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Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:6/20/2014
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#700 - What is this, facebook? 08/27/2012 on dont judge +10
#254 - Yeah, that's right, I definitely come to funnyjunk to look at … 08/27/2012 on The worst human growths part 2 0
#296 - The only reason it's notable is because he's done so much hero… 08/27/2012 on Titty sprinkles +1
#53 - Why the hell is this on the front page? 08/26/2012 on Knights Templar -2
#81 - How is this funny content? Why is it on the front page? Are yo… 08/26/2012 on R.I.P. Neil Armstrong +3
#72 - True. 08/26/2012 on Check it 0
#63 - "On 8 May 1978, Italian climber Reinhold Messner and Aust…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Check it 0
User avatar #64 - trostell (08/26/2012) [-]
Again, I didn't say it was impossible to get up there, but you can't stay up there without supplemental oxygen. The air has enough oxygen to maintain conciousness for a few hours with proper breathing techniques, but it's quite impossible to stay at the summit for more than a few minutes, at most, or you'll pass out and die on the climb down.
User avatar #90 - stillanonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
climb down? just jump...
User avatar #72 - MistaJesus (08/26/2012) [-]
True.
#52 - Plenty of people have climbed mount everest without oxygen ass…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Check it 0
User avatar #59 - trostell (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure no one has scaled Mount Everest to it's summit without supplemental oxygen canisters. The air there is too thin to survive for very long. Yes, you can make it up there, but by the second day, you're dead, suffocated.
User avatar #63 - MistaJesus (08/26/2012) [-]
"On 8 May 1978, Italian climber Reinhold Messner and Austrian climber Peter Habeler made the first ascent without supplemental oxygen, using the southeast ridge route."
User avatar #64 - trostell (08/26/2012) [-]
Again, I didn't say it was impossible to get up there, but you can't stay up there without supplemental oxygen. The air has enough oxygen to maintain conciousness for a few hours with proper breathing techniques, but it's quite impossible to stay at the summit for more than a few minutes, at most, or you'll pass out and die on the climb down.
User avatar #90 - stillanonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
climb down? just jump...
User avatar #72 - MistaJesus (08/26/2012) [-]
True.
#263 - I wonder if that guy's boobs looked nice once.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on fuck yea flat chest!!! +1
User avatar #306 - thedeathofme (08/26/2012) [-]
Maybe....just maybe.
#489 - **** , I meant 9gag. Oh well, either way I'll get … 08/26/2012 on 9gag, 4chan, and FunnyJunk +1
#488 - I actually think funnyjunk was worse than 4chan for a short pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on 9gag, 4chan, and FunnyJunk +1
User avatar #489 - MistaJesus (08/26/2012) [-]
Fuck, I meant 9gag. Oh well, either way I'll get rained upon with red thumbs for sharing my opinion.
#484 - It's really not so bad. All the newfags dilute the horror that… 08/26/2012 on 9gag, 4chan, and FunnyJunk +1
#239 - If I could be there now man, I'd hug you. 08/25/2012 on Mental Health +2
#172 - I love you man. You're really talented.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Spacey +1
User avatar #173 - sixty (08/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man
#139 - I agree. I never really liked that kind of music at all. Peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Title goes here +1
User avatar #140 - tiuchild (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank Oden, another sane person on the internet.
Have a thumb.
#137 - I'm not even a metalcore fan. Calm down man. You're so assdama…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Title goes here +12
User avatar #138 - tiuchild (08/16/2012) [-]
I apologize.
Also, I'm not assdamaged or buttruptered, It's just fun getting a kick out of all the "br00tal" deathcore kids.
User avatar #139 - MistaJesus (08/16/2012) [-]
I agree. I never really liked that kind of music at all. People glorify it just because it's not the mass produced shit at the top of the charts, but just because it involves instruments doesn't mean the musicians are very talented.
User avatar #140 - tiuchild (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank Oden, another sane person on the internet.
Have a thumb.
#135 - Drop C.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Title goes here +1
User avatar #136 - tiuchild (08/16/2012) [-]
Oh wow, I'm so impressed, Drop C must be so hardcore!
I apologize for insulting your mighty br00tal hardcore band!!!!!!!!!!

Now, seriously. Is that all?
User avatar #137 - MistaJesus (08/16/2012) [-]
I'm not even a metalcore fan. Calm down man. You're so assdamaged it's not even funny.
User avatar #138 - tiuchild (08/16/2012) [-]
I apologize.
Also, I'm not assdamaged or buttruptered, It's just fun getting a kick out of all the "br00tal" deathcore kids.
User avatar #139 - MistaJesus (08/16/2012) [-]
I agree. I never really liked that kind of music at all. People glorify it just because it's not the mass produced shit at the top of the charts, but just because it involves instruments doesn't mean the musicians are very talented.
User avatar #140 - tiuchild (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank Oden, another sane person on the internet.
Have a thumb.
#162 - The composer obviously wasn't the maker of this image also. 08/16/2012 on everyone can read music 0
#160 - Pretty sure it's bass clef.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2012 on everyone can read music 0
User avatar #186 - OMGROFLMAO (08/16/2012) [-]
I took band from a shitty director in 6th and 7th grade, I'm a Junior now, so it's been a while
#180 - garamri (08/16/2012) [-]
Its in treble, since assuming its in the key of C, the treble shows a transition between notes E and F, which are a half step apart, which makes of the Jaws theme. In bass clef it would be G and A, which is a whole step apart.
#185 - China actually. 08/16/2012 on This guy +2
#149 - A godzilla ****** ?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Spacey 0
#170 - sixty (08/16/2012) [-]
Fuck Yeah
User avatar #172 - MistaJesus (08/16/2012) [-]
I love you man. You're really talented.
User avatar #173 - sixty (08/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man
#148 - **MistaJesus rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Spacey 0
User avatar #149 - MistaJesus (08/16/2012) [-]
A godzilla nigger?
#170 - sixty (08/16/2012) [-]
Fuck Yeah
User avatar #172 - MistaJesus (08/16/2012) [-]
I love you man. You're really talented.
User avatar #173 - sixty (08/16/2012) [-]
Thanks man
#144 - My parents are divorced. I don't really care. Honestly, I'm gl… 08/15/2012 on That's Cute 0
#139 - Don't be that way man. 08/15/2012 on That's Cute 0
#49 - Only 2 of these were actual troll science comics. The rest hav… 08/15/2012 on Trollscience comp +1

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