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Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:8/19/2014
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#40 - goddamnit rustle  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on we're not like that here on... +1
User avatar #47 - teranin (11/01/2013) [-]
Why? I guess I don't get the picture reference
User avatar #54 - Mephizto (11/01/2013) [-]
rustle is the name of the hentai artist
#8 - No thats a boy and i like it. 10/10/2013 on Armin 0
#157 - ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 10/10/2013 on How to pronounce ( ͡°... 0
#8 - ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 10/10/2013 on Tits and Wine. Sign me up 0
#96 - ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) 10/10/2013 on Grabnak 0
#20 - Whats the drop-rate on these pants baby? 10/09/2013 on Give Me Your Best Puns 0
#20 - CONSOLE MASTERRACE 10/04/2013 on u wot m8 -4
#47 - **Mephizto rolls 66** 10/01/2013 on Lul rool 0
#45 - Comment deleted 10/01/2013 on Lul rool 0
#359 - hail to the king baby 09/23/2013 on Name Colors +1
#51 - A thousand times this. 09/16/2013 on look both ways +1
#64 - WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #66 - dapape (09/09/2013) [-]
Not transcending to the fifth dimension, obviously.
#47 - if we count that then portals would dissapear everywhere. … 09/02/2013 on Let me think... 0
#38 - There was a portal on the moon, and it didnt dissapear. your move.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Let me think... +1
User avatar #41 - oceanmist (09/02/2013) [-]
Moon not accelerating in the tradition sense, if centripetal acceleration doesn't count
User avatar #47 - Mephizto (09/02/2013) [-]
if we count that then portals would dissapear everywhere.
your move.
#32 - What the **** did you just ******* … 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... +7
#30 - >implying fan-art is relevant  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#28 - Prove it.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
i already have.
User avatar #30 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying fan-art is relevant
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#26 - >implying thats canon  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
User avatar #27 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't
User avatar #28 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
i already have.
User avatar #30 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying fan-art is relevant
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#19 - She just meant her home, goddamnit.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... 0
#20 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
oh how wrong you are good sir
#39 - flimflamthezimzam (08/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying thats canon
User avatar #27 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't
User avatar #28 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #29 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
i already have.
User avatar #30 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying fan-art is relevant
User avatar #31 - ninjamyles (08/14/2013) [-]
>implying it isn't.

i hope you know im just messing around
User avatar #32 - Mephizto (08/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#75 - The moon is a moving surface dickwad.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/10/2013 on the title doesnt even matter 0
#113 - shishiko (08/10/2013) [-]
It's a video game dickwad
#83 - thesheepguru (08/10/2013) [-]
Have you ever played portal? When a wall moves with a portal on it, the portal ceases to exist
#103 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
#145 - alexanderh (08/11/2013) [-]
Odd, I played through both games, but I can't for the life of me remember that part... Guess I'll have to play through it again.
#104 - thesheepguru (08/10/2013) [-]
Sorry. Probably should have specified which plain the portals can move across (they can't move forwards and backwards)
#13 - Evangelionl. 08/10/2013 on he can't even tie a scarf +1
#56 - Back then they werent strange. 08/07/2013 on Team Forest 2 0
#19 - KC Green is going through a depression, actually he is for 1-2…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Hey, what the fuck is this... +9
User avatar #32 - articulate (08/05/2013) [-]
I take it the comic maker's name is KC Green? I know a Kacey Green.
#108 - k 08/05/2013 on More than a Kids Show 0
#55 - THE GOOSE IS LOOSE 08/04/2013 on Black people... +11
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