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#147 - This ****** gets me every time 12 hours ago on Cringe #2 Reloaded 0
#23 - Picture 03/26/2015 on I watched it for the claw +1
#342 - The true separation of church and state argument when it comes… 03/09/2015 on Debate 0
#43 - The Ghostbusters one is pretty believable, I mean, New Yorkers…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Movie Logic Comp. +163
#171 - hidanfangirl (03/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #82 - alucardexplain (03/08/2015) [-]
I can believe that jet fuel can't burn steel beams. I can also believe that a large aircraft slamming into a building would cause massive damage, and that fire can weaken almost any structure, even if it can't melt it.
#97 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
Not only did you kill the joke, but you clearly have no knowledge of how the WTC collapsed.

Bet you have a small penis too, you faggot.
#173 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
Building 7, faggot.
User avatar #164 - oceanfrank (03/09/2015) [-]
englighten me then anon, how did the WTC collapse?
User avatar #154 - alucardexplain (03/09/2015) [-]
Is that you MikedelScorcho? Well you got me, I do have a tiny penis. One time, I tried to surprise sex my girl. She didn't even notice. When I came on her face, she woke up and thought the roof had sprung a leak.
#29 - Bottlenose dolphins can be pretty dangerous in the open ocean.… 03/08/2015 on Mildly interesting 0
#81 - Mike Ness of Social Distortion does a kick ass cover… 03/04/2015 on Pepole pt 5 0
#154 - Where in my statement do I imply that just because I have a co… 03/04/2015 on The Fermi Paradox -1
#66 - War leads to innovation So many of our technological advan…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2015 on The Fermi Paradox +2
#139 - anonymous (03/04/2015) [-]
War is innovative and destructive. The only reason recent wars have brought more innovation than destruction is because western civilization realized it's wrong to burn down infrastructure and kill skilled workers. For example, what if America had killed all the Nazi scientists?
#83 - anonymous (03/04/2015) [-]
War can lead to innovation. Doesn't mean it leads to innovation for others. They could have been in such a devastating war for so long that neither side was able to innovate.

Also, you completely skipped my other major point. What say you? Either tackle it all or don't bother. Don't cherrypick.
User avatar #154 - MikedelScorcho (03/04/2015) [-]
Where in my statement do I imply that just because I have a counterpoint to one of your arguments that your entire line of thinking must be wrong? Learn to allow your ideas to be engaged constructively rather than getting offended. Your other "major point" is part of the same line of thought; it's not separate from the thought for which I offered a counterpoint.
#560 - Theyre probably used to throwing a fit for their parents and h… 02/18/2015 on 12 year old unleashes the... +1
#559 - ..."Hello?" 02/18/2015 on 12 year old unleashes the... +1


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User avatar #5 - diamondstuff ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
go talk to this guy please funnyjunk.com/Suicide/text/5450040/
User avatar #1 - agking (11/13/2010) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - MikedelScorcho (11/14/2010) [-]
hey hows it going? Do I know you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - agking (11/14/2010) [-]
no lol
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