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Date Signed Up:12/29/2008
Last Login:10/22/2014
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#2 - can you get a ******** picture so we can't see th… 10/02/2013 on 'Alert!' FUCK YOU. 0
#20 - it's a subtle message from your parents and it means they do n… 10/02/2013 on Dammit +3
#9 - they are going to make a series based on Saul Goodman  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on Bravo, Kelly +2
User avatar #30 - funnychemaster (09/30/2013) [-]
I heard it was going to be done. Kinda of a prequel to meeting walt and jessie and such. Not sure if it was true
#238 - 3, 9 & 7 09/30/2013 on basement decision 0
#12 - game mechanics sucked, they based more in creating the story a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Skyrim Logic 0
User avatar #31 - pilipinosavior (09/26/2013) [-]
Well that's why I like it. It's not that intricate, (Admittedly, I'm a casual gamer) and the game is just immersive in general. in my opinion.
300 hours of my life well spent
#8 - I think it's more fun to watch it then read it, rather than re… 09/25/2013 on seriously 0
#13 - nah, Blackberry already gave the exam to the teacher the secon… 09/25/2013 on Apple +9
#8 - not if he exercises, to build muscles you have to eat a lot be…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2013 on The R 0
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2013) [-]
you have to eat clean, that is not
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (09/25/2013) [-]
Eating a lot is fine. As long as you eat a lot of the right things. Eating a large salad with a steak for energy is better than eating 50 cookies for energy and will provide a more positive result.
User avatar #13 - reaperriley (09/25/2013) [-]
salad =/= energy.

Our bodies cant process things like vegies due to the enzymes in our stomachs and such just aren't. We get very little out of them besides using them to clean out our intestines and the like. If you did know this, then I am simply saying you are using a bad example.

Of course eating right helps, but body builders need to eat a lot to keep their muscle mass and energy up.
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/26/2013) [-]
Salad and veggies is second only to protein when it comes to building muscle and being healthy in general. You don't eat them for the calorie content (In fact their low energy value is what makes them so valuable.) You eat them for all the vitamins, minerals and fibre which all help burn off fat and build up muscle mass.

Sure you can get by without eating a lot of veggies but at some point you WILL hit a plateau and stop seeing results unless you make them a big part of your diet plan.
#10 - I just pull out my tongue for the P 09/25/2013 on Guilty 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Tell That Asshole 0
User avatar #41 - umaya (09/25/2013) [-]
This is a pretty good video, thanks.
#32 - Anyone seeing a new land populated by people with delayed tech… 09/25/2013 on Tell That Asshole +2
#8 - completely agree, I am doing drawing homework at the moment, s… 09/25/2013 on drawing +1
#34 - oh my childhood, I wish cartoon network went back to the good … 09/25/2013 on Don't Fuck With Mandy 0
#50 - gotta love Mount & Blade Warband 09/23/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#48 - a musket with a bayonet attached  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
User avatar #50 - Milvath (09/23/2013) [-]
gotta love Mount & Blade Warband
#3 - yes, because then they'll give me a 50% discount on their $15.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Waiter +10
#7 - lankyman (09/24/2013) [-]
Boy! you sure are on the money! I am always guaranteed great service, great food and great bargains down at my local Red Lobster!!

psss, hey, do I get a discount too?
#1 - Red Lobster is backwards  [+] (14 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Waiter +18
#41 - chandlermx (09/24/2013) [-]
Red lobster employee here, and I can confirm this...
In the one i work at each room has 3 servers in it and we all work together and help out with each others tables.. Also we have 1 S.A (Service assistant) who will walk around each room pre-busing tables, refilling drinks, and bringing anything else you need like tarter, cocktail, ect...

< Proof I work there
#54 - beardedpants (09/24/2013) [-]
>Chandler
User avatar #56 - chandlermx (09/25/2013) [-]
I was named after him
#29 - skeetskeetskat (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
I went to the states 2 years ago and we ate at Red Lobster and that guy would fill our cups every fucking minutes it was insane. It was probably in the top 5 of my meals ever.
#12 - lordraine (09/24/2013) [-]
Where are you from? UK? Canada?
User avatar #13 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
Canada.
#14 - lordraine (09/24/2013) [-]
I would have called UK. Do you guys not have Red Lobsters up there?
User avatar #22 - igotyou (09/24/2013) [-]
I think so but none close of where I live and we were in vcations.
User avatar #2 - beardedpants (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you plotting with Red Lobster and their plan to campaign all over the internet?
#4 - felex (09/24/2013) [-]
Same profile pic.
#27 - powellrebecca (09/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - Milvath (09/23/2013) [-]
yes, because then they'll give me a 50% discount on their $15.99 4 way course
#7 - lankyman (09/24/2013) [-]
Boy! you sure are on the money! I am always guaranteed great service, great food and great bargains down at my local Red Lobster!!

psss, hey, do I get a discount too?
#68 - I think you mispelled "down" wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on level 40 +4
#76 - xardian (09/23/2013) [-]
I think you spelled misspelled wrong and used it wrong!
#128 - my father's M1 Carbine, we live in Mexico and he had to throw … 09/22/2013 on What is you unreasonable... 0
#16 - break a bottle of cologne, Armani Code, it'll stink for months…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/22/2013 on Gas Em +3
#17 - agentfourteen (09/22/2013) [-]
too poor for that, ok.
User avatar #21 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2013) [-]
the shittier the cologne, the better the gag son. get a bottle of Brut from Shopper's Drug Mart and .. don't break it anywhere.
User avatar #23 - sirbutterballs (09/22/2013) [-]
3 cans of different kinds of ax. Make it smell like a douche parade is going through the office.
User avatar #28 - stealingbikes (09/22/2013) [-]
...the hell man, are you TRYING to make it smell like Jersey Shore?!
User avatar #29 - sirbutterballs (09/22/2013) [-]
You can't just win an office war. You have to dominate.
User avatar #49 - taintedangel (09/22/2013) [-]
"I fear no man, but that thing scares me."
User avatar #30 - stealingbikes (09/22/2013) [-]
Man that's beyond domination. That's some William T. Sherman scorched earth shit right there.
User avatar #24 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2013) [-]
does Tap-Out have it's own cologne yet?
User avatar #26 - sirbutterballs (09/22/2013) [-]
Googled it. Doesn't appear like it does.
#17 - he's a bigger faggot 09/21/2013 on 2spooky4admin +10
#27 - Domino's now have BMWs ******* mean business 09/21/2013 on Shit's gon go down +1
#137 - what's the point? 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church 0
#35 - also, as I said, avoid them, not attack them, therefore I do n… 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church +1
#34 - not american 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church +1
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User avatar #6 - supersonicman (02/18/2014) [-]
I have to ask...what is you profile picture?
User avatar #7 to #6 - Milvath (02/18/2014) [-]
it's the retarded offspring of Big Foot
User avatar #8 to #7 - supersonicman (02/19/2014) [-]
which is why he hides, he is to ashamed for people to know.
User avatar #1 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** .

Did you get that picture from peacerocker?

User avatar #5 to #1 - Milvath (12/23/2013) [-]
Nope, found it somewhere else long time ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - peacerocker (12/23/2013) [-]
where did you even get this from?
User avatar #4 to #2 - StinkyCheese ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I was browsing morbid one night.

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