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Milvath

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/29/2008
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:somewhere
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Comment Ranking:#13526
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#107 - Comment deleted 10/07/2013 on Coming for you 0
#5 - and caused AIDS  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on Love is a bloody mess... 0
#7 - pokemonstheshiz (10/07/2013) [-]
acquired immunodeficiency syndrome
affects the immune system
red blood cells have nothing to do with the immune system, that's white blood cells, and even that would be incorrect
#9 - good thing my screen doesn't do the weird colors when touched … 10/06/2013 on (untitled) 0
#19 - I was happy when I read the news that one of the bikers is paralyzed  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on The DIFFERENCE... 0
#22 - presentdent (10/05/2013) [-]
You shouldn't be. The one that the driver hit with his car was trying to calm down his fellow bikers when the driver suddenly floored it and maliciously ran him over.

Besides, in general, being happy that someone is paralyzed is kinda fucked up.
#71 - anonymous (10/06/2013) [-]
Sorry but that's just false, the driver was stopped in the middle of the fucking highway by about 50 bikers at minimum. Not only is that extremely inconsiderate to other drivers on the road but outright dangerous, there's a reason we have minimum speed limits on highways. Stopping someone in the middle of the highway with 50 of your friends was outright intimidation.

Secondly the driver wasn't being malicious in any shape or form, he didn't want to run over anyone, had there been an opening i'm sure he would've taken it.

Moral of the story, if you're gonna try to act tough and break the law prepare for the consequences.
#19 - I have a tree that gives small oranges like the sencond pictur… 10/05/2013 on Small things 0
#24 - I like nickelback because I like the sound of the guitar and t… 10/04/2013 on My darkest secret. 0
#43 - well **** , are you sure it wasn't the NSA?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Government Shutdown. 0
#46 - rollilho (10/04/2013) [-]
i heard this on the radio, not sure how reliable of a source the people who reported it are but they said everyone in NASA except some main ones to just keep every thing in order are getting laid off
User avatar #44 - Kyag (10/04/2013) [-]
#39 - NASA is not doing anything, european and russian vessels are t…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Government Shutdown. +2
User avatar #42 - Kyag (10/04/2013) [-]
NASA is still on the list of agencies shut down but the goverment fuckup. They have quite the large lay off list too.
User avatar #43 - Milvath (10/04/2013) [-]
well fuck, are you sure it wasn't the NSA?
#46 - rollilho (10/04/2013) [-]
i heard this on the radio, not sure how reliable of a source the people who reported it are but they said everyone in NASA except some main ones to just keep every thing in order are getting laid off
User avatar #44 - Kyag (10/04/2013) [-]
#2 - can you get a ******** picture so we can't see th… 10/02/2013 on 'Alert!' FUCK YOU. 0
#20 - it's a subtle message from your parents and it means they do n… 10/02/2013 on Dammit +3
#9 - they are going to make a series based on Saul Goodman  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Bravo, Kelly +2
User avatar #30 - funnychemaster (09/30/2013) [-]
I heard it was going to be done. Kinda of a prequel to meeting walt and jessie and such. Not sure if it was true
#238 - 3, 9 & 7 09/30/2013 on basement decision 0
#12 - game mechanics sucked, they based more in creating the story a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Skyrim Logic 0
User avatar #31 - pilipinosavior (09/26/2013) [-]
Well that's why I like it. It's not that intricate, (Admittedly, I'm a casual gamer) and the game is just immersive in general. in my opinion.
300 hours of my life well spent
#8 - I think it's more fun to watch it then read it, rather than re… 09/25/2013 on seriously 0
#13 - nah, Blackberry already gave the exam to the teacher the secon… 09/25/2013 on Apple +9
#8 - not if he exercises, to build muscles you have to eat a lot be…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2013 on The R 0
#14 - anonymous (09/25/2013) [-]
you have to eat clean, that is not
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2013) [-]
Eating a lot is fine. As long as you eat a lot of the right things. Eating a large salad with a steak for energy is better than eating 50 cookies for energy and will provide a more positive result.
User avatar #13 - reaperriley (09/25/2013) [-]
salad =/= energy.

Our bodies cant process things like vegies due to the enzymes in our stomachs and such just aren't. We get very little out of them besides using them to clean out our intestines and the like. If you did know this, then I am simply saying you are using a bad example.

Of course eating right helps, but body builders need to eat a lot to keep their muscle mass and energy up.
#23 - anonymous (09/26/2013) [-]
Salad and veggies is second only to protein when it comes to building muscle and being healthy in general. You don't eat them for the calorie content (In fact their low energy value is what makes them so valuable.) You eat them for all the vitamins, minerals and fibre which all help burn off fat and build up muscle mass.

Sure you can get by without eating a lot of veggies but at some point you WILL hit a plateau and stop seeing results unless you make them a big part of your diet plan.
#10 - I just pull out my tongue for the P 09/25/2013 on Guilty 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Tell That Asshole 0
User avatar #41 - umaya (09/25/2013) [-]
This is a pretty good video, thanks.
#32 - Anyone seeing a new land populated by people with delayed tech… 09/25/2013 on Tell That Asshole +2
#8 - completely agree, I am doing drawing homework at the moment, s… 09/25/2013 on drawing +1
#34 - oh my childhood, I wish cartoon network went back to the good … 09/25/2013 on Don't Fuck With Mandy 0
#50 - gotta love Mount & Blade Warband 09/23/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#48 - a musket with a bayonet attached  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
User avatar #50 - Milvath (09/23/2013) [-]
gotta love Mount & Blade Warband
#3 - yes, because then they'll give me a 50% discount on their $15.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Waiter +10
#7 - lankyman (09/24/2013) [-]
Boy! you sure are on the money! I am always guaranteed great service, great food and great bargains down at my local Red Lobster!!

psss, hey, do I get a discount too?
#1 - Red Lobster is backwards  [+] (14 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Waiter +18
#41 - chandlermx (09/24/2013) [-]
Red lobster employee here, and I can confirm this...
In the one i work at each room has 3 servers in it and we all work together and help out with each others tables.. Also we have 1 S.A (Service assistant) who will walk around each room pre-busing tables, refilling drinks, and bringing anything else you need like tarter, cocktail, ect...

< Proof I work there
#54 - beardedpants (09/24/2013) [-]
>Chandler
User avatar #56 - chandlermx (09/25/2013) [-]
I was named after him
#29 - skeetskeetskat (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
I went to the states 2 years ago and we ate at Red Lobster and that guy would fill our cups every fucking minutes it was insane. It was probably in the top 5 of my meals ever.
#12 - lordraine (09/24/2013) [-]
Where are you from? UK? Canada?
User avatar #13 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
Canada.
#14 - lordraine (09/24/2013) [-]
I would have called UK. Do you guys not have Red Lobsters up there?
User avatar #22 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
I think so but none close of where I live and we were in vcations.
User avatar #2 - beardedpants (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you plotting with Red Lobster and their plan to campaign all over the internet?
#4 - felex (09/24/2013) [-]
Same profile pic.
#27 - powellrebecca (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - Milvath (09/23/2013) [-]
yes, because then they'll give me a 50% discount on their $15.99 4 way course
#7 - lankyman (09/24/2013) [-]
Boy! you sure are on the money! I am always guaranteed great service, great food and great bargains down at my local Red Lobster!!

psss, hey, do I get a discount too?
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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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