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|#117 - I'd fall into the primitive ways of entertainment, I'd go to t…||10/13/2013 on Thank you all||-2|
|#16 - I live in Mexico, our government ***** on us and we … [+] (1 new reply)||10/13/2013 on ze british are coming||+3|
|#14 - again, why were they arrested? "it's illegal to decorate … [+] (7 new replies)||10/13/2013 on ze british are coming||+3|
#20 - Absolute Madman (10/14/2013) [-]
They got arrested in Germany though and the turret is really unsafe for anyone around them if they crash.
|#6 - also the british bear who would eat orange jelly||10/13/2013 on leik dis if yew iz 90's...||0|
|#5 - he forgot HBO's cartoons, the stopmotion factory of clips, lit… [+] (1 new reply)||10/13/2013 on leik dis if yew iz 90's...||0|
|#76 - how are the mods for Skyrim in console? [+] (4 new replies)||10/13/2013 on Thank you all||+1|
|#74 - nope PC is the master race, because it is superior in… [+] (3 new replies)||10/13/2013 on Thank you all||0|
|#8 - because it makes you jealous||10/11/2013 on A normal day in Liberty City||+4|
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|#44 - of a normal sized tree fall to the ground and then get scaled … [+] (1 new reply)||10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work...||0|
|#43 - "What a great photoshop" - Smart People [+] (3 new replies)||10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work...||0|
|#42 - thousands of seconds it took for this picture to be photoshopp…||10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work...||0|
|#67 - how's your name written?||10/11/2013 on Not What I Expected||0|
|#25 - is that Boxxy? [+] (1 new reply)||10/11/2013 on Aaaaand ...||+2|
|#359 - Labour wise, slavery was one of the best things to happen in the US||10/10/2013 on Lawyered||+1|
|#52 - I want your house, I'd love to have guests and every friday pl…||10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets||0|
|#16 - you can go yell at them "WAKE UP! THERE'S A RIOT! THE CIT… [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets||+2|
|#328 - stabbed 11 inches on my nose and I have a 73% to survive||10/10/2013 on How fucked are you?||0|
|#325 - I got stabbed with my jeans, wtf? [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on How fucked are you?||0|
|#3 - all it does it smoke pot and smell bad||10/10/2013 on Suuure||+1|
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|#12 - what kind of parent textes his sons/daughters when both are un… [+] (6 new replies)||10/10/2013 on Lightly Fried Fish Fillets||+1|
#70 - dyllygaf (10/10/2013) [-]
My mom texts me when dinner is ready because my room is in the house, but not connected from the inside, you have to go outside and downstairs to get to my room, so it's much easier to text
The only text messages I have from my mom are about food "Bacon's ready!!" "Nachos?" "Noodles are done!"
#50 - drunkasaurus (10/10/2013) [-]
Depends how big your house is. My house is fairly big and was built in the '70s before cell phones were invented so we have an intercom system. In every room there's a speaker and you can press a button, say something, and it comes out every speaker in the house. You can also play radio stations. It used to be kind of cool but its been fucking up a lot for the past few years so we just use our phones now since it can take 5-10 minutes to wonder the house and yard to figure out where someone might be.
#16 - Milvath (10/10/2013) [-]
you can go yell at them "WAKE UP! THERE'S A RIOT! THE CITY'S ON FIRE! WE HAVE TO BUG OUT! BARNEY BECAME FERAL AND IS DESTROYING THE CITY!" now, two things may happen:
1.- They immediately wake up screaming not making sense of what you just yelled and start packing whatever is close to them into whatever is close to them and then run towards the main door, if there's a flight of stairs, they just fall to their deaths, and if they survive, run outside in pajamas to the middle of the night where some robbers are about to break into your neighbor's house.
2.- they'll just mumble "uhhhh, let me sleep, uhhhh" and roll sideways and suck their thumbs to sleep.
|#32 - He's the voice of reason, Korra is acting like a brat [+] (2 new replies)||10/10/2013 on MAKORRA TEARS||+17|
#55 - amuzen (10/10/2013) [-]
Well it seems like he found a major clue regarding a mysterious fourth party in the spirit/north/south pole conflict by finding those triad guys which might ultimately lead for us to find out what the fuck is actually going on in this arc instead of what korra is doing by attacking the cliche symptom of a greater conflict with all her strength.
unless this entire arc really is just about some guy that wants to seize power by taking over the north and is using the spirits to do that but I doubt that he doesn't have some deeper motive than 'acquire more political power'
|#16 - I don't see Larissas, so it's a viking shield wall with the wr… [+] (1 new reply)||10/10/2013 on Best gym class ever!||0|