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MonsieurOctopus

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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/26/2010
Last Login:4/19/2013
Location:In your pants Cx
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Total Comments Made:1442
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#530 - I'm meeting Graverobber(: 04/04/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#518 - Nathan and the actor is Anthony Head  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#526 - leerichardson (04/04/2012) [-]
Thanks my favorite character from the movie is the grave robber so I kind of forgot about Nathan
#530 - MonsieurOctopus (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm meeting Graverobber(:
#500 - I drew this. hurrdurr no one's going to get it.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2012 on Almost broke my computer... -1
#512 - leerichardson (04/04/2012) [-]
Repo man I cant remember the name of the character or the actor though
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#518 - MonsieurOctopus (04/04/2012) [-]
Nathan and the actor is Anthony Head
#526 - leerichardson (04/04/2012) [-]
Thanks my favorite character from the movie is the grave robber so I kind of forgot about Nathan
#530 - MonsieurOctopus (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm meeting Graverobber(:
#4 - In middle school my teachers bitched at me that I was never go… 04/04/2012 on How school works +2
#2 - I was out to dinner with my parents and my dad casually told m…  [+] (25 new replies) 04/04/2012 on I love my parents. +123
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#157 - anatidaephobia (04/04/2012) [-]
Hey, if it helps my dad wanted me aborted. When my mom wouldn't go, he wanted to put me up for adoption.
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#152 - hauntzor (04/04/2012) [-]
I was an accident too, but in a way, a lot of people are. Most of them, like me, are just called "happy accidents" I guess.
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#129 - RedPurpleRain (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm the result of a postponed vasectomy.
#111 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
I know that feel..
#97 - nervehammer (04/04/2012) [-]
your dad accidently a baby
#64 - righteousmuffin (04/04/2012) [-]
I was the result of my mom wanting a baby...
#56 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #160 at Nope, not giving it away in the title. ** I was the reason my father left
#34 - killingalice (04/04/2012) [-]
I was at the beginning of a 9hr car trip when my mom casually told me I was a failed pill during what was supposed to be a new years one-night stand
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#83 - notagoodusername (04/04/2012) [-]
accident kids are way cooler anyway....
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#15 - alexdawood (04/04/2012) [-]
i was the result of a cheap condom ...
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#8 - asainati (04/04/2012) [-]
It's ok, I'm an accident too...
#48 - Fgner (04/04/2012) [-]
My mother cried when she found out she had me.

She even told me that I was the reason her life didn't turn out great... to my face.
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#167 - asainati (04/05/2012) [-]
Well, I think you're a good person :) Don't let it get you down, just go and show them all!
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#166 - MonsieurOctopus (04/05/2012) [-]
I've been told that, too, don't worry(:
#86 - admiralen (04/04/2012) [-]
and then you started thinking of a great plot, and to this day it will soon be done
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#36 - lemonn (04/04/2012) [-]
me too, my name even means unexpected surprise in another language. feels bad man.
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#12 - gettinglolz (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm also an accident
#75 - valhan (04/04/2012) [-]
my best friends brother was an acident, and his name was also picked out of a hat of names, and to make it worse they told him both of these when hes only like 11
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#139 - RisenLichen (04/04/2012) [-]
same thing with my best friends brother, he just walked in while they were talking about that and when he said "what!?" she said "its true, you were an accident. now go play"
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#146 - gettinglolz (04/04/2012) [-]
OMG hahaha That's cruel but somehow i lol'd
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#82 - haydn (04/04/2012) [-]
I just laughed so hard at this ahahah
#84 - valhan (04/04/2012) [-]
the way he descibes it is he was named after his old uncle who died and helped his family moved to america and then his parents just put names in a hat and picked one and was like there we go!
#26 - anon (04/04/2012) [-]
I wasn't planned. but not an accident?
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#2 - I went to the dentist the day after I got braces so my gums we…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Scumbag Dentist +7
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#3 - FoonyJoonk (04/03/2012) [-]
Holy Sss that had to hurt. Dentists are fucking trolls. Last time I went they brushed the tuck out of my gums to the point they were bleeding and the assisstant was like " you see what happens when you have sensitive gums!" So I told her to fucking stop and she kept on doing it. Fuckin assholes that's what they are.
#9 - What if it is a guy you've been talking to for a while that fa… 04/03/2012 on Cheaters 0
#568 - Is that really true? ._. Time to cut off my tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Big Boobie Problems 0
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#608 - thatnerdyguy (04/03/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's not necessary...
#227 - I built this:3 04/02/2012 on UM, I CAN BUILD A DIRT HOUSE! +2
#32 - Italian herb and cheese bread bacon shredded cheese … 04/01/2012 on Dafuq Did I Just Eat? +1