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Mesmus

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Date Signed Up:2/10/2010
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#32 - I'm sorry but that gif  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Thank you ATM +4
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#84 - MysticTomatoe (10/22/2013) [-]
-"Carefully, carefully, carefully"
-"LEEEEERRRROOOOY JEEEENKIINSS"
#30 - Its been like this for a few years now 10/21/2013 on Thank you ATM 0
#51 - If you love burst fire you cant go wrong with AN 94. *****… 10/21/2013 on ... 0
#32 - dis ***** 10/21/2013 on Smoking kills 0
#124 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Puns -1
#28 - Picture 10/21/2013 on Dig-evolve +2
#14 - Is that a Siamese cat  [+] (9 new replies) 10/21/2013 on A New Low Even For Krillin +2
#94 - anon (10/22/2013) [-]
Bills is based on Toriyama's Pet cat.

Who got like Cancer or something and just would not fucking die.

So he thought. It was some kinda demon cat and made it a dbz villian.
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#113 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (10/22/2013) [-]
hes not really a villian if you think about it, he chose not to destroy earth, he just has a short temper and he his the god of destruction, he just does what he does.
#21 - arthurdetoo (10/21/2013) [-]
I think it is a sphynx, the whole Egypt thing and all.
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#27 - salihzzz (10/21/2013) [-]
i think he's suposed to be anubis
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#33 - fozzoul (10/21/2013) [-]
Anubis was a dog tho
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#34 - salihzzz (10/21/2013) [-]
my bad
#35 - fozzoul (10/21/2013) [-]
Egyptian mythology is wierd and all over the place. cant blame you for making a mistake.

To clear things up:
Anubis the god of death is a dog.
Ra the god of the sun is a bird (phoenix).
And Bastet godess of cats (woho what a title) is a cat (duh).

Also, Bastet is Ra's daughter, and she defends him from a giant snake (forgot its name...) as he rises the sun everyday. and when night comes Anubis kills Ra, and thus the sun "dies". And then, in the morning he gets reborn from his ashes and another day begins anew.

So its basically the cirkle of life and death. Hope i didnt get anything wrong tho, its been a while since i read egyptian mythology.
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#64 - ugottanked (10/22/2013) [-]
the giant snake youre thinking of is apophis, essentially destruction incarnate
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#19 - idoliam (10/21/2013) [-]
If you please
#23 - **Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Rus… 10/21/2013 on Reaction to the best plot ever 0
#30 - And every hit counts with that gun. Its just so versatile... 10/21/2013 on ... 0
#16 - Being 100 rpm faster yes it does shoot faster but who even use…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on ... 0
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#17 - roflstorm (10/21/2013) [-]
I get 3 kills with one clip if i'm lucky.
#12 - Well that depends on how you use it. At close to medium ranges… 10/21/2013 on ... 0
#38 - That is hilarious. 10/21/2013 on Bread 0
#6 - AEK-971 chews through ammo like a fat cunt at maccas  [+] (20 new replies) 10/21/2013 on ... +8
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#69 - dwarfman (10/21/2013) [-]
Found the Aussie!
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#66 - folkflunky (10/21/2013) [-]
Nigga do you even L85A1?

Seriously, that gun's cash.
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#29 - motherduck (10/21/2013) [-]
M16A3 runs out of ammo fairly quick
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#44 - mustlol (10/21/2013) [-]
I main that shit, I love the hell out of the M16.
#87 - bitchpleaseshutup (10/21/2013) [-]
SCAR-L masterrace
#88 - mustlol (10/21/2013) [-]
You have forced my hand
#90 - bitchpleaseshutup (10/21/2013) [-]
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#47 - motherduck (10/21/2013) [-]
I think the best set up for it is a Kobra Sight,Suppressor and a Foregrip.Its fucking OP
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#71 - neokun (10/21/2013) [-]
I have never really found a silencer necessary unless its for looks.
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#76 - motherduck (10/21/2013) [-]
I dont like the enemy knowing where I am because I like to sneak up on them.Its just so I wont show up on the mini map.I only use it for Assault and Engineer though.
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#50 - mustlol (10/21/2013) [-]
RDS and Foregrip is all I need, maybe i'd switch out to an Acog or Holographic. I'd post my battlelog info but I haven't played in 4 months.
#30 - Mesmus (10/21/2013) [-]
And every hit counts with that gun. Its just so versatile...
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#14 - roflstorm (10/21/2013) [-]
That's nothing.
The FAMAS devours a full magazine of 26 in less than 2 frigging seconds.
It scarfs down ammo in a time faster than that of reloading the damn thing.
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#16 - Mesmus (10/21/2013) [-]
Being 100 rpm faster yes it does shoot faster but who even uses it anyway. Cant kill more than 2 people with one clip :/
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#17 - roflstorm (10/21/2013) [-]
I get 3 kills with one clip if i'm lucky.
#11 - Logicaltightrope (10/21/2013) [-]
I don't get how people can deal with high RPM assault rifles like that. So I stick to the M416 when using AR's, generally.
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#20 - raggedyswagg (10/21/2013) [-]
Ever tried burst fire only AR's? The KH2002 is generally hated but I fucking love it.
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#51 - Mesmus (10/21/2013) [-]
If you love burst fire you cant go wrong with AN 94. Fucking beast of a gun.
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#43 - Logicaltightrope (10/21/2013) [-]
Meh, I tried one but it never really stood out for me so I didn't stick to it. I do use burst mode sometimes, but i'm just not used to it and never really practiced.
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#12 - Mesmus (10/21/2013) [-]
Well that depends on how you use it. At close to medium ranges this gun rocks and if the recoil is too much then you should control it abit. Works out well. But yeah with a high rate of fire and a gun that kicks hard you don't wanna go for long range kills.
#81 - **Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at At…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Co-op -1
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#84 - Zeigh (10/21/2013) [-]
inb4 source requests.
Puella magi madoka magica
#75 - wheres the funny 10/21/2013 on Most expensive things 0
#77 - hwat 10/21/2013 on I Can't Even Reaction! +1
#45 - Picture 10/21/2013 on Tom 0
#8 - Picture 10/21/2013 on Creepin up on da pussy 0
#110 - **Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #3985248 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2013 on Rich! +1
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#126 - keatontheghostfox (10/26/2013) [-]
You became a pimp?
#237 - I like 10/20/2013 on been around,right? 0
#86 - Picture 08/28/2013 on Period Man 0
#104 - Nah sounds like you had them taken away from you 08/28/2013 on Talking About Pokemon IRL +7
#84 - **Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Bl… 08/28/2013 on Silent Killers 0
#28 - Roll of the century? 08/28/2013 on heuhuehuehuehueheh 0
#97 - If only pub engineers would help each other with their buildin… 08/28/2013 on Extreme makeover 0

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#25 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Morning.
#28 to #27 - Mesmus (05/31/2015) [-]
*afternoon but okay
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Good whatever the **** your timezone is.
#30 to #29 - Mesmus (05/31/2015) [-]
kek

well im gonna assume yours is America since we are in front
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #32 to #31 - Mesmus (05/31/2015) [-]
Yes indeedy
User avatar #33 to #32 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
How's your day coming along?
User avatar #34 to #33 - Mesmus (05/31/2015) [-]
Ehh same **** i guess, vidya with a side of moar vidya
User avatar #35 to #34 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/31/2015) [-]
What kind of Vidya?
User avatar #36 to #35 - Mesmus (05/31/2015) [-]
bertlefield 4
werld of wercreft
geeteeaye v
#3 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Mesmus (12/16/2012) [-]
hai2u
User avatar #5 to #4 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
kick boxing kitties are awesome.
#6 to #5 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
so how are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
Im well thanks hows u
User avatar #9 to #8 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
just having a hard time getting to sleep. =(
User avatar #10 to #9 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
its day time here :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
well texas it is isn't now it's 9:17 AM.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
haha its bed time over here now :P
User avatar #13 to #12 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
but you know you don' wanna lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
so true. but i feel like im gonna sleep on the keyboard haha
User avatar #15 to #14 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
I can't say I've ever done that, although i have known people to do it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
I havnt done it cause i like to sleep in bed :) anyways im off lol cya
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackrosedragon ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
good night.
#1 - karidagur (09/07/2012) [-]
COMMENT RAPE


your virginity is mine!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mesmus (09/07/2012) [-]
Yay my first comment!!
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