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#163 - People get what they deserve. 12/11/2012 on Well, fuck -1
#37 - Oh my god. WHO GIVES A **** ? I don't know who pha… 12/10/2012 on MFW this channel +2
#42 - What the hell? This is just an old chuck norris joke inserted …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Chuck -5
#48 - RidgeRacer (12/10/2012) [-]
actually its from the movie.
only picture i had no offense
User avatar #47 - preludeachris (12/10/2012) [-]
You obviously never seen the movie
#46 - anonymous (12/10/2012) [-]
They also say it in expendable 2
#370 - I never stand up for the pledge.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Under God +6
#393 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
I stand up out of respect. I never say the pledge; I just mouth it.
#23 - You know, that really didn't have to be in rage comic form at all. 12/07/2012 on Did you get a blow job? 0
#40 - "it" Welp, there goes any dignity he/she had.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Jimmies were rustled. +1
User avatar #44 - nyxeos (12/08/2012) [-]
She. Koko is a girl. An awesome girl.
#125 - That's picture, it's not the right tree. 12/07/2012 on Some facts 0
#99 - There's a point where something becomes just plain racist. 12/07/2012 on niggers are different from... +4
#195 - As long as you're careful, biting doesn't happen. But I unders… 12/07/2012 on Fuck you, I'm a horse. 0
#187 - The guy couldn't read the horse's body language. That does not…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Fuck you, I'm a horse. +1
User avatar #190 - ahoybokchoy (12/07/2012) [-]
What I mean is, I don't like the fact that their mouths and teeth are so huge and they bite.
User avatar #195 - MistaJesus (12/07/2012) [-]
As long as you're careful, biting doesn't happen. But I understand why you think they're so intimidating. Hell, they are intimidating.
#162 - Shepard Fairey sold out. I'm just saiyan. 12/07/2012 on SWAG 0
#42 - NO. DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Playing with the cat +2
#44 - iamphoenix (12/06/2012) [-]
IT'S STREAMS YOU BASTARD
#85 - If you're talking about the cleaner, that's for repeated use. … 12/06/2012 on That escalated quickly 0
#80 - I wouldn't say "most." But yes. Many. 12/06/2012 on That escalated quickly 0
#78 - I don't see a "used" anywhere.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on That escalated quickly 0
User avatar #81 - johnmassacre (12/06/2012) [-]
sounds like its implied
User avatar #85 - MistaJesus (12/06/2012) [-]
If you're talking about the cleaner, that's for repeated use. But other than that, I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
#50 - Implying strong buildings can be held together with tape  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Canadian Tire Knows What's Up 0
#61 - stinkpickle (12/06/2012) [-]
implying they can't.
#54 - appleyjack has deleted their comment.
#421 - If that's your childhood then you don't belong here. 12/06/2012 on kids choice awards +12
#73 - We used to sell those at the fish store I worked at, except th… 12/06/2012 on Pseudobiceros gloriosus +1
#277 - I thought so. I love him as well. I thought they still make fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Women 0
User avatar #279 - zenberg (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't think Eastwood does anymore. not completely sure
#77 - Why wouldn't I admit it? 12/06/2012 on Bubbles! +3
#51 - Oh look, it's me. 12/05/2012 on Frankly 0
#179 - Doesn't Jack White use that guitar?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2012 on Women 0
User avatar #276 - zenberg (12/06/2012) [-]
He uses a red version without the bigsby tremalo. And his only has two pickups. And i believe he pulled off one pickup for a while. He also uses the real deal vintage guitar from the 60s made by airline, it's made out of fiberglass/plastic. Not to mention they are rediculously hard to come by and the price if you find one. This guitar one is a remake that was made by eastwood and it's made out of wood.....I'm like the biggest Jack White nut.
User avatar #277 - MistaJesus (12/06/2012) [-]
I thought so. I love him as well. I thought they still make fiberglass models?
User avatar #279 - zenberg (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't think Eastwood does anymore. not completely sure
#173 - **MistaJesus rolls 76**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on Women 0
#177 - jntcoolman (12/05/2012) [-]
**jntcoolman rolled a random image posted in comment #1703437 at Item Discussion **
#222 - It doesn't matter how much of an asshole he was being, you'd s… 12/05/2012 on Oh /b/ 0
#89 - I think it's pretty ignorant for them to assume that these sto…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Leif Eriksson 0
User avatar #128 - techketzer (12/03/2012) [-]
""What’s more, chemical analysis carried out last year on a European-style stone knife found in Virginia back in 1971 revealed that it was made of French-originating flint."

I suggest you read the article.
That's why I linked it here, in case you couldn't tell."

Reading skills these days...

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