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MichaelDoritos

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/michaeldoritos
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/bigdautorio
Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:4/02/2014
Location:Arizona
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11943 total,  13943 ,  2000
Comment Thumbs: 10785 total,  12742 ,  1957
Content Level Progress: 83% (415/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 307 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 308 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:9
Content Views:305008
Times Content Favorited:460 times
Total Comments Made:2399
FJ Points:23672
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Text Posts

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    Lol newfag Lol newfag
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    Jesus Jesus
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    Uploaded: 09/10/12
    Fireworks Fireworks
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    Uploaded: 09/12/12
    God Dammit God Dammit
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    Uploaded: 09/06/12
    I am fucking retarded I am fucking retarded
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    Uploaded: 08/21/12
    We're NASA and we know it We're NASA and we know it
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Pictures

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    Uploaded: 08/14/12
    What she actually looks like What she actually looks like
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    Uploaded: 06/17/12
    That will freak someone out someday That will freak someone out someday
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    Uploaded: 03/20/12
    Oh really? Oh really?
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    Uploaded: 09/08/12
    Every day... Every day...
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    Uploaded: 09/15/12
    How I feel How I feel
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    Uploaded: 09/26/12
    Women Women
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YouTube

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    Uploaded: 09/02/12
    How to turn your cat into a machine gun How to turn your cat into a...
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    Uploaded: 07/09/11
    Epic Sax player Epic Sax player
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    Comments: 1
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    Uploaded: 11/18/11
    What the fuck What the fuck
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    Uploaded: 11/11/12
    Chicken Chicken

GIFs

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    Uploaded: 11/11/11
    Almost Almost

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latest user's comments

#101 - Picture 03/21/2014 on trying to kiss my gf when... +1
#5 - It's a bigass moth. I live in Arizona, so I don't see too many…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Look what I found at work 0
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#8 - atnyne (03/17/2014) [-]
I also live in Arizona and I see many large moths. Not of this species but definitely moths this size and even larger.
#1021 - I would like you to attempt saying my last name, and post a Vo… 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#8 - At night. 02/24/2014 on Call of the dootle +5
#129 - I work at a McDonald's in Sun City, AZ. The thing about Sun Ci… 02/01/2014 on Fast Food Tips pt 2 +1
#397 - Howdy. 01/27/2014 on Faces of FJ +4
#290 - **MichaelDoritos rolled a random image posted in comment #42… 12/13/2013 on Try it, faggot 0
#23 - I have never met anyone that even looks remotely like me, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2013 on That hurts I guess 0
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#89 - tesarrior (12/13/2013) [-]
pffft white people looks same
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#34 - ovaca (12/13/2013) [-]
I look exactly like spoon (spoonerism, youtube)
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#31 - myaccountisnew (12/13/2013) [-]
Clearly you are.
#12 - I saw snow once in my life, for about an hour. It wasn't even … 12/12/2013 on Pure Happiness 0
#131 - Stafford fitted button-up shirt - $14 Hot Topic slim fit s… 12/12/2013 on Billion 0
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#61 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
hey comeback, you're cool!!!
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User avatar #58 - instakill (10/02/2012) [-]
don't step on a lego
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#53 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
are you straight?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - MichaelDoritos (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes sir.
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#56 to #55 - anon (08/13/2012) [-]
Damn it! U_U
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User avatar #57 to #56 - MichaelDoritos (08/13/2012) [-]
Sorry :P
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User avatar #44 - MichaelDoritos (07/05/2012) [-]
Sometimes I really wonder if you notice anything at all...
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User avatar #48 to #58 - MichaelDoritos (07/11/2012) [-]
This is a wonderful day in America.
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User avatar #50 to #60 - MichaelDoritos (07/11/2012) [-]
'MURRICA
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User avatar #35 - stillfreeman (10/22/2011) [-]
happy birthday dude :D
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#33 - teerollie (10/21/2011) [-]
Happy birthday. =]
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User avatar #34 to #40 - MichaelDoritos (10/21/2011) [-]
D'aaawwww thanks (:
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#31 - xclassifiedx (10/16/2011) [-]
And that sir makes a total of over a thousand thumbs in two comments........
And that sir makes a total of over a thousand thumbs in two comments........
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User avatar #32 to #38 - MichaelDoritos (10/16/2011) [-]
Holy dicks.
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User avatar #25 - MichaelDoritos (07/28/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 3** This
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User avatar #26 to #26 - MichaelDoritos (07/28/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 6** plus this
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User avatar #27 to #27 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 1** Is this.
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User avatar #28 to #34 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 7** times this.
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User avatar #29 to #35 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 2** plus this.
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User avatar #30 to #36 - MichaelDoritos (09/06/2011) [-]
3+6 = 1 (7+2)
9 = 1 (9)
9 = 9

**** yeah.
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#54 to #30 - anon (08/01/2012) [-]
Seems legit
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#23 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
you sir deserve this <(^_^<)
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#24 to #24 - MichaelDoritos (04/19/2011) [-]
HOLY **** ! I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK!!
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User avatar #21 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 11** >.>
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User avatar #20 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 61**
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User avatar #18 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 94**
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#22 to #19 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
The year of my birth O_O
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#11 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
My next roll will be how many inches your dick is!
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#12 to #11 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 3**
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User avatar #13 to #12 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
From the ground
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#14 to #14 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 7,530**
The size of my dick..
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User avatar #15 to #15 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
**MichaelDoritos rolls 1** the ACTUAL size of it, in millimeters.
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#16 to #16 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
But the ladies still love it!
And they dont gotta worry about gagging! (:
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#19 to #17 - MichaelDoritos (04/03/2011) [-]
wow, look at Pikachu's BOWLSACK.
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#10 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 385,440,922**
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User avatar #9 - FaithElise (04/03/2011) [-]
**FaithElise rolls 25**
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User avatar #4 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
btw, thumbing all ur stuff ether way
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User avatar #5 to #4 - MichaelDoritos (03/01/2011) [-]
I would thumb up your comment, but for some reason no matter what I do, I cant thumb up or down on comments. Sorry dude.
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#7 to #5 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
i just got 100 anyways but thanks anyways
i just got 100 anyways but thanks anyways
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User avatar #3 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
well, i have 96 thumbs and i need 100 for grey txt so i was wondering if you could thumb this for me
http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/17017378#c261
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User avatar #1 - screename (03/01/2011) [-]
hey could u help me?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - MichaelDoritos (03/01/2011) [-]
How so?
 
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