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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:12/23/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 480 total,  1572 ,  1092
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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#71 - It's cause and effect, a sequence. Not a loop. 12/11/2013 on Aint no law 2 +2
#70 - People with power need to be watched, so that if they abuse th…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Aint no law 2 +1
User avatar #73 - TehGirman (12/11/2013) [-]
There's a difference between watching them, and purposely harassing and/or wasting their time.
User avatar #74 - MistaJesus (12/11/2013) [-]
Well, obviously. But he was trying to say that it's stupid for people to film cops. Filming cops is totally reasonable.
User avatar #111 - nimba (12/11/2013) [-]
Did you see that video of the NY kid that secretly recorded himself being stopped and searched under sus, that shit's shocking. The cops are like "Do you know who we fucking are, mutt?"
That's why people need to fuck with cops
User avatar #168 - psykobear (12/11/2013) [-]
Fucking with cops doesn't prevent this. The situation in the content is just some guy being a dick and wasting their time. This helps no one.
User avatar #178 - nimba (12/11/2013) [-]
yeah but it's fun being a smartass so deal widit
User avatar #323 - psykobear (12/11/2013) [-]
That's irrelevant. You implied that people "need to fuck with cops" because one person filmed themselves being harassed. While filming abuse does help, tricking cops into pulling you over with fake phone cookies helps nothing and simply wastes time.
User avatar #337 - nimba (12/11/2013) [-]
not really what I meant - more like being aware of your rights and refusing to be bullied
User avatar #338 - psykobear (12/12/2013) [-]
That's fine and all, but this guy in the content isn't knowing his rights and/or refusing to be bullied.
#63 - How could you possibly blame a creature that does not even hav… 12/11/2013 on OH MY GOD 0
#283 - "I am intellectually superior to famous scientist and phi… 12/11/2013 on He's Right, You Know 0
#277 - So euphoric  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on He's Right, You Know -1
#280 - iviagic has deleted their comment.
#298 - afroadam (12/11/2013) [-]
that moment when i see you use the pic i replied to you with the other day. still a cunt
User avatar #283 - MistaJesus (12/11/2013) [-]
"I am intellectually superior to famous scientist and philosopher X, and could probably beat him in an argument."

Sounds like the kind of overconfident shit that neckbeards spout online.
#73 - So you're telling me that in your presence, people never take … 12/10/2013 on Famous +1
#96 - Technically it's a diuretic 12/06/2013 on RED BULL!!!! 0
#94 - You're heart will also beat so hard it will explode out of you…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2013 on RED BULL!!!! +1
User avatar #95 - makethingsworse (12/06/2013) [-]
You won't need a heart where you're going. I have done this and my heart is just as cold and dead as it was before.
#306 - I couldn't agree more. 12/06/2013 on Minecraft World +1
#274 - Deviantart is for art Cuteness is for really any media sit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Making Nightmare Before... 0
#275 - pettdavids (12/05/2013) [-]
Deviantart also has occasional comedy, and seeing art on FJ is also delightful sometimes. Though I agree FJ shouldn't be an art dump, I don't think art should be downvoted because it is art
The same with stunts and other things that can impress people in other ways than just making someone laugh
#188 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Making Nightmare Before... -12
#205 - pettdavids (12/04/2013) [-]
Some people here like to see art or cuteness, too, rather than only funny
User avatar #274 - MistaJesus (12/05/2013) [-]
Deviantart is for art
Cuteness is for really any media site, because it has potential to be funny.
Funny belongs on funnyjunk, and this isn't funny.
#275 - pettdavids (12/05/2013) [-]
Deviantart also has occasional comedy, and seeing art on FJ is also delightful sometimes. Though I agree FJ shouldn't be an art dump, I don't think art should be downvoted because it is art
The same with stunts and other things that can impress people in other ways than just making someone laugh
#91 - Wow, hilarious 12/03/2013 on Week in science this. 0
#44 - Don't be ashamed dude. It happens, just try to stop. You're no… 12/02/2013 on Cut it out +3
#166 - There are no right decisions in life. 12/02/2013 on That's fucking sad 0
#101 - Don't ever assume that people are homeless because they made …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on That's fucking sad +1
User avatar #108 - roflnaut (12/02/2013) [-]
If they are making all the right decisions in life, chances are they aren't going to end up on the streets suddenly.
Mental instability is another big cause of homelessness. Some of the homeless people I have seen in the city definitely had Schizophrenia or something similar.
User avatar #166 - MistaJesus (12/02/2013) [-]
There are no right decisions in life.
User avatar #114 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
Hurt badly on the job site and didn't recover and now unable to work because of it, yeah, that's a fucking choice alright.
User avatar #127 - makotoitou (12/02/2013) [-]
If you got fucked up bad on the job site you can get a lot of dosh.
User avatar #102 - zomgwaffle (12/02/2013) [-]
You obviously don't read much. People do sometimes make shitty choices and end up homeless. If you can't accept that then you're dense and not worth my time.
#99 - No. Just... no.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2013 on That's fucking sad +1
User avatar #100 - zomgwaffle (12/02/2013) [-]
look it up. It's not mainly because of the system.
User avatar #101 - MistaJesus (12/02/2013) [-]
Don't ever assume that people are homeless because they made shitty choices. It can happen to anyone, for any reason, at any time.
User avatar #108 - roflnaut (12/02/2013) [-]
If they are making all the right decisions in life, chances are they aren't going to end up on the streets suddenly.
Mental instability is another big cause of homelessness. Some of the homeless people I have seen in the city definitely had Schizophrenia or something similar.
User avatar #166 - MistaJesus (12/02/2013) [-]
There are no right decisions in life.
User avatar #114 - taintedangel (12/02/2013) [-]
Hurt badly on the job site and didn't recover and now unable to work because of it, yeah, that's a fucking choice alright.
User avatar #127 - makotoitou (12/02/2013) [-]
If you got fucked up bad on the job site you can get a lot of dosh.
User avatar #102 - zomgwaffle (12/02/2013) [-]
You obviously don't read much. People do sometimes make shitty choices and end up homeless. If you can't accept that then you're dense and not worth my time.
#69 - Wow, hilarious. Totally belongs on fj. Take this … 12/02/2013 on Days of the Week -3
#85 - Honestly, I hate at least 25% of fj 12/02/2013 on It all makes sense now 0
#204 - So you're telling me that 1 bad person that committed suicide … 12/02/2013 on now you feel bad 0
#129 - But think about the chances of dying shopping on black friday.… 12/02/2013 on Black Friday Be Crazy 0
#124 - So you're telling me that if someone was shopping on black fri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Black Friday Be Crazy 0
User avatar #126 - KayRed (12/02/2013) [-]
I still don't feel bad for them, I mean for one thing they can't take care of their kids when they are dead, and if they are in such a dire situation that they can't afford presents for their kids, then they have much bigger problems than getting presents for their kids.
User avatar #129 - MistaJesus (12/02/2013) [-]
But think about the chances of dying shopping on black friday. You're more likely to die in a car crash than to die shopping on black friday.

Also, until you understand the incredible love between parent and child, you will not be able to understand how much getting your kids a Christmas present can mean to a person. Imagine that out of all of the kids that your son or daughter goes to school with, they are the only one that gets no Christmas presents. That's a horrible thought for a parent.

So basically, when parents do this, they are taking a very small risk for the sake of their kids. Hell, when any docile person shops on black friday they are taking a very small risk.
#118 - There is a website that is specifically dedicated to images of… 12/02/2013 on Black Friday Be Crazy 0
#196 - List of successful people who have attempted suicide: …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on now you feel bad +2
#199 - iviagic has deleted their comment.
#204 - MistaJesus (12/02/2013) [-]
So you're telling me that 1 bad person that committed suicide is proof of your argument when I provided 30 successful people who attempted suicide?

Get on my level dumbass

Pic related, it's you
#116 - Your feels are never wrong. There is no "should feel." 12/02/2013 on Forever together +1
#71 - Looks like salmon roe to me. But who the hell knows. 12/01/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia... +2

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