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Date Signed Up:12/29/2008
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#19 - ITESM 08/08/2013 on new room mate... 0
#14 - blank part is for matrix 08/08/2013 on Some stories stay with us... 0
#15 - hahahaha if only sueing in mexico worked, well, there's suppos…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on new room mate... +1
User avatar #16 - solidderking (08/08/2013) [-]
at least only hugging......
when i was a child i thought that universitys in germany had dorms too and i was pretty surprised that it wasn't like in the american movies , everyone has to find a flat for himself or love with friends....
#13 - my dorms are connected by a tunnel and a pedestrian bridge the…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on new room mate... 0
#18 - ffinfinity (08/08/2013) [-]
where do you go???
User avatar #19 - Milvath (08/08/2013) [-]
ITESM
User avatar #14 - solidderking (08/07/2013) [-]
thats pretty discriminating ( i hope thats a word), maybe you could yue your university because of that ^^
User avatar #15 - Milvath (08/08/2013) [-]
hahahaha if only sueing in mexico worked, well, there's supposed to be a no sex policy in the dorms but since the homosexuals bunch together in their rooms as roommates, nobody reports it. some friends of mine went during the night after drinking to the floor above us which was for men also, they were a bit drunk and went into every open room to "scare" the fuck out of people, they came back with traumas. On their trip to the floor above they found 2 shirtless men in the same bed hugging, my friends never went to that floor again
User avatar #16 - solidderking (08/08/2013) [-]
at least only hugging......
when i was a child i thought that universitys in germany had dorms too and i was pretty surprised that it wasn't like in the american movies , everyone has to find a flat for himself or love with friends....
#14 - Yes we can have more funny if you stop posting junk 08/07/2013 on FJ community lately +1
#10 - It feels bad that in my university both sexes are separated in…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/07/2013 on new room mate... 0
User avatar #12 - solidderking (08/07/2013) [-]
do you know how it is in germany? everyone lives where he wants around the city, there are no dorms in germany
User avatar #13 - Milvath (08/07/2013) [-]
my dorms are connected by a tunnel and a pedestrian bridge therefore the dorms are "inside the campus" :/


we complain that homosexuals can have sex but not the straight
#18 - ffinfinity (08/08/2013) [-]
where do you go???
User avatar #19 - Milvath (08/08/2013) [-]
ITESM
User avatar #14 - solidderking (08/07/2013) [-]
thats pretty discriminating ( i hope thats a word), maybe you could yue your university because of that ^^
User avatar #15 - Milvath (08/08/2013) [-]
hahahaha if only sueing in mexico worked, well, there's supposed to be a no sex policy in the dorms but since the homosexuals bunch together in their rooms as roommates, nobody reports it. some friends of mine went during the night after drinking to the floor above us which was for men also, they were a bit drunk and went into every open room to "scare" the fuck out of people, they came back with traumas. On their trip to the floor above they found 2 shirtless men in the same bed hugging, my friends never went to that floor again
User avatar #16 - solidderking (08/08/2013) [-]
at least only hugging......
when i was a child i thought that universitys in germany had dorms too and i was pretty surprised that it wasn't like in the american movies , everyone has to find a flat for himself or love with friends....
#21 - it's just one dog per drink, only way to obtain the cocoa 08/07/2013 on Got hit in the mouth with a... +2
#19 - drinking chocolate milk gives me a better one  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Got hit in the mouth with a... +8
User avatar #20 - articulate (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't believe in killing animals for food.
User avatar #21 - Milvath (08/07/2013) [-]
it's just one dog per drink, only way to obtain the cocoa
#17 - dat mustache  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Got hit in the mouth with a... +36
User avatar #18 - articulate (08/07/2013) [-]
Sounds like jealousy.
User avatar #19 - Milvath (08/07/2013) [-]
drinking chocolate milk gives me a better one
User avatar #20 - articulate (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't believe in killing animals for food.
User avatar #21 - Milvath (08/07/2013) [-]
it's just one dog per drink, only way to obtain the cocoa
#9 - them jews 08/07/2013 on Despicable me gets it -3
#864 - It's funny how they all rage at your decisions as if they paid… 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. -1
#9 - if people cannot make it through then they can quit  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Equality 0
#10 - taurusguy (08/06/2013) [-]
Its funny in all honesty, feminazies wanting ultimate equality but they cant even handle it, it just wastes money to get women to join the army and then have 95% of them quit.
User avatar #14 - theguythatisnotyou (08/07/2013) [-]
Most women who go to join the armed forces will be mentally prepared to be yelled and shit.
#7 - If you cannot complete the trainings they put you in hold for …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Equality +2
#8 - taurusguy (08/06/2013) [-]
Depends on the country, some armies have tough as nails instructors, some countries have a bit less, if you cant take getting yelled at and shit then some countries army training will be hell for you, even if you dont fuck up you get yelled at.
User avatar #9 - Milvath (08/06/2013) [-]
if people cannot make it through then they can quit
#10 - taurusguy (08/06/2013) [-]
Its funny in all honesty, feminazies wanting ultimate equality but they cant even handle it, it just wastes money to get women to join the army and then have 95% of them quit.
User avatar #14 - theguythatisnotyou (08/07/2013) [-]
Most women who go to join the armed forces will be mentally prepared to be yelled and shit.
#6 - how about posting some facts that haven't been posted at least… 08/06/2013 on Fact Is... 0
#28 - his website, his decissions, you don't like it? go make your o… 08/06/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#5 - I don't see the problem with women joining the armed forces an…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Equality +31
#50 - dhuller (08/07/2013) [-]
Over here, men themselves are not even equal when they go for national service, cause whether they go into the army, air force, navy, civil defense, etc, depends a lot on their education background (less educated usually go into civil defense or police force), physical abilities & so on. A few older laws also restrict specific races from achieving much when they serve.

Country is too distracted with trying to appear 'equal' when it comes to the men to even start on considering how to introduce conscription for women.
#15 - uchimate (08/07/2013) [-]
Psychologically, it makes it more dangerous for men to fight besides women. Studies show men would be more careless to try and protect the female soldiers which is partly why Britain didn't send women to the front line. The Russians instead had battalions exclusively for women. This was around WW1 ~ ish... not sure exactly...
User avatar #37 - nervaaurelius (08/07/2013) [-]
WW2 actually and they were sniper divisions(possibly other but mostly snipers) and they did this guess the Soviets were pretty desperate to defeat the nazis considering they were pretty deep into their territory.
User avatar #13 - Zedotelhado (08/06/2013) [-]
Welcome to Portugal, where for the same station as I am (Furriel, somewhat akin to a Staff Sergeant), a woman has to have about 1/3rd of my physical exam/test results, getting leave every week and receiving same pay.

Mandatory is a start, the end of double-standard would be nice.
#6 - taurusguy (08/06/2013) [-]
Not being sexist or some shit here, but if they are going to put women through the full training, then most of them wouldnt survive it.
#32 - alexhill (08/07/2013) [-]
Obviously you have never watched GI Jane
User avatar #376 - alexhill (08/08/2013) [-]
>Not recognising a joke on FunnyJunk

ah shit nigga
User avatar #208 - Zedotelhado (08/07/2013) [-]
>Movies
>Example of reality

lel
User avatar #33 - collegedood (08/07/2013) [-]
>MOST
#34 - alexhill (08/07/2013) [-]
#35 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
any one have the gif of this ho shooting a gun that fires her faces?
User avatar #36 - articulate (08/07/2013) [-]
her?
#39 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
i dont know how to describe it
User avatar #7 - Milvath (08/06/2013) [-]
If you cannot complete the trainings they put you in hold for the next round of recruits to reach your phase and then keep trying until you failed all opportunities or until you quit.
The training is to give you the condition, not to test you, but to build you
#8 - taurusguy (08/06/2013) [-]
Depends on the country, some armies have tough as nails instructors, some countries have a bit less, if you cant take getting yelled at and shit then some countries army training will be hell for you, even if you dont fuck up you get yelled at.
User avatar #9 - Milvath (08/06/2013) [-]
if people cannot make it through then they can quit
#10 - taurusguy (08/06/2013) [-]
Its funny in all honesty, feminazies wanting ultimate equality but they cant even handle it, it just wastes money to get women to join the army and then have 95% of them quit.
User avatar #14 - theguythatisnotyou (08/07/2013) [-]
Most women who go to join the armed forces will be mentally prepared to be yelled and shit.
#5 - le epic troll is le epic  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on You know it's true -5
#6 - fezzo (08/06/2013) [-]
#9 - jerbuta (08/07/2013) [-]
"an science"
#11 - qazsa (08/07/2013) [-]
#1 - This reminded me of my first time playing minecraft, I made a …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on MY CABBAGES +5
User avatar #23 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/07/2013) [-]
Burning things tends to make me lose my wood, too. It's okay; it happens to everybody.
#3 - dis is top le funny xD Lolz omg #funny#lol#roflmao#thisissorig…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2013 on You know it's true -10
#4 - fezzo (08/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - Milvath (08/06/2013) [-]
le epic troll is le epic
#6 - fezzo (08/06/2013) [-]
#9 - jerbuta (08/07/2013) [-]
"an science"
#11 - qazsa (08/07/2013) [-]
#101 - Korra, she's ********  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Melon Lord +1
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User avatar #120 - mrwalkerfour (08/06/2013) [-]
so's toph
User avatar #105 - captchakid (08/06/2013) [-]
So's Katara.

And Toph.
#33 - you really have never experienced diesel, right? diesel does n… 08/06/2013 on Kids These Days +2
#48 - Apparently Theon Greyjoy is a bit sad, well, I too would be sa…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Starks 0
User avatar #49 - sinkoran (08/06/2013) [-]
NO!!!!!! his not is not theon greyjoy, his name is reek
#145 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
You need to remember your name. Reek, Reek, it rhymes with meek.
#143 - sinkoran (08/06/2013) [-]
MFW no caps on names and 'his not is not Theon...'
#58 - huffe (08/06/2013) [-]
bolton man aintcha?
#35 - she has made a few porn videos  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Good Parenting: +2
#37 - robotrocks (08/06/2013) [-]
sauce?
#36 - gummojones (08/06/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#77 - Eat **** and die 08/05/2013 on Just Sharing The News... +1
#63 - November 1993, my parents got married in 1989, not even mad 08/05/2013 on Born in November? 0
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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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