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Milvath

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/29/2008
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:somewhere
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Comment Ranking:#33970
Highest Content Rank:#7943
Highest Comment Rank:#3916
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Level 27 Content: Peasant → Level 28 Content: Peasant
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Times Content Favorited:23 times
Total Comments Made:1096
FJ Points:1620
Favorite Tags: fourchan (2)

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#3 - yes, because then they'll give me a 50% discount on their $15.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Waiter +10
#7 - lankyman (09/24/2013) [-]
Boy! you sure are on the money! I am always guaranteed great service, great food and great bargains down at my local Red Lobster!!

psss, hey, do I get a discount too?
#1 - Red Lobster is backwards  [+] (14 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Waiter +18
#41 - chandlermx (09/24/2013) [-]
Red lobster employee here, and I can confirm this...
In the one i work at each room has 3 servers in it and we all work together and help out with each others tables.. Also we have 1 S.A (Service assistant) who will walk around each room pre-busing tables, refilling drinks, and bringing anything else you need like tarter, cocktail, ect...

< Proof I work there
#54 - beardedpants (09/24/2013) [-]
>Chandler
User avatar #56 - chandlermx (09/25/2013) [-]
I was named after him
#29 - skeetskeetskat (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
I went to the states 2 years ago and we ate at Red Lobster and that guy would fill our cups every fucking minutes it was insane. It was probably in the top 5 of my meals ever.
#12 - lordraine (09/24/2013) [-]
Where are you from? UK? Canada?
User avatar #13 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
Canada.
#14 - lordraine (09/24/2013) [-]
I would have called UK. Do you guys not have Red Lobsters up there?
User avatar #22 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
I think so but none close of where I live and we were in vcations.
User avatar #2 - beardedpants (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you plotting with Red Lobster and their plan to campaign all over the internet?
#4 - felex (09/24/2013) [-]
Same profile pic.
#27 - powellrebecca (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - Milvath (09/23/2013) [-]
yes, because then they'll give me a 50% discount on their $15.99 4 way course
#7 - lankyman (09/24/2013) [-]
Boy! you sure are on the money! I am always guaranteed great service, great food and great bargains down at my local Red Lobster!!

psss, hey, do I get a discount too?
#68 - I think you mispelled "down" wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on level 40 +4
#76 - xardian (09/23/2013) [-]
I think you spelled misspelled wrong and used it wrong!
#128 - my father's M1 Carbine, we live in Mexico and he had to throw … 09/22/2013 on What is you unreasonable... 0
#16 - break a bottle of cologne, Armani Code, it'll stink for months…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Gas Em +3
#17 - agentfourteen (09/22/2013) [-]
too poor for that, ok.
User avatar #21 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2013) [-]
the shittier the cologne, the better the gag son. get a bottle of Brut from Shopper's Drug Mart and .. don't break it anywhere.
User avatar #23 - sirbutterballs (09/22/2013) [-]
3 cans of different kinds of ax. Make it smell like a douche parade is going through the office.
User avatar #28 - stealingbikes (09/22/2013) [-]
...the hell man, are you TRYING to make it smell like Jersey Shore?!
User avatar #29 - sirbutterballs (09/22/2013) [-]
You can't just win an office war. You have to dominate.
User avatar #49 - taintedangel (09/22/2013) [-]
"I fear no man, but that thing scares me."
User avatar #30 - stealingbikes (09/22/2013) [-]
Man that's beyond domination. That's some William T. Sherman scorched earth shit right there.
User avatar #24 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2013) [-]
does Tap-Out have it's own cologne yet?
User avatar #26 - sirbutterballs (09/22/2013) [-]
Googled it. Doesn't appear like it does.
#17 - he's a bigger faggot 09/21/2013 on 2spooky4admin +10
#27 - Domino's now have BMWs ******* mean business 09/21/2013 on Shit's gon go down +1
#137 - what's the point? 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church 0
#35 - also, as I said, avoid them, not attack them, therefore I do n… 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church +1
#34 - not american 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church +1
#29 - I do not support homosexuals, but I don't go and attack them w…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church -3
User avatar #89 - TopDawg (09/19/2013) [-]
How could you not, there are 7 Billion + people in this damn world. Anal and scissoring is the CURE.
#81 - zorororonoa (09/19/2013) [-]
well at least you don't attack them
User avatar #137 - Milvath (09/19/2013) [-]
what's the point?
User avatar #41 - jackknapp (09/19/2013) [-]
Ssssh, opinions arent allowed here.
User avatar #37 - daboomee (09/19/2013) [-]
Yeah! To hell with freedom and choices! I find it icky and gross, so no one else is allowed to do it!

Seriously though, you're a fucking idiot.
#30 - anonmynous (09/19/2013) [-]
If you are american then your ancestors fought for freedom for all. You may think it's gross and weird but acknowledging people's rights to be weird is the greatest respect you can show to your ancestors.
User avatar #87 - TheFixer (09/19/2013) [-]
im american and no they didnt... my ancestors were native american, italian, and german. the last 2 didnt come over here till my grandparents im part of the second generation of my family born in america so kindly fuck off. so what really happened is that A: my ancestors were forced off their land and made to walk the trail of tears because cherokee, and the other bits came over via legal immigration to the us. the only thing my grandfathers did was fight in wwI and wwII one was a spy who translated german messages the other was a soilder as far as i know.
#84 - magmon (09/19/2013) [-]
If you are American, then your ancestors fought with the guise of freedom whilst killing the native inhabitants in order to steal the land that the different people had, all whilst not being christians and growing hemp with the help of their enslaved black men.
User avatar #88 - TheFixer (09/19/2013) [-]
some of my ancestors were those natives....
#95 - magmon (09/19/2013) [-]
And mine as well.
User avatar #35 - Milvath (09/19/2013) [-]
also, as I said, avoid them, not attack them, therefore I do not like homosexuals, I do not care about them, so they can have as many freedoms that they already have as they want, I'm not going to like them
User avatar #34 - Milvath (09/19/2013) [-]
not american
User avatar #32 - ellwood (09/19/2013) [-]
i agree with you. I honestly don't agree with homosexuality, but I don't believe that gives me to right to prevent others from doing what makes them happy.
#21 - how the **** can you even fit a game in 4GB?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Grand Theft Star Wars 0
User avatar #25 - bensho (09/19/2013) [-]
I think it's mostly meant as a marketing scheme. People see the console as $200, so they buy it thinking that they'll never need 250GB. Then they later find that after updates, they have no room for anything, and have to go spend $100 on a new hard drive anyway.

Either that, or it's just meant for people that use their Xbox for other entertainment like streaming video.
User avatar #22 - bloodyisrael (09/19/2013) [-]
The 4GB was never meant to hold games, it's referred to as the "arcade version"
#574 - I'd say you'd have to take a psychological analysis that shows… 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
#573 - Yeah, I want to defend myself from Koreans too, not just the g… 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
#7 - listening to Years by Alesso and Matthew Koma and this gif bec… 09/18/2013 on dat cock 0
#557 - IT'S AN EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
#561 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
these are all examples, but the only way you can show the power of words and guns is through examples
once again, words and guns are powerful, but guns can be more dangerous than words
#549 - I don't like Obama, I can shoot him and kill him, but he'll be…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan 0
#555 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
people will only believe these books if they are actually looking up information, if they look up all the information from both sides they can make their own opinion
im not saying words aren't powerful, im saying that guns in the wrong hands are dangerous
User avatar #557 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
IT'S AN EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#561 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
these are all examples, but the only way you can show the power of words and guns is through examples
once again, words and guns are powerful, but guns can be more dangerous than words
#536 - it words hurt more than bullets, because you are written and k…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan +1
#538 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
..........wat?
User avatar #551 - chubbybubba (09/18/2013) [-]
Words can topple governments, nigga.
Look what Hitler did, that was all words.
User avatar #549 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Obama, I can shoot him and kill him, but he'll be remembered as a great man of blah blah blah, or I can write a really mean book about him talking bad things about him and then mass produce it as a history book.


+200 years later "Damn, Obama was the worst that could happen to USA, this book does cover all the bad things he did, good thing he does not rule us anymore"

what I meant explained in this example
#555 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
people will only believe these books if they are actually looking up information, if they look up all the information from both sides they can make their own opinion
im not saying words aren't powerful, im saying that guns in the wrong hands are dangerous
User avatar #557 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
IT'S AN EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#561 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
these are all examples, but the only way you can show the power of words and guns is through examples
once again, words and guns are powerful, but guns can be more dangerous than words
#530 - but we do use it to insult each other, faggot  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Tears Morgan +2
#532 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
its easier to get over words than a bullet to the head
User avatar #536 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
it words hurt more than bullets, because you are written and known throughout the future in history by words. The pen is mightier than the sword
#538 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
..........wat?
User avatar #551 - chubbybubba (09/18/2013) [-]
Words can topple governments, nigga.
Look what Hitler did, that was all words.
User avatar #549 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
I don't like Obama, I can shoot him and kill him, but he'll be remembered as a great man of blah blah blah, or I can write a really mean book about him talking bad things about him and then mass produce it as a history book.


+200 years later "Damn, Obama was the worst that could happen to USA, this book does cover all the bad things he did, good thing he does not rule us anymore"

what I meant explained in this example
#555 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
people will only believe these books if they are actually looking up information, if they look up all the information from both sides they can make their own opinion
im not saying words aren't powerful, im saying that guns in the wrong hands are dangerous
User avatar #557 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
IT'S AN EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#561 - evanj (09/18/2013) [-]
these are all examples, but the only way you can show the power of words and guns is through examples
once again, words and guns are powerful, but guns can be more dangerous than words
#67 - is it me or is Wendy looking downward with her right eye and u… 09/18/2013 on Wendy +1
#12 - World of Warcraft reference, newfag 09/18/2013 on (untitled) 0
#11 - It was the cop  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Justin Beiber as Robin -1
User avatar #14 - furrysheaperd (09/17/2013) [-]
you are thinking of dark knight rises dark night returns is a two part animated event set ten years after batman retires to fight mutants,the joker and superman
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#2 - shouldn't it be "Not enough Energy" or "Not eno…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2013 on (untitled) +3
#9 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
filthy casual league fag
User avatar #12 - Milvath (09/18/2013) [-]
World of Warcraft reference, newfag
#5 - kuchikirukia (09/17/2013) [-]
#8 - America is a country founded by immigrants that was built by i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2013 on My self restraint is being... +25
#129 - thehandthatfeeds (09/18/2013) [-]
America was founded by terrorists for terrorists
User avatar #104 - shibe (09/17/2013) [-]
To this logic every country comes from countries except the first country ever.
#4 - well, what a hypocrite, consoles are for casuals and affordabl… 09/17/2013 on Casual Gamer 0

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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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