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Level 140 Comments: Faptastic
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im cute huh
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- drunk and asking for someones sister means...............do yo…
It's the only way to beat the water temple
I dont see how people have a tough time with the water temple. Its pretty straightforward, unless you are talking about the water temple in Twilight Princess. I was able to beat that when I was 8.
- im so sorry it was so funny
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Yeah? And your a faggot, go play your World of Warcraft, virgin pussy
u know what i think of ppl when they attempt to insult some on the internet?
i think ur the virgin pussy becuz thats all u can do. u can say you've "gotten some" but when ppl read comments that u left they all know u have, just it was in u.
- i didnt cringe i said ow five times at the thought
- lol look at the kids face i think he knows whats behind him
Can you find it ?
- its funny when someone says thumbs up whores your compelled to…
THUMBS UP WHORES
- i may be a girl but i had to check IM STRAIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
acualy girls are supposed to have eqaul fingers if not and you still have boobs your a shemale
if ur a girl its ok to be lesibean if ur ugly its not
- i dont think they make leashes for dogs on steroids
- at least now she can be on top with ease
I called it from the beginning
- its funny im looking at one right now
I've Made A Deal
"The Sphincter Puncture"
This is were the guy lies flat on his back with a stonking erection. Your girl is to be placed in a sex swing which is suspended from the ceiling (roughly 4 or 5ft above your penis) once you think your lined up, using the release remote you made earlier RELEASE HER.
She swoops down onto your cock, causing intense penatration and a punctured sphincter.
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