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#256 - Is this you? I think it is.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2012 on OAG +2
#265 - graphically (07/19/2012) [-]
Also, he could be attractive if you got rid of the acne, glasses, and loose scraggly hair..
#264 - graphically (07/19/2012) [-]
Porn sucks man, just get women to do shit for you on Omegle.
#276 - thehornyduck (07/19/2012) [-]
that would also be porn.... an elitist and stupid; shocker
User avatar #283 - graphically (07/19/2012) [-]
Actually, it'd more be catagorized as mutual masturbation. But we clearly think of porn differently, whos right or wrong, isn't something I'm particularly interested in going in depth into tonight, so I'll just say yeah you're right so I can wrap this shit storm up and go to bed
#139 - OP is seriously assdamaged. 07/18/2012 on Facebook (2) +1
#137 - I've always believed that you should be a good person just so … 07/18/2012 on Facebook (2) +1
#134 - You just got trolled. The fact that you actually took that pos… 07/18/2012 on Facebook (2) -2
#44 - Incredible band. 07/18/2012 on Saw this while listening to... +3
#83 - Holy shit. I was there for this post and I just thought it was… 07/18/2012 on Pluh 0
#56 - I love you. 07/18/2012 on Seriously? 0
#54 - By complaining about reposts, you're ensuring that funnyjunk w… 07/18/2012 on Seriously? 0
#77 - You chose a terrible song to cover, but I'll admit you guys de… 07/18/2012 on Very Misleading 0
#107 - They generally don't, but maybe if they're really that desperate. 07/17/2012 on hot weather +1
#179 - I have no idea why this got thumbed down. 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! +3
#18321 - Comment deleted 07/17/2012 on Let's flag porn and help... 0
#77 - This is some pretty shitty trolling. The guy even fucking ment… 07/17/2012 on 4Chan +12
#224 - The hits get really weak if you don't charge it often though. … 07/17/2012 on Smoking +2
#320 - Why is everyone so concerned with how you get the money out, r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2012 on Some men... -1
User avatar #337 - theoriginalmexican (07/13/2012) [-]
he put the money in the cup he put the plate on top of the cup and he flipped them...
#150 - Nothing matters more than the life of an innocent animal.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on SUPER PUSSY 0
User avatar #153 - coloredfolks (07/11/2012) [-]
lol
#102 - Beats are all hype. I'm pretty happy with normal Sony headphones. 07/11/2012 on Every time I see them . . . +1
#369 - Doing drugs does not guarantee that you will ruin your life.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Police logic 0
User avatar #416 - EvilRip (07/11/2012) [-]
Drugs do ruin your life, a friend of a friend of mine did some sort of drug (Dunno what one) and it severely fucked with his brain. He now believes that there is a group of murders after him, his wife and child are scared of him now, he can't hold a job and its simply a matter of time before he kill someone he think is after him. I'd say his life has been pretty fucked up by drugs.

While yes doing drugs will not defiantly affect your life it will for most people, whom im sure thought "Drugs wont fuck me up".
User avatar #374 - beeradthelaw (07/11/2012) [-]
The risk of going to jail is what matters.

You ruin your life by going to jail.

You are risking ruining your life by using illegal drugs.
User avatar #391 - blaxfire (07/11/2012) [-]
People on the internet *that do drugs* do not understand the domino effect.
User avatar #383 - jimthehellhog (07/11/2012) [-]
so if people didn't go to jail for it it wouldn't ruin your life
all i'm saying is that this logic is flawed if the punishment it'self is the reason that the punishment exists makes no sense
not that i'm disagreeing with your top argument just this small string of it
#366 - That's the job of the judicial branch.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Police logic 0
User avatar #371 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
okay you're trolling me now
#364 - I was just pointing out the post's point. I understand that. 07/11/2012 on Police logic +1
#361 - Usually people who deal don't do drugs. Or at least the people…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2012 on Police logic 0
User avatar #365 - JohnnyMcStiff (07/11/2012) [-]
True, but they're still part of the problem.
#357 - No one understands this post's porpoise. It's saying that if t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Police logic 0
User avatar #359 - beeradthelaw (07/11/2012) [-]
The point of having a risk of going to jail is to insure that people will stay away from them.
User avatar #364 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
I was just pointing out the post's point. I understand that.
#350 - I'd say his primary purpose is so that the government just has…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Police logic 0
User avatar #362 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
Its to enforce laws! ever heard of the whiskey rebellion? or the brown vs the board of education? the laws like not paying the whiskey tax or letting african americans in schools. So the presidents at the time Ordered the military to go in and intervene thus ENFORCING THE LAW and also He can not declare war! look it up that is an act of congress.
User avatar #366 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
That's the job of the judicial branch.
User avatar #371 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
okay you're trolling me now
#337 - But that's not the President's job at all.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2012 on Police logic -2
User avatar #341 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
then what is his job
#351 - indegi (07/11/2012) [-]
1) Chief of military
2) Foreign policy
3) Signs in laws or vetoes
4) Comes up with bills which can become laws
5) Etc.
User avatar #350 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
I'd say his primary purpose is so that the government just has a third arm, and therefore a system of checks and balances can be created. This way, no one branch has more power than another. But anyways, the president has the power to:
-Veto bills
-Declare war

The president may also be commander in chief of the armed forces in some countries.
User avatar #362 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
Its to enforce laws! ever heard of the whiskey rebellion? or the brown vs the board of education? the laws like not paying the whiskey tax or letting african americans in schools. So the presidents at the time Ordered the military to go in and intervene thus ENFORCING THE LAW and also He can not declare war! look it up that is an act of congress.
User avatar #366 - MistaJesus (07/11/2012) [-]
That's the job of the judicial branch.
User avatar #371 - brockton (07/11/2012) [-]
okay you're trolling me now
#348 - kingmarston (07/11/2012) [-]
**kingmarston rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at GO! ** This is his job....
#333 - Old green day is good. 07/11/2012 on Police logic +3

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