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#232 - The union jack is the flag of england numb nuts.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Virginity for sale -5
#250 - Bohya (01/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #242 - namnori (01/27/2013) [-]
The union jack is the flag of the UK (England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland)
And it's only called the union jack when it's the flag of a boat or something... It's pretty stupid.
#237 - atangytaco (01/27/2013) [-]
The flag is St George's Cross not the Union Jack, The Union Jack represents the UK as St George's Cross represents England.
#230 - Same here. Wish I had the money. It'd be cool to meet up with …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Virginity for sale +3
User avatar #249 - grpeephole (01/27/2013) [-]
is it sad ive always wanted to hire a prostitute and do that? its not like they care they would be getting the money one way or another but it would give them a break from the job they ususaly do
User avatar #329 - ikilledska (01/28/2013) [-]
Don't you ever wonder why they're prostituting? Not saying this is COMPLETELY TRUE, so don't hurt me, but usually people who prostitute do it because they need fast cash with minimal hours. Why? Addiction usually.

It's why I always find it hard to give money to homeless on the off ramp of freeways. I just know they're probably going to spend it on some booze or drugs. So, the only thing I'm helping them with is fueling their addiction, which isn't right in my books.

But yeah, each is his own. I wouldn't mind helping the girl in the content above, but would you really give some random girl 35 thousand dollars to help her out? (the highest bid) Unless you're filthy rich I kinda doubt you would.
User avatar #343 - grpeephole (01/28/2013) [-]
ill have to shoot you down here. Allot of girls are prostitutes because they got suckered in by a pimp they thought cared about them and have no idea how to get out
User avatar #297 - MistaJesus (01/28/2013) [-]
Me too, but people like that have to hate the life they're living to be touched by something like that. A lot of prostitutes are really empty and just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. I still dream about turning people around though.
#251 - miaandvinny (01/27/2013) [-]
I could so picture you trying to do that, and then the hooker turning out to be a undercover cop.
User avatar #255 - grpeephole (01/27/2013) [-]
with my luck thats how things would happen :P.
#195 - Liberal ≠ Ban soda 01/27/2013 on Liberal Logic 0
#72 - Same here man, my best friend gave me the box set you're talki…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on Melon collie? +1
User avatar #73 - Kaamraan (01/27/2013) [-]
That's a pretty good friend you got there :)
Hopefully I could find one that ships here- thanks for the advice though
#16 - My favorite album. Ever.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Melon collie? +3
User avatar #52 - Kaamraan (01/27/2013) [-]
If I ever find that 5CD+DVD reissue down here in South Africa, I WILL buy it, even though it'll probably cost the equivalent of like $200. Ridiculously good album and it deserves it's Diamond certification.
I've got the Siamese Dream and Gish deluxe box-sets and they were the most well thought out reissues/box-sets I've ever found.
I bought Mellon Collie 3 years ago (my first SP album), and since then, they've been my favourite band and one of my greatest musical influences.
User avatar #72 - MistaJesus (01/27/2013) [-]
Same here man, my best friend gave me the box set you're talking about a few months ago. I love it. You could get them on ebay I bet.
User avatar #73 - Kaamraan (01/27/2013) [-]
That's a pretty good friend you got there :)
Hopefully I could find one that ships here- thanks for the advice though
User avatar #53 - Kaamraan (01/27/2013) [-]
*its
User avatar #27 - jizzletizzle (01/27/2013) [-]
Two hours and each song is good in it's own way.
User avatar #19 - ofmiceandmen (01/27/2013) [-]
Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness?
User avatar #29 - bronybox (01/27/2013) [-]
Melon Collie *
#51 - Why is this getting so many thumbs down? You guys are all faggots. 01/27/2013 on I'd Paint My Whole Body 0
#277 - Most people spend minutes looking for whatever is being pointe… 01/26/2013 on High lvl camouflage 0
#387 - A big meaty chode. 01/26/2013 on If your Tattoos could talk +2
#291 - Comment deleted 01/26/2013 on All my want +3
#174 - Why barbed wire? Wouldn't a potter's knife or chicken wire wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Best Suicide 0
User avatar #177 - quesocnkane (01/26/2013) [-]
RAZOR wire.
#59 - >Go on funnyjunk >Unsophisticated and ignorant insul…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Delicious -5
User avatar #88 - capslockrage (01/25/2013) [-]
Because PETA is a fucking huge waste of space, that literally ends up killing 93% of the animals it takes in, and uses actual porn to attract attention.
#87 - herbolifee (01/25/2013) [-]
> Call an entire group of people retarded and / or autistic for the actions of some of them
> Thinks he still has the right to call people autistic

Also, you're on FJ now too, so you're pretty much asking yourself if you're autistic.
#179 - PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW 01/25/2013 on Seahorse Giving Birth +6
#518 - Unless you have a tank you're not going to be able to defend y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Scary Shit 0
#559 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/25/2013) [-]
Hey, other countries manage against your army, don't they? Also, I don't think that the army would be that numerous or that it'd be able to use many resources because it would be at war with their population and I don't think many soldiers would like to be killing their family or of other soldiers. And it's still better than just surrendering all your guns. It also means that the people are willing to give away their rights.
#202 - I know that feel. 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +1
#188 - Are you kidding me? TALK TO THEM. HOLY **** IS IT…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +13
User avatar #195 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
For some? Yes it is. I can get up on stage in front of all my peers and sing my heart out, but I have difficulties asking anyone out.

I can easily talk to them in general though... .-.
#194 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2013) [-]
There's this one girl in my chemistry class that I thought was cute. After class I decided to grow a pair and talk to her. We talked for maybe half an hour and then she left seemingly in a hurry. I didn't say anything weird. Just casual conversation.

After that I was terribly exhausted due to the amount of stress that caused me. If you hadn't guessed, yes I am an introvert. Now whenever I see that girl she avoids eye contact and steers clear of me.

So yes. IT IS FUCKING THAT HARD.
User avatar #202 - MistaJesus (01/25/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
#108 - My friend's brother uses them. His SG is really nice and plays…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
User avatar #110 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
That's disappointing. Here I was hoping that you wouldn't have to sacrifice function for form. Well, thanks for the advice.
#39 - Did you ever think they might be happy with these tattoos for … 12/31/2012 on Nice tat -3
#502 - That doesn't mean it is free. 12/31/2012 on America Logic -3
#496 - If you're paying the weight of average health insurance in tax… 12/31/2012 on America Logic -1
#494 - What's wrong with socialism?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on America Logic -3
#521 - mrdrpage (12/31/2012) [-]
Nothing. Until it becomes almost Nazi-like.

"Agree with us or we will thumb you down to hell."
#147 - Does no one understand how people dressed in the 90's? 12/18/2012 on The 90s -6
#192 - I love bleach, but what the ******* hell is this …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Rukia, you so silly +10
#198 - nocandy (12/17/2012) [-]
Too bad post-Aizen (and arguably before) Kubo lost his fucking mind.
User avatar #222 - anotherponyaccount (12/17/2012) [-]
post-Aizen......pretty sure he's still kicking around.....or something
User avatar #220 - ilovetocuddle (12/17/2012) [-]
Dude have not read the newest manga. shit. just. got. real.
#240 - nocandy (12/17/2012) [-]
I still read it for the humor value.
Ichigo is half quincy. It's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #241 - ilovetocuddle (12/17/2012) [-]
Not even close to what I'm referring to. I mean the last 5 pages of the last issue.
#242 - nocandy (12/17/2012) [-]
you mean Unohana being the last Kenpachi, I also felt that was an ass-pull. But I will give that it's the best thing that's happened in Bleach for a while.
But whatever, that's just my personal opinion.
User avatar #200 - hattaz (12/17/2012) [-]
So true
#193 - deathrinderalta (12/17/2012) [-]
It was only a matter of time........
#263 - Dude, those aren't fake. That thing's worth 40 jesus points. 12/13/2012 on Genius +21
#24 - I bet your pickup truck is gigantic too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on /b/ does math +5
User avatar #26 - killmondays (12/11/2012) [-]
no need.
#148 - Why is a mac the now in the computer category? 12/11/2012 on 30 years -1

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