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Date Signed Up:10/16/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:New York
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#35 - you mean he put her out of her misery after passing out from shock 11/22/2013 on Aeris' Death 0
#72 - omg can u not  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on D- Dammit... +4
#105 - kamusioso (11/22/2013) [-]
#63 - in other country they use a . instead of a , i know you are be… 11/22/2013 on Funny birthday moment 0
#173 - coming to fuk ur gurl 11/22/2013 on only in FJ 0
#1 - You say karma like Raphael can take on Mario  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Karma 0
User avatar #2 - lucariopwnz (11/26/2013) [-]
you think he couldn't???
#23 - please america would be so much better if we go by stereotypes…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on The Problem With British... 0
#24 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Please, All the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in America. Leaving us fucked if there is an apocalypse and the mexicans would be the first to turn anyway with the things they eat.
#55 - all i do is knife in Search because i love how the fanboys bit… 11/17/2013 on When you have work 0
#60 - idk if i am really tired but trying to think of this is hurtin…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on I'm okay with this 0
User avatar #61 - davisdamen (11/16/2013) [-]
yea, even when i'm wide awake, i try to avoid thinking about time-control theory, it's can be incredibly mind-fucking
like what if current-you decided to go back in time and change something that happened to past-you, that would mean that what you are planning to do has already happened, right?
and what if current-you thought of that right before making the change and decided not to make that change, what would happen then?
#10 - i wanna **** a dog in the ass, i wanna ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +5
User avatar #20 - usmcoorah (11/16/2013) [-]
IN THE ASS!
User avatar #14 - vicanimus (11/16/2013) [-]
That's right kids
#19 - then your "parents" need to tell you something 11/16/2013 on Asians -1
#55 - then would it be like a coma like state  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I'm okay with this 0
User avatar #59 - davisdamen (11/16/2013) [-]
ya know when you close your eyes to go to sleep and you open your eyes and you're awake and it feels like you just went to sleep?
it'd probably be like that, only without the wake up part if time doesn't somehow automatically start back up
and if it does start back up, it's like nothing ever happened
#60 - MonkeyManz (11/16/2013) [-]
idk if i am really tired but trying to think of this is hurting my head and that right there was deep as shit
User avatar #61 - davisdamen (11/16/2013) [-]
yea, even when i'm wide awake, i try to avoid thinking about time-control theory, it's can be incredibly mind-fucking
like what if current-you decided to go back in time and change something that happened to past-you, that would mean that what you are planning to do has already happened, right?
and what if current-you thought of that right before making the change and decided not to make that change, what would happen then?
#53 - when i think of stoping time that means everything but me... …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I'm okay with this 0
User avatar #54 - davisdamen (11/16/2013) [-]
if you froze with it, then your brain would stop processing your surroundings
so you wouldn't even realize you were stuck
User avatar #55 - MonkeyManz (11/16/2013) [-]
then would it be like a coma like state
User avatar #59 - davisdamen (11/16/2013) [-]
ya know when you close your eyes to go to sleep and you open your eyes and you're awake and it feels like you just went to sleep?
it'd probably be like that, only without the wake up part if time doesn't somehow automatically start back up
and if it does start back up, it's like nothing ever happened
#60 - MonkeyManz (11/16/2013) [-]
idk if i am really tired but trying to think of this is hurting my head and that right there was deep as shit
User avatar #61 - davisdamen (11/16/2013) [-]
yea, even when i'm wide awake, i try to avoid thinking about time-control theory, it's can be incredibly mind-fucking
like what if current-you decided to go back in time and change something that happened to past-you, that would mean that what you are planning to do has already happened, right?
and what if current-you thought of that right before making the change and decided not to make that change, what would happen then?
#183 - idk if that is November or December 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced 0
#50 - **** i was going to say why would he need the gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on The Jews did both +2
User avatar #101 - danster (11/16/2013) [-]
Well, actually, he's living the Assassin's Creed
#339 - looks like you are half way their to the pink name  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on The Adventure to Level -400 +1
User avatar #437 - dagramcraka (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm not even close to getting it. If you haven't noticed I'm level positive 210.
#118 - inb4 banned 11/14/2013 on Best of FJ 4 0
#53 - i laughed so hard my cat wont come back in the room 11/14/2013 on No Fap November +2
#12 - Everything was slippy and nothing hurt 11/10/2013 on Common sense or lack thereof. 0
#37 - then yeah he was still pretty late 11/10/2013 on The spontaneous... 0
#30 - i did a only magic run in skyrimjob on legendary so i had to u… 11/08/2013 on Skyrim Logic 0
#49 - Being a cashier for 3 months and doing my best and then out th…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on i can confirm +4
#103 - notafunnyguy (11/07/2013) [-]
when you're in a rush, there's 10 people ahead of you, you see at least two old ladies who have literally bought half the store and are pulling out every coupon ever made, going through nickles and dimes etc, have that one guy whos debit keeps rejecting and he refuses to accept it, and you only have 20 minutes left on your lunch break when you're only buying a can of pepsi to go with your sandwiches yeah its kind of a piss off when they only have one lane open, regardless of the cashiers ability those situations require a minimum two cash registers .
#53 - Dlsqueak (11/07/2013) [-]
My favorite is when the item doesn't ring up: "Oh I guess it's free then?!" ....."Sure if you can get past the security gaurd and somehow erase the video footage we have of you in the store...by all means it's free!"
#15 - Picture 11/05/2013 on Old ass repost +4
#8 - **MonkeyManz rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at… 11/05/2013 on CARNAGE 0
#8 - i hate the people who try and solve every problem..."why … 11/04/2013 on How I picture every cashier... +5
#18 - Comment deleted 11/01/2013 on I think it's dog 0
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#3 - anonymous (10/02/2013) [-]
****** . go **** yourself
#1 - qwertycat (06/07/2012) [-]
Haha that awesome comment on the hipster **** was made into a post! Its in the new section now!
User avatar #2 to #1 - MonkeyManz (06/07/2012) [-]
i just saw it thanks
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