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Mesmus    

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    Uploaded: 12/26/13
    u bein cheeky m8 u bein cheeky m8
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#6 - I thought the joke had something to do with the crooked lines … 05/07/2014 on Genius -20
#109 - Yeah, but have you ever had your hand in those ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Crab 0
User avatar #110 - deathweaver (05/07/2014) [-]
I have. I just made the assumption in this post that the guy was pointing a knife at it and somehow the crab managed to wrangle it from him.
#51 - **Mesmus rolled image ** YFW 05/07/2014 on perfection -3
#69 - I would love to blow my load all over that face though 05/07/2014 on A mini donkey -1
#116 - **Mesmus rolled image ** MFW i cbf shaving 05/07/2014 on I've made a horrible mistake 0
#104 - **Mesmus rolled image ** PIRATE 05/07/2014 on Crab 0
#102 - You dont see they have ******* pincers for hands m8?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Crab 0
User avatar #108 - deathweaver (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but even if the crab was holding onto it, I would assume the average human would have enough strength to shake it off.
User avatar #109 - Mesmus (05/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, but have you ever had your hand in those fucking things? I have plenty of times when i went fishing and believe me it fucking hurts. A humans natural reaction is to bounce back if it lunges at you.
User avatar #110 - deathweaver (05/07/2014) [-]
I have. I just made the assumption in this post that the guy was pointing a knife at it and somehow the crab managed to wrangle it from him.
#13 - I whole heartedly agree  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on sasha grey 0
User avatar #67 - megaton (05/08/2014) [-]
i get the joke. teachers thow chalk at students when they do something bad in class. and its supposed to be badass if u catch it
#89 - POV is still ok though If you can imagine the … 05/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - Sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on just a thought 0
#10 - mankey (05/07/2014) [-]
Kung-Pow. Awesome film.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - Mesmus (12/16/2012) [-]
hai2u
User avatar #5 to #4 - blackrosedragon (12/16/2012) [-]
kick boxing kitties are awesome.
#6 to #5 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
so how are you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
Im well thanks hows u
User avatar #9 to #8 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
just having a hard time getting to sleep. =(
User avatar #10 to #9 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
its day time here :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
well texas it is isn't now it's 9:17 AM.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
haha its bed time over here now :P
User avatar #13 to #12 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
but you know you don' wanna lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
so true. but i feel like im gonna sleep on the keyboard haha
User avatar #15 to #14 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
I can't say I've ever done that, although i have known people to do it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Mesmus (12/17/2012) [-]
I havnt done it cause i like to sleep in bed :) anyways im off lol cya
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackrosedragon (12/17/2012) [-]
good night.
#1 - karidagur (09/07/2012) [-]
COMMENT RAPE


your virginity is mine!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Mesmus (09/07/2012) [-]
Yay my first comment!!
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