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MistaJesus

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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:12/03/2016
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Comment Thumbs: 483 total,  1575 ,  1092
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/10)
Level 148 Comments: Faptastic → Level 149 Comments: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:597
FJ Points:522

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#256 - What the hell is this doing on the front page?  [+] (6 replies) 09/20/2012 on Golden/Husky Mix -1
#260 - leuncledoaln has deleted their comment.
#274 - linxus (09/20/2012) [-]
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#263 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
This is not cutejunk.
#265 - leuncledoaln has deleted their comment.
#272 - vivapinatapro (09/20/2012) [-]
Chan related? Are you retarded?
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#268 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
Chan is a suffix often added to the end of imageboard names (2chan, 4chan, 7chan). So any post with images is chan related.

But funnyjunk is more specific than a website to share pictures. Funnyjunk is a website to share funny pictures. I come here to lol, not to D'awww. If I wanted to D'awww, I would go watch videos of Maru the cat on youtube.
#424 - Thumbs up = funny Hot ≠ funny  [+] (1 reply) 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing +1
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#426 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
-__- and i said i agreed. I don't think she should be on the front page, but you asked why she was there and i told ya!
#414 - Why is this on the front page?  [+] (3 replies) 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing +3
#421 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
Curces, legs, butt, and altogether emma to be honest. I find her attractive but not enough to have her on FP for it, but that is the reason.
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#424 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
Thumbs up = funny
Hot ≠ funny
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#426 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
-__- and i said i agreed. I don't think she should be on the front page, but you asked why she was there and i told ya!
#445 - Did your best friend split his head open and go into convulsio…  [+] (2 replies) 09/17/2012 on Birthdate 0
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#451 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah he always just comically rolls over the hood and lands awkwardly. It sounds like your friend did it wrong. You should have had him practice with cyclists and fat people on scooters before you let him try out for the big leagues.
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#453 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
He didn't hit the car, the car hit him. This fat piece of shit tried to cut directly out of the gas station driveway into a main street at a ridiculous speed and slammed straight into him.
#439 - I saw my best friend get hit by a car a week ago. It was the s…  [+] (4 replies) 09/17/2012 on Birthdate 0
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#443 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2012) [-]
I see my best friend get hit by a car every other day. He's a fucking idiot. Luckily he's also extremely durable.
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#445 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
Did your best friend split his head open and go into convulsions? His blood was all over me. It was horrible.
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#451 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah he always just comically rolls over the hood and lands awkwardly. It sounds like your friend did it wrong. You should have had him practice with cyclists and fat people on scooters before you let him try out for the big leagues.
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#453 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
He didn't hit the car, the car hit him. This fat piece of shit tried to cut directly out of the gas station driveway into a main street at a ridiculous speed and slammed straight into him.
#385 - Picture 09/11/2012 on Circle of life +9
#47 - *by staticX Are you ******* kidding me? This joke has…  [+] (4 replies) 09/09/2012 on Confucius Say 0
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#57 - tittentei (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah what a reposter
#50 - Digitalphear (09/09/2012) [-]
Relevant as fuck.
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#49 - MistaJesus (09/09/2012) [-]
I understand.
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#48 - StaticX (09/09/2012) [-]
I didn't intend to claim the joke as mine, just the few seconds of work I put into it...looking back it was pretty stupid to put it in but hey, Ill take the flak.
#191 - "Take your own advice, dumbass." Implying t…  [+] (2 replies) 09/07/2012 on Pokemon -3
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#211 - RoflWaffleTGK (09/07/2012) [-]
Red thumbs means stop.
#192 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [-]
I was talking about you simply killing yourself, hence the pic. but nice try nonetheless