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MistaJesus  

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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:4/17/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 443 total,  1507 ,  1064
Content Level Progress: 31.25% (25/80)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 144 Comments: Faptastic → Level 145 Comments: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:546
FJ Points:474

latest user's comments

#387 - A big meaty chode. 01/26/2013 on If your Tattoos could talk +2
#291 - That fish tank would be a gigantic pain in the ass to clean th… 01/26/2013 on All my want +3
#174 - Why barbed wire? Wouldn't a potter's knife or chicken wire wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Best Suicide 0
User avatar #177 - quesocnkane (01/26/2013) [-]
RAZOR wire.
#59 - >Go on funnyjunk >Unsophisticated and ignorant insul…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Delicious -5
User avatar #88 - capslockrage (01/25/2013) [-]
Because PETA is a fucking huge waste of space, that literally ends up killing 93% of the animals it takes in, and uses actual porn to attract attention.
#87 - herbolifee (01/25/2013) [-]
> Call an entire group of people retarded and / or autistic for the actions of some of them
> Thinks he still has the right to call people autistic

Also, you're on FJ now too, so you're pretty much asking yourself if you're autistic.
#179 - PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW 01/25/2013 on Seahorse Giving Birth +6
#518 - Unless you have a tank you're not going to be able to defend y…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Scary Shit 0
#559 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/25/2013) [-]
Hey, other countries manage against your army, don't they? Also, I don't think that the army would be that numerous or that it'd be able to use many resources because it would be at war with their population and I don't think many soldiers would like to be killing their family or of other soldiers. And it's still better than just surrendering all your guns. It also means that the people are willing to give away their rights.
#202 - I know that feel. 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +1
#188 - Are you kidding me? TALK TO THEM. HOLY SHIT IS IT THAT HARD. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2013 on Friend Zone : NOPE +13
User avatar #195 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
For some? Yes it is. I can get up on stage in front of all my peers and sing my heart out, but I have difficulties asking anyone out.

I can easily talk to them in general though... .-.
#194 - N. Korean citizen (01/25/2013) [-]
There's this one girl in my chemistry class that I thought was cute. After class I decided to grow a pair and talk to her. We talked for maybe half an hour and then she left seemingly in a hurry. I didn't say anything weird. Just casual conversation.

After that I was terribly exhausted due to the amount of stress that caused me. If you hadn't guessed, yes I am an introvert. Now whenever I see that girl she avoids eye contact and steers clear of me.

So yes. IT IS FUCKING THAT HARD.
#247 - ultimatebuffalo (01/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #202 - MistaJesus (01/25/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
#108 - My friend's brother uses them. His SG is really nice and plays…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on lil wayne . facewall. 0
User avatar #110 - Zarke (01/25/2013) [-]
That's disappointing. Here I was hoping that you wouldn't have to sacrifice function for form. Well, thanks for the advice.
#39 - Did you ever think they might be happy with these tattoos for … 12/31/2012 on Nice tat -3
#502 - That doesn't mean it is free.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on America Logic -3
User avatar #517 - thewildcat (12/31/2012) [-]
There's no such thing as "free" healthcare. You either pay for it through taxes or out of pocket. Many people who can't afford it just throw their bills away. There is no law that actually permits you to pay for treatment
#496 - If you're paying the weight of average health insurance in tax… 12/31/2012 on America Logic -1
#494 - What's wrong with socialism?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on America Logic -3
#521 - mrdrpage (12/31/2012) [-]
Nothing. Until it becomes almost Nazi-like.

"Agree with us or we will thumb you down to hell."
#147 - Does no one understand how people dressed in the 90's? 12/18/2012 on The 90s -6
#192 - I love bleach, but what the fucking hell is this doing on funnyjunk?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Rukia, you so silly +10
#198 - nocandy (12/17/2012) [-]
Too bad post-Aizen (and arguably before) Kubo lost his fucking mind.
User avatar #222 - anotherponyaccount (12/17/2012) [-]
post-Aizen......pretty sure he's still kicking around.....or something
User avatar #220 - ilovetocuddle (12/17/2012) [-]
Dude have not read the newest manga. shit. just. got. real.
#240 - nocandy (12/17/2012) [-]
I still read it for the humor value.
Ichigo is half quincy. It's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #241 - ilovetocuddle (12/17/2012) [-]
Not even close to what I'm referring to. I mean the last 5 pages of the last issue.
#242 - nocandy (12/17/2012) [-]
you mean Unohana being the last Kenpachi, I also felt that was an ass-pull. But I will give that it's the best thing that's happened in Bleach for a while.
But whatever, that's just my personal opinion.
User avatar #200 - hattaz (12/17/2012) [-]
So true
#193 - deathrinderalta (12/17/2012) [-]
It was only a matter of time........
#263 - Dude, those aren't fake. That thing's worth 40 jesus points. 12/13/2012 on Genius +21
#24 - I bet your pickup truck is gigantic too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2012 on /b/ does math +5
User avatar #26 - killmondays (12/11/2012) [-]
no need.
#148 - Why is a mac the now in the computer category? 12/11/2012 on 30 years -1
#163 - People get what they deserve. 12/11/2012 on Well, fuck -1
#37 - Oh my god. WHO GIVES A SHIT? I don't know who phanact is, and … 12/10/2012 on MFW this channel +2
#42 - What the hell? This is just an old chuck norris joke inserted …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Chuck -5
#48 - RidgeRacer (12/10/2012) [-]
actually its from the movie.
only picture i had no offense
User avatar #47 - preludeachris (12/10/2012) [-]
You obviously never seen the movie
#46 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
They also say it in expendable 2
#370 - I never stand up for the pledge.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Under God +6
#393 - N. Korean citizen (12/07/2012) [-]
I stand up out of respect. I never say the pledge; I just mouth it.
#23 - You know, that really didn't have to be in rage comic form at all. 12/07/2012 on Did you get a blow job? 0
#40 - "it" Welp, there goes any dignity he/she had.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Jimmies were rustled. +1
User avatar #44 - nyxeos (12/08/2012) [-]
She. Koko is a girl. An awesome girl.
#125 - That's picture, it's not the right tree. 12/07/2012 on Some facts 0
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