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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/11/2009
Last Login:3/19/2011
Location:Coral Springs Florida
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 401 total,  703 ,  302
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 140 Comments: Faptastic → Level 141 Comments: Faptastic
Total Comments Made:270
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#41 - lol do you see jokers face before batman comes up hes like … 12/23/2009 on buttsex? +2
#36 - drunk and asking for someones sister means...............do yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2009 on sister love 0
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#48 - Harvest (12/23/2009) [-]
It's the only way to beat the water temple
#50 - DestinyDestroyer (12/23/2009) [-]
I dont see how people have a tough time with the water temple. Its pretty straightforward, unless you are talking about the water temple in Twilight Princess. I was able to beat that when I was 8.
#352 - im so sorry it was so funny  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2009 on This is not funny thumb... +4
#358 - anon (12/28/2009) [-]
Yeah? And your a faggot, go play your World of Warcraft, virgin pussy
#361 - creaseking (01/03/2010) [-]
u know what i think of ppl when they attempt to insult some on the internet?
i think ur the virgin pussy becuz thats all u can do. u can say you've "gotten some" but when ppl read comments that u left they all know u have, just it was in u.
#381 - i didnt cringe i said ow five times at the thought 12/19/2009 on Imagine it 0
#931 - lol look at the kids face i think he knows whats behind him 12/19/2009 on Can you find it ? +1
#292 - its funny when someone says thumbs up whores your compelled to… 12/19/2009 on THUMBS UP WHORES +2
#866 - i may be a girl but i had to check IM STRAIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2009 on GAY TEST 0
#929 - anon (01/11/2010) [-]
acualy girls are supposed to have eqaul fingers if not and you still have boobs your a shemale
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#883 - pinkfloyd (12/22/2009) [-]
if ur a girl its ok to be lesibean if ur ugly its not
#833 - i dont think they make leashes for dogs on steroids 12/19/2009 on God damn -1
#951 - at least now she can be on top with ease 12/19/2009 on I called it from the beginning 0
#473 - its funny im looking at one right now  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2009 on I've Made A Deal +4
#474 - anon (12/19/2009) [-]
"The Sphincter Puncture"

This is were the guy lies flat on his back with a stonking erection. Your girl is to be placed in a sex swing which is suspended from the ceiling (roughly 4 or 5ft above your penis) once you think your lined up, using the release remote you made earlier RELEASE HER.
She swoops down onto your cock, causing intense penatration and a punctured sphincter.