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#332 - It's the president's job to enforce laws? What the hell are yo…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Police logic +3
#336 - anonymous (07/11/2012) [-]
The president is part of the executive branch, which is responsible for enforcing the law.
User avatar #335 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
that's exactly what i'm talking about
User avatar #337 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
But that's not the President's job at all.
User avatar #341 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
then what is his job
#351 - indegi (07/11/2012) [-]
1) Chief of military
2) Foreign policy
3) Signs in laws or vetoes
4) Comes up with bills which can become laws
5) Etc.
User avatar #350 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
I'd say his primary purpose is so that the government just has a third arm, and therefore a system of checks and balances can be created. This way, no one branch has more power than another. But anyways, the president has the power to:
-Veto bills
-Declare war

The president may also be commander in chief of the armed forces in some countries.
User avatar #362 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
Its to enforce laws! ever heard of the whiskey rebellion? or the brown vs the board of education? the laws like not paying the whiskey tax or letting african americans in schools. So the presidents at the time Ordered the military to go in and intervene thus ENFORCING THE LAW and also He can not declare war! look it up that is an act of congress.
User avatar #366 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
That's the job of the judicial branch.
User avatar #371 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
okay you're trolling me now
#348 - kingmarston (07/11/2012) [-]
**kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at GO! ** This is his job....
#317 - I hate it. 07/11/2012 on Fucking-Scrubs +3
#307 - I get the system of a down reference, but what the ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Clever Title -3
#308 - disfiguredhamster (07/11/2012) [-]
you're kidding right?
#115 - It's not all physical attraction. There's this one kid I know …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2012 on damn nigga how do u even do... +1
#127 - Nickutodeath (07/10/2012) [-]
Well, you answered it your self "and acts like a fucking douchebag." for some reason, most 8-9s are attracted to that.
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#106 - 2?! Jesus man. I respect your faithfulness and loyalty to your…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2012 on damn nigga how do u even do... +1
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User avatar #115 - MistaJesus (07/10/2012) [-]
It's not all physical attraction. There's this one kid I know named ernie, who is just as skinny as me, has mop hair, and acts like a fucking douchebag. But he's got fucking game. And somehow, I will never comprehend it, but somehow, this fuckin guy has banged so many incredibly attractive girls and had so many girlfriends it's unbelievable. But I highly doubt your friend is going to instantly attain incredible social skills, so I advise that you stick with gym, haircuts, and a little social skill work. Honestly, I think he needs to find a girl that he can be just friends with. He can learn from her, and ask relationship and flirting questions without shame.
#127 - Nickutodeath (07/10/2012) [-]
Well, you answered it your self "and acts like a fucking douchebag." for some reason, most 8-9s are attracted to that.
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#100 - Honestly, it's far too late to be thinking about your friend n…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2012 on damn nigga how do u even do... 0
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User avatar #106 - MistaJesus (07/10/2012) [-]
2?! Jesus man. I respect your faithfulness and loyalty to your friend a lot. You have no idea. But the most important thing is he must realize is that his actions have to change. He's obviously not doing things right, and I'm sure it hurts him very much. But there's a lot more to do than sit around and wallow in your own shit. He must change. Help him.
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User avatar #115 - MistaJesus (07/10/2012) [-]
It's not all physical attraction. There's this one kid I know named ernie, who is just as skinny as me, has mop hair, and acts like a fucking douchebag. But he's got fucking game. And somehow, I will never comprehend it, but somehow, this fuckin guy has banged so many incredibly attractive girls and had so many girlfriends it's unbelievable. But I highly doubt your friend is going to instantly attain incredible social skills, so I advise that you stick with gym, haircuts, and a little social skill work. Honestly, I think he needs to find a girl that he can be just friends with. He can learn from her, and ask relationship and flirting questions without shame.
#127 - Nickutodeath (07/10/2012) [-]
Well, you answered it your self "and acts like a fucking douchebag." for some reason, most 8-9s are attracted to that.
#124 - shortbusterrorist has deleted their comment.
#37 - Your username sounds like the name of a famous greek philosopher. 07/09/2012 on I object! +8
#260 - Some aren't so bad. But jesus christ a couple are just obvious… 07/09/2012 on facebook why? +1
#80 - I'm not going to care about my appearance very much at the age… 07/09/2012 on Not Committed +1
#31 - This is a horrible use of this meme. 07/08/2012 on Positive....... +2
#29 - Comment deleted 07/08/2012 on Rowdy -1
#93 - Sorry, but cocaine is between heroin and tobacco on that scale. 07/07/2012 on Smokers... 0
#145 - This is not an appropriate front page post.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on Gay Pride (just read it) -10
#147 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
neither is Sonicteam screencapping shitty shows but that makes it there everytime
User avatar #149 - neonthethird (07/07/2012) [-]
neither is that faggot massi reposting from reddit and 9gag
#364 - Not funny. 07/07/2012 on Jupiter +4
#302 - There are different types of Intelligent people you know. Be h… 07/07/2012 on America 0
#293 - I disagree. From what I've observed out in the world, I'm pret…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on America 0
User avatar #298 - Crusader (07/07/2012) [-]
Except that ignorance is bliss, and intelligent people cannot be ignorant.
With intelligence comes pride, with pride comes arrogance, with arrogance comes temptation, with temptation comes possessiveness, with possessiveness comes anger, with anger comes conflict, with conflict comes war, with war comes true struggle.
User avatar #302 - MistaJesus (07/07/2012) [-]
There are different types of Intelligent people you know. Be honest, do you think that intelligent people are the cause of the world's wars? Just because they are superior in wit does not mean they have domineering personalities.
#171 - If you're an older member (1-2 years I think), you get a blue … 07/07/2012 on Perfect House for Cats -1
#150 - Oh of course. It all depends how much you put into it but real… 07/07/2012 on True story 0
#255 - Culturally, somewhat. But racially, not really. Most of them a… 07/06/2012 on Slavery +1
#178 - Honestly, I respect them for being so content with what they h… 07/06/2012 on Slavery +6
#142 - I would never, ever, ever make a bowl with aluminum foil. That… 07/06/2012 on True story 0
#139 - Between a joint and a blunt you mean? There's really not much …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on True story 0
User avatar #148 - grantanater (07/06/2012) [-]
so even though there's more weed in it, it won't get me any more high?
User avatar #150 - MistaJesus (07/07/2012) [-]
Oh of course. It all depends how much you put into it but really the only difference is the wrapping. If the content or amount of content is different then of course it will get you more high.
#138 - Well, I'm a bit concerned that you're 11. But I'm not much bet… 07/06/2012 on True story 0
#27 - I suggest you do it with an experienced smoker, who can guide …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/06/2012 on True story +16
#92 - imagewicked (07/06/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to feel what it is like. Only pot. Not the really intense stuff like meth or coke. I honestly don't see how it could be harmful as long as you keep to yourself and your friends and avoid publicity. And here's the kicker. I'm 11. Here come the red thumbs! Or maybe the stoner community will embrace me as the future of earth. Anyways, yay drugs! I don't really know though. Maybe they are a problem and I'm just being ignorant. Please reply so I can be sure I'm not an idiot. Also hilarious picture I just found.
User avatar #138 - MistaJesus (07/06/2012) [-]
Well, I'm a bit concerned that you're 11. But I'm not much better at 16. I wouldn't advise starting that young, but it's your life man. I had my curiosities at that age too, but for some reason they weren't indulged until I reached the age of 15. It's not very harmful at all unless you become a chronic, which can be unhealthy. Smoking it regularly can make you a little slow, but it's only temporary. If you were to stop, all the shitty memory effects go away. The most important thing I can warn you about is not moving to more intense drugs, but you seem to know that already.
#58 - shairou (07/06/2012) [-]
I had edibles my first time. It was fuckin amazing
User avatar #52 - grantanater (07/06/2012) [-]
any tips on what to expect for this?

i've smoked a few times and i just bought some from my friend, i'm fairly used to the effects but here's the thing, i don't know how to roll so i got him to do it for me but he didn't have any tabacco left so he just filled the skin with weed to make a blunt, i've only ever had joints before so my question is, how big is the diffrence between them?
User avatar #139 - MistaJesus (07/06/2012) [-]
Between a joint and a blunt you mean? There's really not much of a difference at all. A blunt just burns slower and tastes better.
User avatar #148 - grantanater (07/06/2012) [-]
so even though there's more weed in it, it won't get me any more high?
User avatar #150 - MistaJesus (07/07/2012) [-]
Oh of course. It all depends how much you put into it but really the only difference is the wrapping. If the content or amount of content is different then of course it will get you more high.
#30 - KayThanxBye (07/06/2012) [-]
well done. that was perfect.
#62 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
This may be off topic, but I don't get why so many stoners walk around wearing shirts with "420" and "SWED" and shit like that or even have a ton of stuff covered in pot leaves and what have you, I am a stoner and I don't feel the need to announce it to the world. I am not trying to piss anyone off, I am just confused as to why they want to display the fact that they like to spark up a doobie once and again
User avatar #149 - KayThanxBye (07/06/2012) [-]
i dont either, the farthest id go is wearing rasta colours. but georgeapg is right, its really only hipster stoners that do that
User avatar #104 - georgeapg (07/06/2012) [-]
not stoners hispster
#146 - You can work through both it all just depends on what type of … 07/06/2012 on Emos just dont know +1

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