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Milvath    

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Date Signed Up:12/29/2008
Last Login:8/21/2014
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#16 - I live in Mexico, our government ***** on us and …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on ze british are coming +3
User avatar #17 - daniboyi (10/13/2013) [-]
ahh. Then ignore the last part of my comment.
Just understand that they were arrested because they breached basic safety rules.
#14 - again, why were they arrested? "it's illegal to decorate …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2013 on ze british are coming +3
User avatar #22 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think they want a boy who cried wolf situation but with tanks.
#20 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [-]
They got arrested in Germany though and the turret is really unsafe for anyone around them if they crash.
User avatar #18 - LifeIsADisease (10/13/2013) [-]
It said that the trio was English...and they invaded Germany
User avatar #15 - daniboyi (10/13/2013) [-]
Arrested because of driving an unsafe car as the 'turret' could have fallen off and hit another car.
Also assuming you are american from your 'freedom' comment.
this comes from the person who have their government spying on the people?
User avatar #23 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
Every first world government is spying on everyone, get your head outta your ass.
User avatar #16 - Milvath (10/13/2013) [-]
I live in Mexico, our government shits on us and we shit on our neighbors
User avatar #17 - daniboyi (10/13/2013) [-]
ahh. Then ignore the last part of my comment.
Just understand that they were arrested because they breached basic safety rules.
#6 - also the british bear who would eat orange jelly 10/13/2013 on leik dis if yew iz 90's... 0
#5 - he forgot HBO's cartoons, the stopmotion factory of clips, lit…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on leik dis if yew iz 90's... 0
User avatar #6 - Milvath (10/13/2013) [-]
also the british bear who would eat orange jelly
#76 - how are the mods for Skyrim in console?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Thank you all +1
User avatar #78 - rocksteady (10/13/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know I play Skyrim on PC. I have Xbox 360, PS3, Wii U, and PC. As I was saying, whatever makes you PC gamers feel better about missing out on this amazing experience.
User avatar #81 - ThatFuckingGuy (10/13/2013) [-]
lol Stop wasting your money on consoles and upgrade your rig
#101 - LewdFlapjack (10/13/2013) [-]
Need to upgrade a computer to keep relevant about twice as often as you need to buy a new console. Your logic is broken.
User avatar #83 - rocksteady (10/13/2013) [-]
lol Stop being poor and acquire more money, I'm literally playing Golf with by buddies on GTA 5 right now while typing this, and its amazing.
#74 - nope PC is the master race, because it is superior in…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Thank you all 0
User avatar #116 - namehasntbeentaken (10/13/2013) [-]
so if PC just died off, and I mean just like a virus that made all PCs not work anymore, (hypothetically) you wouldn't buy a console?
User avatar #117 - Milvath (10/13/2013) [-]
I'd fall into the primitive ways of entertainment, I'd go to the cinema more often
#84 - mrtbb (10/13/2013) [-]
We have porn.
#8 - because it makes you jealous 10/11/2013 on A normal day in Liberty City +3
#47 - live* 10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work... 0
#46 - but you love the commodities you love with, don't you?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work... 0
User avatar #47 - Milvath (10/11/2013) [-]
live*
#44 - of a normal sized tree fall to the ground and then get scaled …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work... 0
#48 - animedudej (10/11/2013) [-]
k.
#43 - "What a great photoshop" - Smart People  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work... 0
User avatar #45 - harbingerwolf (10/11/2013) [-]
It might be, that doesnt stop the fact that they actually chopped down collosal tree's like that.
User avatar #46 - Milvath (10/11/2013) [-]
but you love the commodities you love with, don't you?
User avatar #47 - Milvath (10/11/2013) [-]
live*
#42 - thousands of seconds it took for this picture to be photoshopp… 10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work... 0
#67 - how's your name written? 10/11/2013 on Not What I Expected 0
#25 - is that Boxxy?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on Aaaaand ... +2
User avatar #27 - grrphc (10/11/2013) [-]
It is
#359 - Labour wise, slavery was one of the best things to happen in the US 10/10/2013 on Lawyered +1
#52 - I want your house, I'd love to have guests and every friday pl… 10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets 0
#16 - you can go yell at them "WAKE UP! THERE'S A RIOT! THE CIT…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets +2
#17 - teenytinyspider (10/10/2013) [-]
Or they bite your throat.
#328 - stabbed 11 inches on my nose and I have a 73% to survive 10/10/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
#325 - I got stabbed with my jeans, wtf?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on How fucked are you? 0
User avatar #328 - Milvath (10/10/2013) [-]
stabbed 11 inches on my nose and I have a 73% to survive
#3 - all it does it smoke pot and smell bad 10/10/2013 on Suuure +1
#33 - my Trtton 720+ logic box 10/10/2013 on Prepare yourselves. 0
#12 - what kind of parent textes his sons/daughters when both are un…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets +1
User avatar #70 - dyllygaf (10/10/2013) [-]
My mom texts me when dinner is ready because my room is in the house, but not connected from the inside, you have to go outside and downstairs to get to my room, so it's much easier to text

The only text messages I have from my mom are about food "Bacon's ready!!" "Nachos?" "Noodles are done!"
User avatar #50 - drunkasaurus (10/10/2013) [-]
Depends how big your house is. My house is fairly big and was built in the '70s before cell phones were invented so we have an intercom system. In every room there's a speaker and you can press a button, say something, and it comes out every speaker in the house. You can also play radio stations. It used to be kind of cool but its been fucking up a lot for the past few years so we just use our phones now since it can take 5-10 minutes to wonder the house and yard to figure out where someone might be.
User avatar #52 - Milvath (10/10/2013) [-]
I want your house, I'd love to have guests and every friday play Friday - Rebecca Black at 6:00AM through the intercom. I'm jealous
#15 - teenytinyspider (10/10/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried to wake someone up in the middle of the night? They nearly bite your throat.
User avatar #16 - Milvath (10/10/2013) [-]
you can go yell at them "WAKE UP! THERE'S A RIOT! THE CITY'S ON FIRE! WE HAVE TO BUG OUT! BARNEY BECAME FERAL AND IS DESTROYING THE CITY!" now, two things may happen:

1.- They immediately wake up screaming not making sense of what you just yelled and start packing whatever is close to them into whatever is close to them and then run towards the main door, if there's a flight of stairs, they just fall to their deaths, and if they survive, run outside in pajamas to the middle of the night where some robbers are about to break into your neighbor's house.

2.- they'll just mumble "uhhhh, let me sleep, uhhhh" and roll sideways and suck their thumbs to sleep.
#17 - teenytinyspider (10/10/2013) [-]
Or they bite your throat.
#32 - He's the voice of reason, Korra is acting like a brat  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2013 on MAKORRA TEARS +17
User avatar #45 - reyden (10/10/2013) [-]
I must agree that this is true,and that he had reason for all his actions, but i still dislike how useless mako has appeared to be this season
#55 - amuzen (10/10/2013) [-]
Well it seems like he found a major clue regarding a mysterious fourth party in the spirit/north/south pole conflict by finding those triad guys which might ultimately lead for us to find out what the fuck is actually going on in this arc instead of what korra is doing by attacking the cliche symptom of a greater conflict with all her strength.
unless this entire arc really is just about some guy that wants to seize power by taking over the north and is using the spirits to do that but I doubt that he doesn't have some deeper motive than 'acquire more political power'
#16 - I don't see Larissas, so it's a viking shield wall with the wr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Best gym class ever! 0
#47 - keyoke (10/10/2013) [-]
Guess what the Viking shield wall is based on....
(PS: Its the greek phalanx.)
(PSPS: Its not the same as the Macedonian Phalanx)
#44 - Why is this not in frontpage? 10/08/2013 on The Great Beta Cleanse of 2013 +1
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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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