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#4 - 1812? We were killing spaniards  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on 1812 0
#80 - nibbero (02/07/2014) [-]
You're thinking of the Spanish-American war that happened soon after. The war was started by the USS Maine sinking under mysterious circumstances on February 15. It was an excuse for Americans to take part in the on-going Imperialism at the time, by "freeing" Spanish colonies in the Pacific Ocean and The Gulf of Mexico from Spanish rule.
User avatar #121 - Milvath (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the Mexican Independence, killing spaniards and freedoming ourselves
#17 - well, George W. Bush planned 9/11, failed to win a war he star…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Willy Wonka shares a word... +1
User avatar #18 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
Actually, Bush didn't plan 9/11; it was a result of his stupidity (because giving money to al-queda is always a good idea :/)

Great fucking job, Bush!

Also the government tried to censor the internet. But since that didn't work, they decided that their opinion was more important than ours and spied on it instead. They're watching this right now. Not only that, but I am potentially endangering myself by saying this, which violates the bill of rights twice.
But hey, at least now that they are spying on us, they're doing a great job of actually catching terrorists! oh wait..

Great fucking job, Obama!
#22 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
9/11 happened a year into his term, how was it his direct fault? Agency policies that led to the intelligence failures of that day had been the same for YEARS.
User avatar #23 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
well, it wasn't entirely his fault, congress was part of it too. But still, they were giving weapons to a terrorist organization bent on destroying the united states and nobody smelled a rat?
#24 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
How was it his fault in any way shape or form, unless you're suggesting that in a year he should have changed multiple complex agency policies so that a potential terrorist attacks on a scale of which had never been seen in this country for 60 years could be thwarted. Blame congress yes, but Bush had little to absolutely no part in it.
Secondly realize you're looking back at those groups with hindsight, when the soviets invaded the middle east it seemed like a fool-proof plan to arm those people and have them fight them without any US lives in the balance.
User avatar #26 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
Now, to avoid a giant argument, I'll just go with what you have said, and let's just leave it at that.
User avatar #25 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
He did have a part in it. He probably didn't plan to have the world trade center collapse, but it gave him the perfect excuse to create the most shitty-ass redneck policies ever. And THAT is why George W. Bush was such a horrible president.
#27 - anonymous (02/06/2014) [-]
No, he really didn't, that was the job of the intelligence agencies.
And you act like Bush up and whipped them out of his ass and it was law. Every one of those shitty redneck policies went though congress with bipartisan support. Now you say Bush is a shitty president because of those laws, now what does that make Obama for continuing those "shitty-ass redneck policies"?
User avatar #29 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
secondly, I am not defending obama. He sucks, no doubt about it. But George W. Bush was so much worse.
User avatar #28 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
All right, Here we go. Just remember that you started it:

Perhaps he didn't have anything to do with 9/11. Frankly, there were things he could have done, such as listen to the complaints of an FBI agent who was investigating it, but whatever.

You saying that George W. Bush had bipartisan support is the most bullshit statement I have ever heard. He used 9/11 as leverage to gain military power, but nothing else he ever did was supported by the democrats. And frankly, there wasn't much they could have done about it. He single-handedly turned the United states' largest surplus into it's largest deficit, passed unconstitutional acts and policies (which did an ever so great job of catching zero terrorists), and added some of the key instigators of the 2008 economy crash to his cabinet.

Please explain to me again how Bush was such a not-so-bad president?
User avatar #19 - thirdoffive (02/06/2014) [-]
In any case, we could delve into the depths of my political beliefs... but I'd rather not
#155 - only dumbasses and poor people use AMD hardware, Intel and Nvi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2014 on more tumblr stuff -1
User avatar #163 - ninjalllama (02/04/2014) [-]
I use to think that I have been Running my HD5870 for like 3-4 years and it is still running great.

a Worthy investment
#160 - implication (02/04/2014) [-]
>2014
>not using ARM based hardware
>using deprecated x86 assembly
User avatar #156 - raptorbagel (02/04/2014) [-]
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!
#21 - I just kept pressing Next  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Polandball's adventure 0
User avatar #32 - pickstar (02/02/2014) [-]
dumbass
#22 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah it's a bit stupid, you have to search for the right things to click, "next" is some ad or something... I'll try to tell you what to click...
#23 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
pretty easy just click the link "download from sendspace" it's blue and got some disc symbol next to it...
#24 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
no some arrow, damn shit
#19 - I tried to install this **** and it downloaded me…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2014 on Polandball's adventure +3
#20 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
I downloaded it from the link and wasn't too stupid to understand, what links to click :/
maybe you just did it wrong? I got no malware or extra downloads only the .rar archive...
User avatar #21 - Milvath (02/02/2014) [-]
I just kept pressing Next
User avatar #32 - pickstar (02/02/2014) [-]
dumbass
#22 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah it's a bit stupid, you have to search for the right things to click, "next" is some ad or something... I'll try to tell you what to click...
#23 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
pretty easy just click the link "download from sendspace" it's blue and got some disc symbol next to it...
#24 - xardian (02/02/2014) [-]
no some arrow, damn shit
#10 - those aren't even tacos..... 01/31/2014 on Cringe +1
#3 - thanks, and I am disapointed no tits can be seen  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on Do you even plank? +1
User avatar #4 - ivroht (01/31/2014) [-]
Yah.
#1 - sauce on top pic of the woman?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Do you even plank? 0
User avatar #2 - ivroht (01/31/2014) [-]
If you want the unedited image it's all over. Like here:

lolheaven.com/how-i-think-i-look-when-i-am-planking-how-i-truly-look-when-planking/

But have tried (unsuccessfully) to find out who she is. Sorry.
User avatar #3 - Milvath (01/31/2014) [-]
thanks, and I am disapointed no tits can be seen
User avatar #4 - ivroht (01/31/2014) [-]
Yah.
#17 - .22LR no thanks 01/31/2014 on who wants a rifle like this +1
#14 - My dad had one, I fired it in new year, then the cartel wars b… 01/29/2014 on when /k meets /a 0
#75 - The Mayan civilization was already in decline when the Aztec c… 01/28/2014 on The Mayans Compilation (#4... 0
#69 - is that a community college?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on This site is why i'm off to... 0
#72 - ohhh has deleted their comment.
#33 - well, I love how calf taste like 01/28/2014 on Taco cat 0
#2 - Fallout New Vegas, in a cave with some deadly rats, I got it a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on A beast for beasts 0
User avatar #5 - thelizardlord (01/28/2014) [-]
I mean the picture
#5 - I'm confused, is that a shirt inside the bottle or trousers?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on I don't understand how they... 0
User avatar #6 - icelandicviking (01/27/2014) [-]
A tank top.
#8 - I just read "DayZ Map" and became disappointed at OP…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2014 on DayZ map compared to COD... +27
User avatar #190 - sadisticsalmon (01/28/2014) [-]
OP knows you fucktard, he just can't say it in title.
ever tried a title, there isn't much space shithead.
#11 - omenaaa (01/27/2014) [-]
Actually it's Chernarus+ because it's the updated map with added and modified locations. I happen to be an expert in DayZ
#174 - I was Walter C. Ploeser I'm a dirty mexican now 01/27/2014 on I was Bill Clinton's mother 0
#108 - Shawn of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End 01/24/2014 on The Cornetto Trilogy 0
#635 - **** you, you big ass **** , go die in a fire 01/20/2014 on An apology to FJ ~ From... +1
#91 - Picture 01/20/2014 on Google Image Search 0
#90 - **Milvath rolls 89,846,874**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Google Image Search 0
#91 - Milvath (01/20/2014) [-]
#1 - and THEN asks why he's blowing fire at him and won't give the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Do a flip +23
#2 - emjorgie (01/20/2014) [-]
That took me a moment, but you just made my entire day with that comment. Good job! Picture of use of the Hobbit budget because it's funny.
#8 - ACTUALLY, the spartans were banned from those olympics because… 01/15/2014 on Well goddamn Sparta +3
#168 - penis 01/11/2014 on Let's roll +1
#11 - Comment deleted 01/09/2014 on Worth the Read (desc) 0
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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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