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Mesmus  

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Date Signed Up:2/10/2010
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#114 - I have no idea what is going on  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on 4chan needs your help! +3
User avatar #119 - cedrock (05/30/2013) [-]
Read the thing I commented above you.
#32 - Picture 05/30/2013 on No TV? -1
#17 - Lets just pretend that i put OP next to the kid cause i have n…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on The Mark of OP +4
#82 - ixchiefxi (06/03/2013) [-]
I know it isn't exactly what you asked for, but I hope this works for you.
#40 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/30/2013) [-]
that kids so unlucky even the planet he lives on itself has it out for him
#51 - Picture 05/30/2013 on eltiT +2
#125 - I was thinking of getting into some RTS games and LoL seems po…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2013 on LoL 0
User avatar #235 - sonicg (05/30/2013) [-]
Really? when I first started people were really nice and helped me out a lot.
User avatar #144 - mistersig (05/30/2013) [-]
Just don't tell them you're a noob and get some online tips for your champ if you mess up think of a good cover that'll give you an answer without exposing your noobieness
#142 - polelick (05/30/2013) [-]
no its ok when you start off because the game matches you up with people of your level, also playing bots helps you to get a hand on what you have to do and the basic mechanics, however when you get to level 30 (highest level) you can opt to play ranked.... and in ranked you get some of the most toxic people i have ever seen on a game, so i would give it a go, but if you just want to enjoy the game, dont play ranked. (unless you have mad skills)
User avatar #140 - scorcho (05/30/2013) [-]
dota 2. do it.
User avatar #131 - burgermeatt (05/30/2013) [-]
That's what turned me off it. play with a friend and it's a whole lot better, i still respect the newer players or inexperienced (i'm still new less then 1 month into it) and try to help.
It can be a struggle against the really stupid ones who have actually played a bit and still have no idea on how to do teamwork.
User avatar #129 - capnfappy (05/30/2013) [-]
If you can look past the cancerous community, LoL is a fantastic game.
User avatar #126 - stroopie (05/30/2013) [-]
LoL is a great game but highly advise you to not play solo, play with at least 1 friend.
also don't think you will be good in your first game... you won't be
#37 - Huge repost but its just too cute to get mad at 05/30/2013 on HA +1
#129 - Thats what the internet is for silly goose 05/30/2013 on Whoever dominates in bed... +5
#113 - Except that my PC only cost like $400 dollars and i dont get s…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on How I see it 0
#115 - fuckingniggerjew (05/30/2013) [-]
yep only those "Hardcore tryhard rich faggots upgrade their pcs' every month just to showoff.
Iam happy with my 3 year old pc for ~800$ with monitor.
#109 - This is why i play PC only tbh... such a hassle and a money si…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2013 on How I see it -2
#121 - unoletmehavename (05/30/2013) [-]
Same.And also I find it hard to aim on consoles
#110 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
So instead you get a two thousand dollar computer for which you need to upgrade regularly with a variety of things like graphics chips costing hundreds of dollars? PC gaming is alot of things but cheaper is not one of them...
User avatar #113 - Mesmus (05/30/2013) [-]
Except that my PC only cost like $400 dollars and i dont get sucked in by all the new HD graphics games that are a huge money sink.
#115 - fuckingniggerjew (05/30/2013) [-]
yep only those "Hardcore tryhard rich faggots upgrade their pcs' every month just to showoff.
Iam happy with my 3 year old pc for ~800$ with monitor.
#156 - I don't think its hard to tell they look really fucked up in t… 05/30/2013 on Guess which one is photoshoped 0
#121 - ty please accept this  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Whoever dominates in bed... 0
#132 - agonix (05/30/2013) [-]
Man I'd fuck that cat hard.
#133 - calawesome (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #122 - abiku (05/30/2013) [-]
KITTY!!!
#119 - GOD DAMN IT WHY DO U CUNTS HAVE TO FLAG IT  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Whoever dominates in bed... +2
User avatar #128 - sirevivitan (05/30/2013) [-]
Because it probably was repulsive and disgusting.
User avatar #129 - Mesmus (05/30/2013) [-]
Thats what the internet is for silly goose
#118 - WHAT WAS IT PLS TELL ME D:  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Whoever dominates in bed... 0
#152 - confusedasian (05/30/2013) [-]
Man and woman having sexual intercourse. The girl is on top going up and down. She goes down at a wrong angle (I guess.) and his penis snapped in half. May you never have to witness the horror. Going through the comments, this is the name of the porn actress; Abella Anderson. Maybe if you look her up you will find the image. I recommend that you don't.
User avatar #131 - zzzanzitron (05/30/2013) [-]
kind of someone's dick bending in the most unappropriate way
#117 - tell me more sir  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Whoever dominates in bed... +1
User avatar #120 - abiku (05/30/2013) [-]
Um.. well, AIDS is spread my fluid-to bloodstream contact. So, things like unprotected oral on a person with AIDS is often fairly safe, unless he or she has open mouth or throat sores. A male has no fluids or openings or thin places that lead to the bloodstream, so, its hard for a male to contract AIDS via sticking his dick in AIDS-juice. On the other hand, its very easy for a female or someone engaging in anal, there is thin skin that has shallow blood vessels (can absorb the virus) or fragile skin that breaks easily. So unless a guy has an open sore, gets buttfucked, or has AIDS shoved up his urethra, its hard to contract AIDS through sex.
#121 - Mesmus (05/30/2013) [-]
ty please accept this
#132 - agonix (05/30/2013) [-]
Man I'd fuck that cat hard.
#133 - calawesome (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #122 - abiku (05/30/2013) [-]
KITTY!!!
#14 - You alright there 05/30/2013 on Run for fun? 0
#13 - I heard that potato  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Run for fun? -3
User avatar #17 - connorusinvictus (05/30/2013) [-]
I heard that.... that.... it was... a uh... quite exciting time.
#51 - All i want is one mckorky bruger with no shit... 05/30/2013 on Strange routine 0
#230 - Picture 05/30/2013 on Eeeeww 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Dude WTFFFF +29
#48 - ohnotwoone (05/30/2013) [-]
Cats face when car accident.
User avatar #34 - pinstre (05/30/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #35 - Mesmus (05/30/2013) [-]
Dont know sorry
#36 - hakuna my tatas  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2013 on guys know the feel +41
#61 - jdbbx (05/30/2013) [-]
I always read this as Inmyhumbleopiniontep.
#37 - crimzonsoulreaper (05/30/2013) [-]
#66 - gersonalvat (05/30/2013) [-]
I-I smile like that...
#54 - danilawleit (05/30/2013) [-]
Here you are.
#70 - crimzonsoulreaper (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh my god, thank you so much! xD
#178 - im 21 sir and not sure about hookers dont wanna catch something D:  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Beta deaf speech 0
#180 - diamondperzik (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeh that's true,
a man 21 aint that bad you'll find someone!
#182 - i want the gel thingy 05/30/2013 on stuff n' things +1
#169 - ya but there was some commotion going on frontpage earlier abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Crossing Bridge +1
User avatar #170 - butterisgood (05/30/2013) [-]
I think the commotion was about the pronunciation, not the spelling, i don't really remember now.
#174 - >be me > super ultra mega fucking shy to girls …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Beta deaf speech +2
User avatar #183 - spudge (05/30/2013) [-]
Here's a tip... just find a chick to be really good friends with. even if she's butt ugly. you don't have to bang her or anything

She will bring you out of your shell and you'll get more confidence to talk to other girls
#184 - Mesmus (05/30/2013) [-]
That is good advice i will do my best
User avatar #186 - spudge (05/30/2013) [-]
it should work bro
#176 - diamondperzik (05/30/2013) [-]
Psh please,
How old are you? because eventually you'll get laid,
if not, just hire someone to do it for you ;)
better than dying a virgin
User avatar #178 - Mesmus (05/30/2013) [-]
im 21 sir and not sure about hookers dont wanna catch something D:
#180 - diamondperzik (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeh that's true,
a man 21 aint that bad you'll find someone!
#27 - They are pretty decent cars though  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on 6 years for this moment +7
User avatar #148 - AMTZ (06/01/2013) [-]
I have to hand it to them. Hondas are pretty durable little cars. I know this because I'm a mechanic and I rarely do anything more than maintenance work to hondas.
User avatar #105 - crabcorehero (05/30/2013) [-]
i'll say. i've had a few for dirt track racecars. pretty quick and small. i love them, and will always buy them if i get the opportunity.
#34 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Civics are driven by grannies here.
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#18 - ixchiefxi (06/03/2013) [-]
Fuck it, I will put this here too. Enjoy
Fuck it, I will put this here too. Enjoy
User avatar #19 to #18 - Mesmus ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
Lol thanks
#21 to #19 - ixchiefxi (06/04/2013) [-]
Version 2.0 now with more red thumbs
Version 2.0 now with more red thumbs
User avatar #20 to #19 - ixchiefxi (06/04/2013) [-]
I started this a couple of days ago, then I got side tracked. IDK I might add some stuff to it, but I figured you should get a copy of it.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Mesmus ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
Yeah this one looks good as well
User avatar #4 to #3 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
hai2u
User avatar #5 to #4 - blackrosedragon (12/16/2012) [-]
kick boxing kitties are awesome.
#6 to #5 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #6 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
so how are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Im well thanks hows u
User avatar #9 to #8 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
just having a hard time getting to sleep. =(
User avatar #10 to #9 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
its day time here :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
well texas it is isn't now it's 9:17 AM.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
haha its bed time over here now :P
User avatar #13 to #12 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
but you know you don' wanna lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
so true. but i feel like im gonna sleep on the keyboard haha
User avatar #15 to #14 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
I can't say I've ever done that, although i have known people to do it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Mesmus ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
I havnt done it cause i like to sleep in bed :) anyways im off lol cya
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
good night.
#1 - karidagur ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
COMMENT RAPE


your virginity is mine!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mesmus ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
Yay my first comment!!
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