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#20 - Whats the drop-rate on these pants baby? 10/09/2013 on Give Me Your Best Puns 0
#20 - CONSOLE MASTERRACE 10/04/2013 on u wot m8 -4
#47 - **Mephizto rolls 66** 10/01/2013 on Lul rool 0
#45 - Comment deleted 10/01/2013 on Lul rool 0
#359 - hail to the king baby 09/23/2013 on Name Colors +1
#51 - A thousand times this. 09/16/2013 on look both ways +1
#64 - WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #66 - dapape (09/09/2013) [-]
Not transcending to the fifth dimension, obviously.
#47 - if we count that then portals would dissapear everywhere. … 09/02/2013 on Let me think... 0
#38 - There was a portal on the moon, and it didnt dissapear. your move.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Let me think... +1
User avatar #41 - oceanmist (09/02/2013) [-]
Moon not accelerating in the tradition sense, if centripetal acceleration doesn't count
User avatar #47 - Mephizto (09/02/2013) [-]
if we count that then portals would dissapear everywhere.
your move.
#32 - What the **** did you just ******* … 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... +7
#30 - >implying fan-art is relevant  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#28 - Prove it.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
i already have.
User avatar #30 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying fan-art is relevant
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#26 - >implying thats canon  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
User avatar #27 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't
User avatar #28 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
i already have.
User avatar #30 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying fan-art is relevant
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#19 - She just meant her home, goddamnit.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
#20 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
oh how wrong you are good sir
#39 - flimflamthezimzam (08/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying thats canon
User avatar #27 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't
User avatar #28 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
i already have.
User avatar #30 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying fan-art is relevant
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#75 - The moon is a moving surface dickwad.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2013 on the title doesnt even matter 0
#113 - shishiko (08/10/2013) [-]
It's a video game dickwad
#83 - thesheepguru (08/10/2013) [-]
Have you ever played portal? When a wall moves with a portal on it, the portal ceases to exist
#103 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
#145 - alexanderh (08/11/2013) [-]
Odd, I played through both games, but I can't for the life of me remember that part... Guess I'll have to play through it again.
#104 - thesheepguru (08/10/2013) [-]
Sorry. Probably should have specified which plain the portals can move across (they can't move forwards and backwards)
#13 - Evangelionl. 08/10/2013 on he can't even tie a scarf +1
#56 - Back then they werent strange. 08/07/2013 on Team Forest 2 0
#19 - KC Green is going through a depression, actually he is for 1-2…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Hey, what the fuck is this... +9
User avatar #32 - articulate (08/05/2013) [-]
I take it the comic maker's name is KC Green? I know a Kacey Green.
#108 - k 08/05/2013 on More than a Kids Show 0
#55 - THE GOOSE IS LOOSE 08/04/2013 on Black people... +11
#132 - I dont mind. 08/03/2013 on Dark Souls PvP in a nutshell 0
#44 - Heh, i posted that in the Community-Hub, good one OP.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Dark Souls PvP in a nutshell +2
#69 - morkoelorko (08/03/2013) [-]
well, i thought it was funny so i posted this here.
User avatar #132 - Mephizto (08/03/2013) [-]
I dont mind.
#44 - More like Kim Jong Burn 07/29/2013 on Kim Jong-Un 0
#85 - invade me out of anor londo and see what happens  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#88 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Bitch, I'll have you know that I killed Sif, Solaire, and went through Blighttown and only cried 20 minutes each time
#81 - Never trust us dickwraiths.  [+] (72 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Invaded +5
#84 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
You people are the reason why I joined the Blades of the Darkmoon
#324 - dsgbiohazard (07/28/2013) [-]
The Darkmoon are way bigger dicks than the Darkwraiths can ever hope to be. Mainly because the only people that join it are either really new to the game and haven't grasped the honor in PvP, or they wanted the most powerful weapon buff in the game. The Darkmoon invade people who are LOWER levels, while the Darkwraith invade people who are HIGHER levels. Not to mention all the new players in the Darkmoon have no idea what it means to be 'guilty'. Which BTW means that they either killed an NPC, betrayed a covenant, or got indicted by some garbage ass player who can't handle the fact they got beat.
#250 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
Nice gif.
#272 - newforomador (07/28/2013) [-]
Damn right.
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#294 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
Here's a gif I made.
#302 - newforomador (07/28/2013) [-]
Considering that I don't even know how to make a .gif its pretty nice.
#304 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
I used a video to gif converter. It was easy.
#396 - wamegor (07/28/2013) [-]
what converter do you use, because the one I use is shit
#398 - snakefire (07/28/2013) [-]
Its just called video to gif.
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User avatar #119 - shinku (07/28/2013) [-]
Darkmoon for life
#89 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
so many Attack on Titan gifs and images popping up lately
User avatar #159 - gcaboose (07/28/2013) [-]
I want to watch it but i'm afraid i'll devote an entire week to yell at my friends HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD HERE I EVEN HAVE A PICTURE OF A SPOILER
User avatar #230 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
I love it

There's only 15 episodes so far but the English sub for episode 16 should be released this evening
User avatar #278 - newforomador (07/28/2013) [-]
The 16th episode has already been subbed. Go onto watchanimeon.com under attack on titan and the 16th episode is there.
User avatar #279 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Ahh, thank you
User avatar #161 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
watch it, you wont regret it
#94 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
It has been getting really poular
User avatar #168 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
It's been overhyped ever since it was announced that the anime was green-lit.
User avatar #171 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
It's "overhyped" because a lot of people like it. I don't see any problem with that.
User avatar #172 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
I don't see a problem with it either but it's hype is not nearly equal to how good the anime actually is.
User avatar #179 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
I disagree
User avatar #181 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
Well, when you've read the manga and have had seen the flaws and inconsistencies in the anime, it's kind of annoying.

It' mostly the animation, I have nothing against the story. Heck, I doubt that the manga is going to end under 150 chapters.
User avatar #192 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Well I haven't seen an anime yet that doesn't have inconsistencies with the magna and I don't see what's wrong with the animation. Everyone has their own opinions I suppose.
User avatar #210 - roflsaucer (07/28/2013) [-]
..I don't know what killerliquid is talking about, SnK follows the manga closer than most, if not all, adaptations I know of.
User avatar #213 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
By inconsistencies I mean the animation only.
User avatar #214 - roflsaucer (07/28/2013) [-]
I don't understand what you mean by that.
User avatar #215 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
Fluctuating animation quality.
User avatar #218 - roflsaucer (07/28/2013) [-]
I still don't know what you're talking about.
User avatar #220 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
Nvermind.
User avatar #193 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
Sorry for not clarifying, all that I found wrong in the anime was the animation (still shots and some inconsistent quality). I don't know of any inconsistencies in the plot.
User avatar #195 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
It's alright
I believe that they do that because of a limited budget, but I find that perfectly understandable.
User avatar #196 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
They've got two studios working on it so I don't really think budget's a problem (especially with the scenes with the 3D movement gear, they really stepped back up though). I think they're experimenting with the animation. It's mostly Production IG with the animation and Wit Studio doing a lot of the rest.
User avatar #203 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
True, but it doesn't really take a lot out of the overall quality of the anime for me.
User avatar #206 - killerliquid (07/28/2013) [-]
That is one of the advantages of not reading the manga.
User avatar #98 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
i understand why, its an amazing show, i hope it goes on for a while. it might just be the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon making me notice it more now than ever :/
#100 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't want it to end after only 25 episodes like most other animes seem to do. It's hands down my favorite so far.
User avatar #201 - thundagawd (07/28/2013) [-]
It's one of the best series this year, and for once they're actually taking the story slowly, so once it hits 25 episodes they probably wont have had to improvise an ending like 1990's Hellsing, original FMA, or Claymore, since they won't have pulled ahead of the manga, so a second season could be highly possible.
User avatar #204 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
I really hope so
User avatar #102 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
ya, mine too, i started watching it after watching a video someone posted on here in newest uploads and ive loved it ever since, since we are on episode 16 and they havent even taken wall maria yet, i think there will be a second season, but you never know, they might end it after 25 episodes, maybe what they find in the basement will just end the show with no possibility of a season 2
User avatar #109 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Hopefully there will be a second season, but I can't help but worry that the ending to the show will be really abrupt.
User avatar #112 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
ya, i think they will rush to finish everything in the next 9 episodes and will leave a bunch of stuff out, BUT here's what im thinking. its episode 16 and at the end of the episode they JUST started to go back into Wall Maria, so im thinking that season 1 will end with the retaking of Wall Maria and stuff, and a badass fight between Eren and one of the Colossal Titans because i think the Colossal Titans are the two people that killed Sawney and Bean, and will reveal themselves when they get to Zhiganshina. Then Season 2 will be about them leaving the walls and retaking land outside.
#126 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
So the colossal titans are people?
User avatar #130 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
thats what i think, go watch the episode when eren says "humanities counter attack starts now" and the colossal titan appears out of nowhere (literally) right behind him and attacks, then go watch either episode where eren turns into a titan again (either when he blocks the cannonball or when he attacks mikasa) and tell me if you notice any similarities
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User avatar #284 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
if you've read the manga and that spoiler is something that happens after what we are up to in the show, can you please delete the comment, i've already had one day and an awesome plot twist ruined because someone gave spoilers and id prefer the temptation not be there for it to happen again. can you please delete the comment? if its something that happened within the first 16 episodes tell me.
User avatar #289 - newforomador (07/28/2013) [-]
It's a small spoiler but ok. I'm trying to delete it but it won't let me.
User avatar #291 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
ill thumb it up anyway, sorry to sound like a dick
User avatar #293 - newforomador (07/28/2013) [-]
Don't worry you didn't sound like a dick, and I understand what you mean when you say that you don't want to hear any spoilers.
User avatar #300 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
ya, the part where eren comes back as a titan got ruined for me, and it ruined my day, so now i have a strong dislike for them lol, usually i dont mind too much because i dont like the show as much as i like AOT
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#133 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
The plot thickens
User avatar #138 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
so you noticed them? i just like trying to figure things out before they're revealed, ive actually ruined animes for myself that way, my friend showed me a few animes and i was calling out plot twists and other things that weren't even hinted at yet and it was funny i was like "oh he was the one who killed her parents, oh they were the guys who blew it up, that guy did it" and he just turned his head slowly with a "what the fuck" look on his face and said "how the FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT ALREADY??" so i ruined those ones too. its fun and kind of cool to do, but it removes possibilities of watching some shows and enjoying them to the fullest. I might be dead wrong too, you never know, but thats what im thinking
#142 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Well it's got to give you some sense of accomplishment if you predicted a plot twist by just analyzing the clues in the show. That's pretty impressive if the twist or ending wasn't completely predictable.
User avatar #149 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
and it does give me a sense of accomplishment, but it still ruins some shows for me
User avatar #148 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
it wasnt at all when i called it out thats why he was so surprised, theres a very subtle hint in attack on titan though when eren is figuring out his power and has a flashback, his dad says "their memories will teach you how to use this power, and no matter what happens, you have to get to the basement" so im not sure if he just meant the notes that are in the basement of people that had the power before, or if they all somehow transmit their memories to eachother and thats how he knew exactly how to transform. The green flash when the Colossal Titan appeared and the green flash when eren turns into a titan is what set me off though
User avatar #150 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
I guess we'll find out
User avatar #155 - jacksipian (07/28/2013) [-]
yes we will
User avatar #85 - Mephizto (07/28/2013) [-]
invade me out of anor londo and see what happens
#88 - blacknbluebrony (07/28/2013) [-]
Bitch, I'll have you know that I killed Sif, Solaire, and went through Blighttown and only cried 20 minutes each time
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