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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:6/20/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 482 total,  1574 ,  1092
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Level 148 Comments: Faptastic → Level 149 Comments: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:597
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latest user's comments

#78 - This was disgustingly horrible. That picture from the last fra… 08/15/2012 on Oh Jew 0
#556 - I only mind freshmen because they think they're the shit. 08/15/2012 on Dem Freshmen -4
#385 - This is pretty old. I'm a little surprised that everyone's fre… 08/15/2012 on What she actually looks like 0
#223 - Nintendo didn't fail with super smash bros. AT ALL.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on Genius, Sony 0
User avatar #308 - SgtBaha (08/14/2012) [-]
Aside from overpowered and underpowered characters and final smashes?
#355 - Not funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on I found this in the paper..... -5
User avatar #357 - deathhardiv (08/14/2012) [-]
Not giving a fuck
#288 - As touching as this is, It's not funny content.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2012 on Wow, Thank you Olympics -12
#345 - ThePhotoBomber (08/13/2012) [-]
#298 - sirherpderp (08/13/2012) [-]
fixed
#297 - sirherpderp has deleted their comment.
#291 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
#326 - Wild carrots look a lot like poison hemlock. I wouldn't try th… 08/13/2012 on did you know? 6 +1
#219 - **MistaJesus rolls 09** average gentleman. 08/13/2012 on Oh London..You're so funny! :D +1
#175 - I suppose I was wrong then. You've got balls for trying that (… 08/13/2012 on The Best Fruit Ninja Player... 0
#161 - Their bites hurt like all hell. They don't have venom though. 08/12/2012 on Oh what is thi... NOPE 0
#58 - Am I the only one that doesn't like pink floyd that much?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2012 on So many damn times. 0
User avatar #92 - senseii (08/12/2012) [-]
really listen to them not just the wall and dark side of the moon, but other less known albums...
#100 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]
I don't know what you're trying to say, but those two are fucking fantastic albums. The Wall is a masterpiece, and Dark Side is glorious.
User avatar #107 - senseii (08/12/2012) [-]
In my opinion The Wall is good, but it is not nearly their best album...
#108 - breakfastlunch (08/12/2012) [-]
Agree to disagree?
User avatar #109 - senseii (08/12/2012) [-]
fuck yeah
ps: that was a great movie :D
#64 - johnnyunderw (08/12/2012) [-]
I haven't listened to them at all. I just don't really care about them
#135 - Do you have any idea how sharp a cat's nail is? It's not about…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on The Best Fruit Ninja Player... 0
User avatar #174 - Jameshaich (08/12/2012) [-]
I just did it, and tried to compare to the force of my cats paw.
and it did nothing, just slid along the screen of my Ipod.
User avatar #175 - MistaJesus (08/13/2012) [-]
I suppose I was wrong then. You've got balls for trying that (Assuming that you actually did).
#132 - It gives the cat pain, and declawing can also often result in … 08/12/2012 on The Best Fruit Ninja Player... 0
#172 - I know. I'm sick of it. The funny thumb has become the equival… 08/12/2012 on This is why I love 'Merica -2
#168 - I love you. 08/12/2012 on This is why I love 'Merica +1
#167 - What is this, Facebook? How is this funny at all?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2012 on This is why I love 'Merica +7
User avatar #169 - trchamp (08/12/2012) [-]
I don't know, these posts are fucking retarded though
User avatar #172 - MistaJesus (08/12/2012) [-]
I know. I'm sick of it. The funny thumb has become the equivalent of a like on facebook. Fucking retarded inbreds need to stop liking unfunny content.
#23 - I'm not sure, but apparently they're worth points and you can … 08/09/2012 on Coolest Escalator ever. 0
#60 - If you draw a pentagram in the middle of that, you can create … 08/09/2012 on I Have The Worst Dog +12
#56 - So, I just went back to your profile. Apparently I can trade t… 08/09/2012 on Trolling level: Maxmoefoe 0
#47 - What the hell? I just got another one that said poison spell. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Trolling level: Maxmoefoe 0
User avatar #50 - EarthDefenseforce (08/09/2012) [-]
I just got Magic Beam Spell. I have no idea whats going on
User avatar #56 - MistaJesus (08/09/2012) [-]
So, I just went back to your profile. Apparently I can trade these items with you if I want. But what the hell is the point?
#46 - When I posted my comment it disappeared. Now I'm kind of pisse… 08/09/2012 on Trolling level: Maxmoefoe 0
#43 - I don't agree with you, but I respect you so much for admitting that. 08/09/2012 on Trolling level: Maxmoefoe +1
#40 - What the hell is this?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Trolling level: Maxmoefoe 0
#97 - kageshi (08/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #79 - mrsockz (08/09/2012) [-]
I saw a red one but i was afraid to click it .-.
#44 - EarthDefenseforce (08/09/2012) [-]
Good im glad im not the only one who saw it. I clicked on it and it said it was worth 5000 points and it was out of stock.
User avatar #47 - MistaJesus (08/09/2012) [-]
What the hell? I just got another one that said poison spell. But it was also out of stock.
User avatar #50 - EarthDefenseforce (08/09/2012) [-]
I just got Magic Beam Spell. I have no idea whats going on
User avatar #56 - MistaJesus (08/09/2012) [-]
So, I just went back to your profile. Apparently I can trade these items with you if I want. But what the hell is the point?
User avatar #46 - MistaJesus (08/09/2012) [-]
When I posted my comment it disappeared. Now I'm kind of pissed because I wanted to click it dammit.
User avatar #45 - danielph (08/09/2012) [-]
dildos
#181 - Cats can see some colors, and can tell the difference between …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2012 on so poetic +2
User avatar #193 - pumamaner (08/09/2012) [-]
Fixed.
roses are grey. violets are grey. everything grey. I'm a dog
#214 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
Dogs can distinguish between yellow and blue.
User avatar #182 - pumamaner (08/09/2012) [-]
shit really? you learn something new every day!
#666 - Well it's also fucking retarded to assume that any girl who cl…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Hey. +3
#702 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
My girlfriend and I play games such as "rage" "Left 4 dead" and even "mass effect"
which, in fact, her and i are able to complete "gold" difficulty multiplyer for mass effect 3. (with relevant help of course)
All i ment by this is don't count out ALL girls from the gaming community. there are a few out there that ARE ACTUALLY good!

and for anyone who read all this, here is a gif of reality.
#675 - deletedmyaccount (08/09/2012) [-]
The difference between "Gamer Girl," and "girl gamer."

A Gamer Girl is a girl who thinks it makes her cool, so she plays videos. She's terrible, never improves, and always makes sure everyone knows she has a vagina. Or at least looks good. Gamer and girl are capitalized because it's totally so rare.

A girl gamer is a gamer who just happens to be a girl...that's it.
User avatar #670 - jettripleseven (08/09/2012) [-]
actual gamer girls probably don't brag about it for imaginary internet points

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