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#179 - I've noticed that some women are just succubi. They act flirta… 09/20/2012 on /b/ on friendzoned +5
#173 - That's absolutely true, but obviously not what the post says.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on /b/ on friendzoned 0
User avatar #182 - usernameerror (09/20/2012) [-]
Yea, idk. Posts like these try to dictate exactly how dating and girls work, but there isn't a 'guide' to how this works. You just gotta be yourself, meet new people, and eventually one of those people will like you for who you are and want to be with you. The only thing when it comes to knowing whether or not if a girl likes you is to try to hint about it if you like her if she hasnt already because ill be damned if i would miss the woman of my dreams because i couldnt speak up to her
#149 - And I understand that.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +1
User avatar #152 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you for a well sorted out internet fight, good day to you sir.
#145 - There are different puzzles, and different items in each game.…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. -1
User avatar #148 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you, you obviously know more about Zelda then i do. The games were just to similar for me to like.
User avatar #149 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
And I understand that.
User avatar #152 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you for a well sorted out internet fight, good day to you sir.
#138 - Except they innovated the game every time. Not every mario gam…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +1
User avatar #166 - knowitallfourtytwo (09/20/2012) [-]
But Call of Duty did the same thing, added new maps, guns and killstreaks, not that I'm a Call of Duty fanboy. Many games are like that. I just can't wait for my Bad Company 3, I won't mind if they didn't change any of the mechanics, I would actually like if they didn't. I just want the series I love to feel fresh. It's the same thing for games like Pokemon too, everything is essentially the same, the only difference is new pokemon.
User avatar #566 - MistaJesus (09/21/2012) [-]
Well, lets be honest. How far can a game stray from it's original formula without becoming horrible?
#132 - Zelda is innovative with each and every game. You're talking o…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. -1
User avatar #136 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
I have played Ocarina of time Btw, i started Twilight princess and the hourglass time thingy one, but found them to similar so i stopped.
User avatar #160 - peanutbuttahjellah (09/20/2012) [-]
Well obviously all you're concerned with is the game play and not the story and timeline.
User avatar #384 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
I found the main plot to differ very little from the previous one.
User avatar #134 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
"Hey you are Link, Zelda has been captured go save her, k." And then your fairy ass wanders onward to get the exact same items as the last time around and going through terrifyingly simmular puzzles to save zelda.
User avatar #388 - theproxy (09/20/2012) [-]
They are still fun as hell tho, and that's what matters.
User avatar #392 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
Fun the first time around, then it just becomes repetitive.
User avatar #395 - theproxy (09/20/2012) [-]
I guess it falls in your own definition of fun.
I like A product, you like B product.
I'll continue buying A product, you'll continue buying B product.
User avatar #402 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
Just not my cup of tea, but i see why other people like it.
User avatar #404 - theproxy (09/20/2012) [-]
No, I totally understand that. I personally didn't like Skyward as much as Twilight Princess. Too, colorful-ish for my taste.
User avatar #407 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
Never played Skyward, i might pick it up for my wii, so i have a reason to use it.
User avatar #145 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
There are different puzzles, and different items in each game. The goal of the game (save zelda, Ilia) may be the same in each game, but they all have a different storyline. I'll admit they re-use ideas like silver rupee puzzles, adjusting water levels in temples, and the hookshot. But Twilight Princess had the ball and chain, water bomb, spinner, dominion rod, and double clawshots, all of which never appeared in previous games. It also had New stages, characters, etc. I can't speak for phantom hourglass since it's one of the few that I haven't tried.
User avatar #148 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
I'm not going to argue with you, you obviously know more about Zelda then i do. The games were just to similar for me to like.
User avatar #149 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
And I understand that.
User avatar #152 - thedinosaurfarm (09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you for a well sorted out internet fight, good day to you sir.
#270 - That's not an opinion. It's a fact. Look at the top left corne… 09/20/2012 on Golden/Husky Mix -1
#268 - Chan is a suffix often added to the end of imageboard names (2… 09/20/2012 on Golden/Husky Mix 0
#140 - So if I want a happy relationship with a girl, I must act like…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2012 on /b/ on friendzoned +4
User avatar #165 - usernameerror (09/20/2012) [-]
You must act like you are attracted to her, not that you want to fuck her. It's basically like meeting a girl and letting her know that you two could be friends, but also be more than friends, and how she reacts to this is where you go from. If you don't flirt with any girls, how will an attractive, nice person know you're any more interested in her than her ugly, annoying friend you can't stand to be around?
User avatar #173 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
That's absolutely true, but obviously not what the post says.
User avatar #182 - usernameerror (09/20/2012) [-]
Yea, idk. Posts like these try to dictate exactly how dating and girls work, but there isn't a 'guide' to how this works. You just gotta be yourself, meet new people, and eventually one of those people will like you for who you are and want to be with you. The only thing when it comes to knowing whether or not if a girl likes you is to try to hint about it if you like her if she hasnt already because ill be damned if i would miss the woman of my dreams because i couldnt speak up to her
User avatar #163 - herbolifee (09/20/2012) [-]
You really have no idea how this works...
#153 - SemiAnon (09/20/2012) [-]
Every relationship is based on sex.
User avatar #148 - LegititmateKyle (09/20/2012) [-]
I agree
#147 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
What are you, 12? Haha, learn how the world works, skipperoo!

inb4 "no im not 12 im 16 and I have 3 pubes so i'm really mature for my age!!!!!!!"
#263 - This is not cutejunk.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Golden/Husky Mix -2
#265 - leuncledoaln has deleted their comment.
#272 - vivapinatapro (09/20/2012) [-]
Chan related? Are you retarded?
User avatar #268 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
Chan is a suffix often added to the end of imageboard names (2chan, 4chan, 7chan). So any post with images is chan related.

But funnyjunk is more specific than a website to share pictures. Funnyjunk is a website to share funny pictures. I come here to lol, not to D'awww. If I wanted to D'awww, I would go watch videos of Maru the cat on youtube.
#256 - What the hell is this doing on the front page?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Golden/Husky Mix -1
#260 - leuncledoaln has deleted their comment.
User avatar #263 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
This is not cutejunk.
#265 - leuncledoaln has deleted their comment.
#272 - vivapinatapro (09/20/2012) [-]
Chan related? Are you retarded?
User avatar #268 - MistaJesus (09/20/2012) [-]
Chan is a suffix often added to the end of imageboard names (2chan, 4chan, 7chan). So any post with images is chan related.

But funnyjunk is more specific than a website to share pictures. Funnyjunk is a website to share funny pictures. I come here to lol, not to D'awww. If I wanted to D'awww, I would go watch videos of Maru the cat on youtube.
#424 - Thumbs up = funny Hot ≠ funny  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing +1
User avatar #426 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
-__- and i said i agreed. I don't think she should be on the front page, but you asked why she was there and i told ya!
#414 - Why is this on the front page?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing +3
#421 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
Curces, legs, butt, and altogether emma to be honest. I find her attractive but not enough to have her on FP for it, but that is the reason.
User avatar #424 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
Thumbs up = funny
Hot ≠ funny
User avatar #426 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
-__- and i said i agreed. I don't think she should be on the front page, but you asked why she was there and i told ya!
#453 - He didn't hit the car, the car hit him. This fat piece of … 09/17/2012 on Birthdate 0
#445 - Did your best friend split his head open and go into convulsio…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Birthdate 0
User avatar #451 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah he always just comically rolls over the hood and lands awkwardly. It sounds like your friend did it wrong. You should have had him practice with cyclists and fat people on scooters before you let him try out for the big leagues.
User avatar #453 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
He didn't hit the car, the car hit him. This fat piece of shit tried to cut directly out of the gas station driveway into a main street at a ridiculous speed and slammed straight into him.
#439 - I saw my best friend get hit by a car a week ago. It was the s…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Birthdate 0
User avatar #443 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2012) [-]
I see my best friend get hit by a car every other day. He's a fucking idiot. Luckily he's also extremely durable.
User avatar #445 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
Did your best friend split his head open and go into convulsions? His blood was all over me. It was horrible.
User avatar #451 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2012) [-]
Nah he always just comically rolls over the hood and lands awkwardly. It sounds like your friend did it wrong. You should have had him practice with cyclists and fat people on scooters before you let him try out for the big leagues.
User avatar #453 - MistaJesus (09/17/2012) [-]
He didn't hit the car, the car hit him. This fat piece of shit tried to cut directly out of the gas station driveway into a main street at a ridiculous speed and slammed straight into him.
#385 - Picture 09/11/2012 on Circle of life +9
#49 - I understand. 09/09/2012 on Confucius Say 0
#47 - *by staticX Are you ******* kidding me? …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2012 on Confucius Say 0
User avatar #57 - tittentei (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah what a reposter
#50 - Digitalphear (09/09/2012) [-]
Relevant as fuck.
User avatar #49 - MistaJesus (09/09/2012) [-]
I understand.
User avatar #48 - StaticX (09/09/2012) [-]
I didn't intend to claim the joke as mine, just the few seconds of work I put into it...looking back it was pretty stupid to put it in but hey, Ill take the flak.
#191 - "Take your own advice, dumbass." Implying t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Pokemon -3
User avatar #211 - RoflWaffleTGK (09/07/2012) [-]
Red thumbs means stop.
#192 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [-]
I was talking about you simply killing yourself, hence the pic. but nice try nonetheless
#180 - If you were really that offended by my comment, then you shoul…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Pokemon -8
#183 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [-]
Take your own advice, dumbass.

inb4 , HURR I WAS JK. U FEL 4 MAZTER TR0LLOLOLOL
User avatar #191 - MistaJesus (09/07/2012) [-]
"Take your own advice, dumbass."

Implying that I was offended by that comment.
User avatar #211 - RoflWaffleTGK (09/07/2012) [-]
Red thumbs means stop.
#192 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [-]
I was talking about you simply killing yourself, hence the pic. but nice try nonetheless
User avatar #182 - tigronn (09/07/2012) [-]
if you were really offended by his comment, you too, should go kill yourself
#171 - SLIDE ON THE SOAP. 09/07/2012 on Pokemon +1
#167 - Pikachu is based on a chinchilla.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Pokemon -26
User avatar #195 - zombielovez (09/07/2012) [-]
that moment when it was based off the pica..... look that shit up (not sure if spelled right)
#184 - fukyeahraptorr (09/07/2012) [-]
#179 - Dimitrizzle (09/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #180 - MistaJesus (09/07/2012) [-]
If you were really that offended by my comment, then you should probably kill yourself.
#183 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [-]
Take your own advice, dumbass.

inb4 , HURR I WAS JK. U FEL 4 MAZTER TR0LLOLOLOL
User avatar #191 - MistaJesus (09/07/2012) [-]
"Take your own advice, dumbass."

Implying that I was offended by that comment.
User avatar #211 - RoflWaffleTGK (09/07/2012) [-]
Red thumbs means stop.
#192 - ohemgeezus (09/07/2012) [-]
I was talking about you simply killing yourself, hence the pic. but nice try nonetheless
User avatar #182 - tigronn (09/07/2012) [-]
if you were really offended by his comment, you too, should go kill yourself
User avatar #170 - holycrapimacupcake (09/07/2012) [-]
He is literally called the mouse pokemon you dolt.
#252 - I saw an incredibly epic thread last night. 09/07/2012 on When i submit the funnies... 0
#151 - I dunno about you, but I laughed at that post.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on New to FunnyJunk -2
User avatar #158 - illegalmexican (08/28/2012) [-]
**illegalmexican rolled a random comment #336568 posted by gamerpwnage at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I just spent 30 minutes stuck in the rain
my response to your picture

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