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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:Arizona
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#21649 - **MichaelDoritos rolls 3** I hate the number 5 12/15/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#42643 - vocaroo.com/i/s0AuBDfZMp1Q "Frosty the snowman" ha… 12/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#382 - Pregnancy tests and coathangers 12/09/2012 on Walmart +2
#181 - Oh well. I live near Grumpy Cat anyway, fuck yeah. 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat 0
#174 - Wow. I did not even see that. I am retarded.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat +1
User avatar #176 - soerd (12/09/2012) [-]
it's easy to miss typos, when you read you mostly just see what your brain thinks you should.
User avatar #181 - MichaelDoritos (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh well. I live near Grumpy Cat anyway, fuck yeah.
#161 - Morristown is a fairly small town outside of Phoenix. I live i…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat 0
User avatar #167 - soerd (12/09/2012) [-]
he was making fun of your typo.

captain obvious away
User avatar #174 - MichaelDoritos (12/09/2012) [-]
Wow. I did not even see that.


I am retarded.
User avatar #176 - soerd (12/09/2012) [-]
it's easy to miss typos, when you read you mostly just see what your brain thinks you should.
User avatar #181 - MichaelDoritos (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh well. I live near Grumpy Cat anyway, fuck yeah.
#143 - I love 40 minutes away from Morristown.... …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Not So Grumpy Cat +1
#156 - zenethe (12/09/2012) [-]
what do you love about the areas 40 minutes away from Morristown?

Also is it 40 minutes away in any direction or just one area that's 40 minutes away?
User avatar #161 - MichaelDoritos (12/09/2012) [-]
Morristown is a fairly small town outside of Phoenix. I live in Sun City, which is near the edge of phoenix, so it's pretty much a drive along one long-ass road and then I'm there.
User avatar #167 - soerd (12/09/2012) [-]
he was making fun of your typo.

captain obvious away
User avatar #174 - MichaelDoritos (12/09/2012) [-]
Wow. I did not even see that.


I am retarded.
User avatar #176 - soerd (12/09/2012) [-]
it's easy to miss typos, when you read you mostly just see what your brain thinks you should.
User avatar #181 - MichaelDoritos (12/09/2012) [-]
Oh well. I live near Grumpy Cat anyway, fuck yeah.
#41924 - You know, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I think O…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #42009 - thecjss (12/09/2012) [-]
I can not sing like that so they can do what they do better than I could do what they do, regardless of studio editing.
User avatar #41925 - suikerpapa (12/08/2012) [-]
Just because they can sing well, doesn't mean they deserve this popularity. They are unoriginal, and they get way too much popularity. They're just another boyband.
#41930 - gritsreborn (12/08/2012) [-]
"Just because they make music that millions of people enjoy and willingly buy means they don't deserve the popularity they have."

Okay.
User avatar #41937 - suikerpapa (12/08/2012) [-]
people buy their music because they're popular, that's how plebs work
#41939 - gritsreborn (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah sure, whatever you need to tell yourself
User avatar #41940 - suikerpapa (12/08/2012) [-]
you're an idiot. The people that listen to 1D have no opinion on music, they just listen to it because everybody else does.
#41942 - gritsreborn (12/08/2012) [-]
Keep harboring all that unjustified hatred to a teen boy band who hasn't done anything to you. Their fans buy their music because they enjoy it and they got popular my making music those people enjoyed. You being in denial or having pent up jealousy isn't going to change the facts.
User avatar #41945 - suikerpapa (12/08/2012) [-]
you do know that they came to be because they won x-factor right? At x-factor, the public has the major vote, so it's really a popularity contest, and since they're 5 good looking boys with decent voices, they were bound to win. But it has nothing to do with their actual talent. Anybody who actually enjoyed their music, would go looking for more, and find out that they are, even in their genre, not that good.
#41946 - gritsreborn (12/08/2012) [-]
There isn't such thing as "talent" in music. It's all subjective and based on personal preference.
User avatar #42002 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (12/09/2012) [-]
If there's no such thing as talent, then how is anybody good at what they do?TALENT exists and is determined by how well somebody can perform, and write, as artists. Whether they are GOOD or not is subjective and based on perspective. Fucking moron, you can't say that there is no talent in music. Music is ABOUT being talented at making sounds people enjoy. Pop music like 1d is about making sound people enjoy for MONEY. THAT is their talent, their ability to take simple chords and a nice voice, and make lots of people listen because it's simple and catchy.
User avatar #41947 - suikerpapa (12/08/2012) [-]
that's bullshit, there most certainly is a concept of talent.
#41948 - gritsreborn (12/08/2012) [-]
No there isn't. You can try to make up things if you want, and try to act like you're some kind of judge of talent, but you'd still be wrong. If you want to argue otherwise you can give me a universal set of rules that judge talent in music. Until then I don't see why you're arguing a point you can't support.
User avatar #41950 - suikerpapa (12/08/2012) [-]
There's no arguing with you so I'm gonna bugger off. Fucking moron

inb4 "u mad bro? U got no arguments bro?"
#41958 - gritsreborn (12/08/2012) [-]
Tail between your legs huh?

"Hurr I don't have an argument at all so I'll just pretend like I've already won, and predict you'll say I don't have an argument in an attempt to salvage my sad little ego."

I gave you your argument for you, you just had to fill in the blanks. Yet you saw that, knew you still didn't have anything, and ran off like a bitch. That's just sad.
User avatar #42010 - thecjss (12/09/2012) [-]
Talent is as meaningless as the reviewer who says a band has it.
User avatar #41934 - akg (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah they deserve it, and they also deserve to go bankrupt in a couple of years as they will. Or join Disney Channel.
#52 - My girlfriend has sweet potatoes. 12/08/2012 on Which one would you choose? 0
#33 - My girlfriend of 7 months is a virgin and is very very VERY im…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on WANTED +1
#52 - fullbodycondom (12/05/2012) [-]
Your girlfriend is only 7 months old?
#11 - Have you ever tried opening a door with the handle covered in … 12/02/2012 on epic idea 0
#5 - "Music soothes the soul, when we see the musician to a ho… 12/02/2012 on Music soothes the soul +14
#56458 - Just got a used 2000 Silverado 1500 a week ago. First truck I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Social Board +2
User avatar #56508 - OptimusRhyme (12/01/2012) [-]
im doing pretty great. my bf and his best friend decided to join together and buy me a 37 inch tv for christmas :D
#56473 - hashketchum (12/01/2012) [-]
That's a pretty sexy first truck you got yourself there. I don't currently have my own car, but sometimes i get to use this beauty to get to college.

User avatar #56464 - alexanderburns (12/01/2012) [-]
Well, I just ate some Hawaiian pizza. It was pretty good.

And I finally perfected a poem, that I wrote last year, today.

Pretty good day.
#51 - Holy shit....I want. 12/01/2012 on Remember This 0
#46 - I have never owned one of these or even seen it. What is it?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Remember This +2
#50 - N. Korean citizen (12/01/2012) [-]
A bird with it's weight in front so it can balance on only it's beak. Plastic ofc.
User avatar #51 - MichaelDoritos (12/01/2012) [-]
Holy shit....I want.
#342 - I don't have a pic of her boobs, but I can safely say they are…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Ginger Girls vs Ginger Boys +2
#366 - myuu (11/25/2012) [-]
Not her boobs, the man said bobs.
#373 - indegi (11/25/2012) [-]
I don't know why, but I found that hilarious......
#334 - I have only 1 friend who is a ginger, and she's not bad if you…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Ginger Girls vs Ginger Boys +4
User avatar #396 - cakeisawesome (11/25/2012) [-]
i definitely thought you were bam margera
User avatar #393 - YoshiBond (11/25/2012) [-]
You remind me of Jontron
#111 - You didn't use mine. I hate you. 11/25/2012 on squidward comp +1
#120 - I laughed far more than I should have. 11/25/2012 on >dickfarts 0
#87 - 10/10 Would play bingo with  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on everytime +33
User avatar #88 - scootalooney (11/24/2012) [-]
#43
#40073 - vocaroo.com/i/s0KYC7uzxOaS I recorded a mini vocal cover of …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #40075 - youthhh (11/24/2012) [-]
You're gonna get some shit for that. Not bad, I liked your voice. But people here do hate Black Veil Brides.
#43 - Mine is a little more seasonally acceptable. 11/23/2012 on Beyond Awesome +1
#107 - I tried my best. 11/23/2012 on give squidward a face +3
#39899 - Blood on the Dance Floor. Officially the gay es…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +3
User avatar #40449 - norsky (11/27/2012) [-]
Agreed, there just awful
User avatar #39917 - aabbccddeeff (11/22/2012) [-]
Don't forget BrokeNCYDE and Jeffree Star
#39906 - schnofi (11/22/2012) [-]
A song about cyber sex?
#59 - I'd like verification of that.... 11/21/2012 on Title 0
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User avatar #58 - instakill (10/02/2012) [-]
don't step on a lego
#53 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
are you straight?
User avatar #55 to #53 - MichaelDoritos (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes sir.
#56 to #55 - N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
Damn it! U_U
User avatar #57 to #56 - MichaelDoritos (08/13/2012) [-]
Sorry :P
User avatar #44 - MichaelDoritos (07/05/2012) [-]
Sometimes I really wonder if you notice anything at all...
User avatar #45 to #55 - zomba **User deleted account** (07/11/2012) [-]
bitch i notice everything
User avatar #47 to #57 - zomba **User deleted account** (07/11/2012) [-]
nigga you heard me
User avatar #48 to #58 - MichaelDoritos (07/11/2012) [-]
This is a wonderful day in America.
User avatar #49 to #59 - zomba **User deleted account** (07/11/2012) [-]
Amerika*
Ant ve art living en it.
User avatar #50 to #60 - MichaelDoritos (07/11/2012) [-]
'MURRICA
User avatar #51 to #61 - zomba **User deleted account** (07/11/2012) [-]
it's wunderbar
User avatar #38 - quackle ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]
I'd still bang- okay, this is getting old. Sup?
User avatar #39 to #49 - MichaelDoritos (06/18/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
User avatar #40 to #50 - quackle ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Hi, how's your day going? ^^
User avatar #41 to #51 - MichaelDoritos (06/18/2012) [-]
Purty good, how bout you?
#42 to #52 - quackle ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
Yes, I'm fine too.
MFW I saw your comic.
Dayumm.
User avatar #43 to #53 - MichaelDoritos (06/18/2012) [-]
Lol well thank you. Message me?
User avatar #35 - stillfreeman (10/22/2011) [-]
happy birthday dude :D
#33 - teerollie ONLINE (10/21/2011) [-]
Happy birthday. =]
User avatar #34 to #40 - MichaelDoritos (10/21/2011) [-]
D'aaawwww thanks (:
#31 - xclassifiedx (10/16/2011) [-]
And that sir makes a total of over a thousand thumbs in two comments........
And that sir makes a total of over a thousand thumbs in two comments........
User avatar #32 to #38 - MichaelDoritos (10/16/2011) [-]
Holy dicks.
User avatar #25 - MichaelDoritos (07/28/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 3** This
User avatar #26 to #26 - MichaelDoritos (07/28/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 6** plus this
User avatar #27 to #27 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 1** Is this.
User avatar #28 to #34 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 7** times this.
User avatar #29 to #35 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 2** plus this.
User avatar #30 to #36 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
3+6 = 1 (7+2)
9 = 1 (9)
9 = 9

Fuck yeah.
#54 to #30 - N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#23 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
you sir deserve this <(^_^<)
#24 to #24 - MichaelDoritos (04/19/2011) [-]
HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK!!
User avatar #21 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 11** >.>
User avatar #20 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 61**
User avatar #18 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 94**
#22 to #19 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
The year of my birth O_O
#11 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
My next roll will be how many inches your dick is!
#12 to #11 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 3**
User avatar #13 to #12 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
From the ground
#14 to #14 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 7,530**
The size of my dick..
User avatar #15 to #15 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 1** the ACTUAL size of it, in millimeters.
#16 to #16 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
But the ladies still love it!
And they dont gotta worry about gagging! (:
#19 to #17 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
wow, look at Pikachu's BOWLSACK.
#10 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 385,440,922**
User avatar #9 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 25**
User avatar #4 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
btw, thumbing all ur stuff ether way
User avatar #5 to #4 - MichaelDoritos (03/01/2011) [-]
I would thumb up your comment, but for some reason no matter what I do, I cant thumb up or down on comments. Sorry dude.
#7 to #5 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
i just got 100 anyways but thanks anyways
i just got 100 anyways but thanks anyways
User avatar #3 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
well, i have 96 thumbs and i need 100 for grey txt so i was wondering if you could thumb this for me
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/17017378#c261
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