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|#328 - stabbed 11 inches on my nose and I have a 73% to survive||10/10/2013 on How fucked are you?||0|
|#325 - I got stabbed with my jeans, wtf? [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on How fucked are you?||0|
|#3 - all it does it smoke pot and smell bad||10/10/2013 on Suuure||+1|
|#33 - my Trtton 720+ logic box||10/10/2013 on Prepare yourselves.||0|
|#12 - what kind of parent textes his sons/daughters when both are un… [+] (6 new replies)||10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets||+1|
#70 - dyllygaf (10/10/2013) [-]
My mom texts me when dinner is ready because my room is in the house, but not connected from the inside, you have to go outside and downstairs to get to my room, so it's much easier to text
The only text messages I have from my mom are about food "Bacon's ready!!" "Nachos?" "Noodles are done!"
#50 - drunkasaurus (10/10/2013) [-]
Depends how big your house is. My house is fairly big and was built in the '70s before cell phones were invented so we have an intercom system. In every room there's a speaker and you can press a button, say something, and it comes out every speaker in the house. You can also play radio stations. It used to be kind of cool but its been fucking up a lot for the past few years so we just use our phones now since it can take 5-10 minutes to wonder the house and yard to figure out where someone might be.
#16 - Milvath (10/10/2013) [-]
you can go yell at them "WAKE UP! THERE'S A RIOT! THE CITY'S ON FIRE! WE HAVE TO BUG OUT! BARNEY BECAME FERAL AND IS DESTROYING THE CITY!" now, two things may happen:
1.- They immediately wake up screaming not making sense of what you just yelled and start packing whatever is close to them into whatever is close to them and then run towards the main door, if there's a flight of stairs, they just fall to their deaths, and if they survive, run outside in pajamas to the middle of the night where some robbers are about to break into your neighbor's house.
2.- they'll just mumble "uhhhh, let me sleep, uhhhh" and roll sideways and suck their thumbs to sleep.
|#32 - He's the voice of reason, Korra is acting like a brat [+] (2 new replies)||10/10/2013 on MAKORRA TEARS||+17|
#55 - amuzen (10/10/2013) [-]
Well it seems like he found a major clue regarding a mysterious fourth party in the spirit/north/south pole conflict by finding those triad guys which might ultimately lead for us to find out what the fuck is actually going on in this arc instead of what korra is doing by attacking the cliche symptom of a greater conflict with all her strength.
unless this entire arc really is just about some guy that wants to seize power by taking over the north and is using the spirits to do that but I doubt that he doesn't have some deeper motive than 'acquire more political power'
|#16 - I don't see Larissas, so it's a viking shield wall with the wr… [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on Best gym class ever!||0|
|#44 - Why is this not in frontpage?||10/08/2013 on The Great Beta Cleanse of 2013||+1|
|#43 - I thumb this up to feel Alpha just like OP||10/08/2013 on The Great Beta Cleanse of 2013||+1|
|#81 - Kill Justin Beiber and have Miley Cyrus as my sex slave, PS, s…||10/08/2013 on dem dubs||0|
|#107 - Comment deleted||10/07/2013 on Coming for you||0|
|#5 - and caused AIDS [+] (1 new reply)||10/07/2013 on Love is a bloody mess...||0|
|#9 - good thing my screen doesn't do the weird colors when touched …||10/06/2013 on (untitled)||0|
|#19 - I was happy when I read the news that one of the bikers is paralyzed [+] (2 new replies)||10/05/2013 on The DIFFERENCE...||0|
#71 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
Sorry but that's just false, the driver was stopped in the middle of the fucking highway by about 50 bikers at minimum. Not only is that extremely inconsiderate to other drivers on the road but outright dangerous, there's a reason we have minimum speed limits on highways. Stopping someone in the middle of the highway with 50 of your friends was outright intimidation.
Secondly the driver wasn't being malicious in any shape or form, he didn't want to run over anyone, had there been an opening i'm sure he would've taken it.
Moral of the story, if you're gonna try to act tough and break the law prepare for the consequences.
|#19 - I have a tree that gives small oranges like the sencond pictur…||10/05/2013 on Small things||0|
|#24 - I like nickelback because I like the sound of the guitar and t…||10/04/2013 on My darkest secret.||0|
|#43 - well **** , are you sure it wasn't the NSA? [+] (2 new replies)||10/04/2013 on Government Shutdown.||0|
|#39 - NASA is not doing anything, european and russian vessels are t… [+] (4 new replies)||10/04/2013 on Government Shutdown.||+2|
|#2 - can you get a ******** picture so we can't see th…||10/02/2013 on 'Alert!' FUCK YOU.||0|
|#20 - it's a subtle message from your parents and it means they do n…||10/02/2013 on Dammit||+3|
|#9 - they are going to make a series based on Saul Goodman [+] (1 new reply)||09/30/2013 on Bravo, Kelly||+2|
|#238 - 3, 9 & 7||09/30/2013 on basement decision||0|
|#12 - game mechanics sucked, they based more in creating the story a… [+] (1 new reply)||09/25/2013 on Skyrim Logic||0|
|#8 - I think it's more fun to watch it then read it, rather than re…||09/25/2013 on seriously||0|
|#13 - nah, Blackberry already gave the exam to the teacher the secon…||09/25/2013 on Apple||+9|