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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
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#188 - psycho dog man 11/29/2012 on My attempts at photography +1
#216 - But even complete idiots understand the basic physics of an eg…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on "Trust Me, I'm an... 0
User avatar #227 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
clearly you underestimate the capacity some people have for idiocy.
#209 - I don't see how that makes sense at all. But it's definitely t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on "Trust Me, I'm an... 0
User avatar #213 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
she's clearly not the brightest so..
User avatar #216 - MistaJesus (11/27/2012) [-]
But even complete idiots understand the basic physics of an egg beater. Solids get caught up in them. Only liquids can pass through them. That's why they're used to mix fucking liquids.
User avatar #227 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
clearly you underestimate the capacity some people have for idiocy.
#184 - What the hell could she possibly have been trying to do?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2012 on "Trust Me, I'm an... 0
User avatar #199 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
I'm think she thought she could curl her hair
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User avatar #209 - MistaJesus (11/27/2012) [-]
I don't see how that makes sense at all. But it's definitely the most plausible motive I can think of.
User avatar #213 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
she's clearly not the brightest so..
User avatar #216 - MistaJesus (11/27/2012) [-]
But even complete idiots understand the basic physics of an egg beater. Solids get caught up in them. Only liquids can pass through them. That's why they're used to mix fucking liquids.
User avatar #227 - thejerseyjenn (11/27/2012) [-]
clearly you underestimate the capacity some people have for idiocy.
#77 - Today, I learned that Amphetamines ******* suck. 11/27/2012 on Propaganda 0
#493 - There art isn't really deep enough for that to be relevant at all.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on I knew I forgot something. 0
#495 - adxminisgay has deleted their comment.
#34 - Tattoos can't be removed all the way. No matter how many diffe… 11/18/2012 on Tattoo 0
#46 - Oh really faggot? Explain this.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2012 on Oh you... -1
User avatar #61 - catdevil (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeahh Please do explain it!!
1.they were in a fucking airstrike? and they still have all their arms and legs? and the closest thing to injury is a kid with a bloody nose? AND THEY ARE NOT EVEN COVERED IN DIRT! from the explosion!
Remove the spaces and watch the videos,even in the most unrealistic call of duty game people get more injured from an airstrike than that
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#28 - Picture 11/17/2012 on How! +6
#149 - I just **** my pants. Good job sir. 11/15/2012 on Nobody 0
#499 - Jumping into video games is the least limited. 11/15/2012 on choices 0
#212 - 7.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2012 on Sheltering Suburban Mom +2
#216 - lonemercenary has deleted their comment.
#121 - Weed absolutely damages your lungs. In order for it to not dam…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Nobody 0
User avatar #144 - TheMonopolyGuy (11/15/2012) [-]
no it wasnt, look at the link i posted below, theres no evidence showing weed damages your lungs
User avatar #149 - MistaJesus (11/15/2012) [-]
I just shit my pants. Good job sir.
User avatar #147 - TheMonopolyGuy (11/15/2012) [-]
http://www.medical newstoday. com/articles/240146.php
if you need another
and not all smoke damages lungs, i can see how one could assume that but its absolutely not true
#188 - That ****** no joke. My dad died from AIDS which …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Sheltering Suburban Mom +12
#209 - AndrewArctic (11/15/2012) [-]
am i the only one who thinks that joke is getting old?
#204 - lonemercenary has deleted their comment.
#212 - MistaJesus (11/15/2012) [-]
7.
#216 - lonemercenary has deleted their comment.
#194 - combatarms (11/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #197 - yutakenusername (11/15/2012) [-]
He's clearly joking.
#201 - combatarms (11/15/2012) [-]
damn i can be dumb
#206 - yutakenusername (11/15/2012) [-]
It happens to the best of us.
Take this completely irrelevant pic.
#158 - This has happened to me on too many god damned occasions.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2012 on This picture explains itself. +5
#159 - KofC (11/15/2012) [-]
brother is that you?
#164 - gtocforyou (11/15/2012) [-]
Why yes.
#167 - KofC (11/15/2012) [-]
how 'bout a toast to our brotherhood
#117 - It makes sense because the woman most likely did not wish for …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on SECESSION! +4
#139 - badkidpetersen (11/15/2012) [-]
I disagree. I don't think of the fetus as part of the woman's body. I consider almost to be like a parasite (not literally of course.) Just because it's in your body, doesn't make it part of your body. The baby is as much the man's as it is the woman's at that point. That's just my view anyways. (bear in mind if the baby is killing the mother I think abortion is a necessary option. or in cases of rape/incest.) That's just my opinion anyways.
#128 - That's the type of plug that she has in.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Pranked +6
#220 - beeradthelaw (11/14/2012) [-]
no
#127 - It might be disturbing and retarded from your point of view. B… 11/14/2012 on Pranked 0
#95 - Depends what size you go up to, and what kind of person you ar… 11/14/2012 on Pranked +2
#90 - Everyone seems to take the worst examples of people with stret…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Pranked -6
#249 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2012) [-]
wow why do you have so many thumbs down?. you're right, i think funnyshit is becoming a place only for dumbs this days.
#107 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2012) [-]
we only notice the people that piss us off. welcome to the internet.
#98 - CrazyPsycho (11/14/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at skills ** mfw size 2 gauges and people still seem to hate.
#101 - Dwarf (11/14/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Dumbass Luke ** MFW I could stick my fist through someone's ear. It looks gross.
#114 - CrazyPsycho (11/14/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at At least you tried ** i have gauges and i think people with a hole big enough to stick a pill bottle in is the nastiest shit in the world.
#86 - Your first statement was an opinion. Also, stretched ears do n… 11/14/2012 on Pranked -12
#81 - I really don't get why the internet hates stretched ears so mu…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Pranked -17
#85 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2012) [-]
they look and smell like shit
User avatar #86 - MistaJesus (11/14/2012) [-]
Your first statement was an opinion. Also, stretched ears do not smell unless you're retarded and go days without cleaning them.
#134 - ……..____________________, , ……/ ‘—-__________… 11/13/2012 on Musicians meet up 0
#133 - Or the war for unhappiness. Some music is pretty ******… 11/13/2012 on Musicians meet up +2
#390 - Wow. So funny. Totally belongs on funnyjunk. 11/11/2012 on Faith in Humanity: Restored -5

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