll be a tough goal but you can do it if you save up and study and know how to make it work.
i want to buy and rent out houses and travel the world.
User avatar #141 to #140 - MonsieurOctopus (08/08/2011) [-]
That sounds like fun :3
User avatar #142 to #141 - badboywantsu (08/08/2011) [-]
it will be if i can do it, i'll have to buy houses fix them up then rent them out it's a lot of trouble saving money for it.
#127 - formeranonymous (08/01/2011) [-]
irony, ur a girl but your fj level is eater of sandwiches. ********
User avatar #126 - badboywantsu (07/31/2011) [-]
saw your comment before you seem cool, think we could be friends?
User avatar #120 - rjgnal (07/10/2011) [-]
birfday? that includes cake ;x
#118 - ryaniscoolyeah **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #119 to #118 - MonsieurOctopus (07/06/2011) [-]
Haha thanks
#115 - Kelech (07/03/2011) [-]
happy late birfday!
happy late birfday!
User avatar #117 to #115 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thank youu:3
User avatar #114 - kaycie (07/02/2011) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #116 to #114 - MonsieurOctopus (07/03/2011) [-]
thanks:3
User avatar #112 - FeeFieFoe (06/02/2011) [-]
derp :D
User avatar #111 - blazenmanx (05/24/2011) [-]
wow im sorry for that, my little brother found out my password.
#110 - Kelech (05/20/2011) [-]
hello there just id leave a comment for someone i havent talked maybe
ever
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User avatar #108 to #105 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #106 to #105 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
Am I cool now mom?! WELL?!
User avatar #107 to #106 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
I am the Blazenmanx's friend
User avatar #83 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
hello there
User avatar #104 to #83 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
can you not reply?
User avatar #85 to #84 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
como estas mi amiga?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
Rien. Je regarde la tele.
User avatar #87 to #86 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
oh my god the first funny junker that ever said some spanish to me. i love you ^^. XD so how was your day?
User avatar #88 to #87 - MonsieurOctopus (05/13/2011) [-]
That was french.
User avatar #89 to #88 - blazenmanx (05/13/2011) [-]
close enough. bein= good plus i know that your watching tv. so whatcha watching?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I said rien which means "nothing."
User avatar #91 to #90 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah sorry for the mistake -_-. i just finished a manga and im so happy now!
User avatar #92 to #91 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
That's nice.
User avatar #93 to #92 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes it is. so french...let me guess canada?
User avatar #94 to #93 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
Naw, I just take french in school. I live in the US.
User avatar #95 to #94 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
ah...im losing arent i? hmmm your a girl?
User avatar #96 to #95 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha, no. And yup, I am a girl. haha.
User avatar #97 to #96 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
...im not losing yet i have so many wrong questions...or awensers-wow i screwed that word up-
User avatar #98 to #97 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
I'm sorry? I don't know how to respond to that.
User avatar #99 to #98 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
yes i didnt quite know aswell and its fine dont be sorry
User avatar #100 to #99 - MonsieurOctopus (05/14/2011) [-]
haha alright.
User avatar #101 to #100 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
oh guess what?!
User avatar #103 to #102 - blazenmanx (05/14/2011) [-]
you are now pregnant with my internet child you must care for it for about a week then forget about it. then it shall fade out of exsistance. ^-^
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