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#5 - wow, he looked like a pedophile  [+] (7 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Young R. R. Martin +4
#9 - honkan (06/30/2013) [-]
Well, Daenerys is 13 (I think, only been told by others) in the books when this happens. Couldn't find the nos shopped version.
#20 - paranoidzoid (07/03/2013) [-]
#13 - angelusprimus (06/30/2013) [-]
While truly disturbing to us today, average age of marriage for noble girls in middle ages was 14. As you know with averages it means half of them were younger then that.
If you think that is disturbing, you should know that in Rome, agrarian women were usually married by age of 11.
Martin set out to write a book that would culturally and technologically follow period of history during War of the Roses. And 13 year old noble girl sold to a powerful old man to secure an alliance was not rare there, it was so common that it was unremarkable.
User avatar #17 - timmywankenobi (07/01/2013) [-]
well back then it was important to have many sons and a few daughters to keep your house strong.
User avatar #14 - honkan (06/30/2013) [-]
I know. But it's still a bit creepy thinking of that man writing a detailed description of a 13 year old girl being raped.

That's not really how averages work btw. It might actually be more than half being younger, since the ones who were older could be double the age, thus moving the average up much more than a 7 year old (Three 7 year old + one 28 year old gives an average of 12.25).
#15 - angelusprimus (06/30/2013) [-]
I agree but after all those fantasy cunts romanticized the middle ages (Gondor is a feudal kingdom) and knights in shining armor I think reason why Martin got so popular was that he didn't shy away from showing just how shitty life in middle ages was.
Even for the nobility. Let alone "smallfolk"
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2013) [-]
George Martin said himself that he wanted to make it realistic, as in not like Lord of the Rings. He used an example of Aragorn, he said that might have been a great guy but that wouldn't mean that he would be a great king and what his ideas were on taxes. Game of Thrones isn't as idealistic as other fantasy books/series, it takes a realistic view on things and mixes it with fantasy, and that's why it stands so much out.
#10 - I like how Funnyjunk now steals from 9gag hur dur.... seriousl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Bang bang! Bang bang!... 0
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User avatar #32 - paradox (06/30/2013) [-]
if we steal from 9gag that would make us worse worse than 9gag
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#44 - why are people making a lot of propaganda for two retarded idi… 06/30/2013 on North +1
#7 - people using Apple products 06/30/2013 on The most cancerous shit... 0
#72 - is that World of Warcraft? I'm sure that's World of Warcraft  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on I think this is where this... +1
User avatar #85 - Boldslayer (07/09/2013) [-]
It is. I don't play much anymore, but I believe the current expansion is Mists of Pandaria.
User avatar #86 - Milvath (07/09/2013) [-]
kung fu panda online with pokemon
#5 - cancer is a malfunctioning cell that commences to eat other ce…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on The most cancerous shit... 0
User avatar #6 - dabronydude (06/30/2013) [-]
but what is the original cancer?
if these rage faces have been consumed then fine...but by what?
User avatar #7 - Milvath (06/30/2013) [-]
people using Apple products
#8 - MOAR!!!!!!!!!!! 06/29/2013 on look, i made a thing! 0
#4 - june or july? it's already end of june 06/29/2013 on Legend of Korra 0
#17 - their eyes and teeth are yellow from all the ********* 06/27/2013 on Black People -1
#124 - better yet, ask my neighbors to please lower the music because… 06/27/2013 on I felt a great disturbance... +1
#123 - hot lesbians kissing, yes, actually I'd really love to see the… 06/27/2013 on I felt a great disturbance... +1
#115 - it only lasted me a year 06/27/2013 on Thanks, Nutella 0
#34 - I just find 2 men kissing gross and disgusting, that is all  [+] (9 new replies) 06/27/2013 on I felt a great disturbance... -7
User avatar #52 - eating (06/27/2013) [-]
yea but i bet you like seeing 2 girls kissing you fucking hypocrite
User avatar #123 - Milvath (06/27/2013) [-]
hot lesbians kissing, yes, actually I'd really love to see them in bed, as for watching porn, why would I want to see a dick instead of two pair of tits and two vaginas?
#105 - entarasu (06/27/2013) [-]
not all lesbians are sexy
#85 - dwarfman (06/27/2013) [-]
Because a straight dude is allowed to be grossed out by watching two dudes going at it? Your argument is rather week, it's like someone blaring music then telling their neighbors to "not listen".
User avatar #124 - Milvath (06/27/2013) [-]
better yet, ask my neighbors to please lower the music because not everyone enjoys the same genre, same with homosexuallity, let them do their things but don't go around kissing each other in public for everyone to see, most people do not want to see it, do not enjoy the sight of it, and most people find it disturbing. Same applies to movies, pictures, and music
User avatar #93 - tylosaurus (06/27/2013) [-]

Eh, assuming we're talking about the right for gay marriage. His point is pretty solid.

Your comparison is weak because you compare "seeing" to "hearing".
It's more like "close your eyes", "Look the other way" kind of thing.
User avatar #68 - leglesslegolegolas (06/27/2013) [-]
Ain't that always the way.
User avatar #48 - NeucularNINJA (06/27/2013) [-]
So don't look...
#42 - noplaceperson (06/27/2013) [-]
i find veganism disgusting but i recognize it as their right.
#19 - teckemeier (06/27/2013) [-]
#42 - on the ctrl z x c v keyboard first thing to come to mind was A…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Awesome Inventions 2 0
User avatar #61 - liquidz (06/27/2013) [-]
Undo, Cut, copy, paste
#95 - this reminded me of when I was a kid I once woke up and not en…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Thanks, Nutella 0
User avatar #107 - kahandran (06/27/2013) [-]
That only happened to you once? happens to me all the time.
User avatar #115 - Milvath (06/27/2013) [-]
it only lasted me a year
#132 - pedometer? does it scans the nearby pedophiles and warns the c… 06/27/2013 on Pokewalker +2
#154 - then give the broken one to a poor kid for ***** … 06/27/2013 on Release day of PS4 0
#104 - that wasn't stronghold, stronghold looks way too different, th… 06/26/2013 on Golden Age Of Gaming Part 2 0
#88 - I only recognized Age of Empires and Starcraft I remember …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Golden Age Of Gaming Part 2 0
User avatar #98 - daedrakiller (06/26/2013) [-]
Stronghold maybe? I'm not too sure, but that's what it looks like
User avatar #104 - Milvath (06/26/2013) [-]
that wasn't stronghold, stronghold looks way too different, the one below Age of Empires seems to be based in Roman and/or greek architecture way before the feudal times
User avatar #95 - izya (06/26/2013) [-]
I would really like to know that as well.. It reminds me of something, but I can't really remember it..
#13 - they're just jealous  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on OH NICK TOONS -11
User avatar #14 - alcoholicsemen (06/26/2013) [-]
i have racked up an abundance of red thumbs since Аdmin gave me red text
imma liitle happy
#137 - this image has cancer and it might spread, it starts with one … 06/24/2013 on Splash Mountain 0
#68 - I enjoy the colbert report more than the daily show  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on John Stewart +1
#113 - wetgranny (06/24/2013) [-]
theyre both good shows, I think Colbert overdoes the sarcasm. But both are Lawl factories.
User avatar #106 - nucularwar (06/24/2013) [-]
I like them both. I like Daily Show for the news and I think he's funnier, but I have more laugh-out-loud moments with Colbert
#44 - mexican food WILL NEVER HAVE SWEET BEANS AND WE WILL NEVER USE… 06/24/2013 on "Mexican" Food +1
#178 - Well, pokemon MMO has been out for a long time now... 06/22/2013 on Alakazam's my favourite... 0
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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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