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Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Deepest Corner of the Hell
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#3889667 - Sooo, i just downloaded the first season and... **…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3889743 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
I also have it, Only torrent I am seeding atm.
User avatar #3889777 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
I only seed porn, you know, being a bro.
User avatar #3889827 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
I only have 3 porn pics on my laptop. I barely ever look at porn, being DemiSexual and stuff.
#3889904 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Demisexual and a Brony
Stereotype much.
User avatar #3889951 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisexual
User avatar #3889942 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
That... Doesn't make me gay...
User avatar #3889984 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
And i know what Demisexual means, that was the joke.
User avatar #3889959 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #3890025 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Now what makes someone gay is if they go into the gay orgies we all have on here...
User avatar #3890053 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
You mean in this thread?
That was my first post here actually.
User avatar #3890122 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Just gay orgies in general... No one will admit it, but we ALL partake in them in some way...
User avatar #3890200 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
This, is getting awkward.
Cus i dont have gay orgies.
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
#3 - tfw my schoollife in a nutshell 04/11/2012 on TRUE +3
#32 - >implying not everything would be copypasta 04/08/2012 on 4chan did it again 0
#139 - Allrighty then, i think i will try it again, but not now, i di…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 466 +1
#142 - ImmaAnteater (04/08/2012) [-]
Me neither! Totally forgot to finish it! Guess I can go do that today.
#116 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 466 -5
#122 - ImmaAnteater (04/08/2012) [-]
Try to get to at least 5-6 at least if you do start it again. If you get to after story, just finish. It's worth it. ;)
User avatar #139 - Mephizto (04/08/2012) [-]
Allrighty then, i think i will try it again, but not now, i didnt even finish Madoka.
#142 - ImmaAnteater (04/08/2012) [-]
Me neither! Totally forgot to finish it! Guess I can go do that today.
#115 - Comment deleted 04/08/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 466 -10
#98 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 466 -23
#113 - robotcomander (04/08/2012) [-]
There is a special place in hell for people like you...
#115 - Mephizto has deleted their comment.
User avatar #100 - lijda (04/08/2012) [-]
I hope that you give it another try someday. Although we are all entitled to our own opinions, as a lover of the show, I hope that everyone can experience the same joys that I did with Clannad.
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#122 - ImmaAnteater (04/08/2012) [-]
Try to get to at least 5-6 at least if you do start it again. If you get to after story, just finish. It's worth it. ;)
User avatar #139 - Mephizto (04/08/2012) [-]
Allrighty then, i think i will try it again, but not now, i didnt even finish Madoka.
#142 - ImmaAnteater (04/08/2012) [-]
Me neither! Totally forgot to finish it! Guess I can go do that today.
#99 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/08/2012) [-]
die in a fire
#45 - nope 04/06/2012 on An Awesome Title +3
#10 - HE TAUGHT ME That everything is possible  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2012 on Shonen Jump OC Comp +3
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at today on **

MFW
#2 - [ ] Is on this website for more then 10 minutes. [x] Is on… 03/26/2012 on I've been seeing alot of... +5
#17 - **** where did i left the ammo? 03/26/2012 on You want you lose 0
#41 - 9gaggers are epic trolls. But they dont even know.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2012 on So hey, read the description. +6
User avatar #43 - thecatholic (03/20/2012) [-]
I'd almost feel bad for them, if they weren't such arrogant pricks.
#2940 - We dont celebrate that stuff here, thank you anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
User avatar #2941 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry. Still have a good night!
#2938 - If you finished that .gif, let me know, i have to get some sle…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
User avatar #2939 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Hah, ok, night. Happy St. Patricks day.
User avatar #2940 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
We dont celebrate that stuff here, thank you anyway.
User avatar #2941 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry. Still have a good night!
#2937 - Well, thats ok too. 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
#2935 - And yes i mean in her face. Literally. 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
#2934 - That .gif gave me an idea. Like, the same .gif but the pop…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
#2936 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
I can't make .gifs but if it has to have her get hit it should be the Suzaku kick.
User avatar #2938 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
If you finished that .gif, let me know, i have to get some sleep.
Its like 5 am over here.
User avatar #2939 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Hah, ok, night. Happy St. Patricks day.
User avatar #2940 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
We dont celebrate that stuff here, thank you anyway.
User avatar #2941 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry. Still have a good night!
User avatar #2937 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
Well, thats ok too.
User avatar #2935 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
And yes i mean in her face.
Literally.
#2932 - Oh god, that scene was ******* awesome.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
#2933 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
I have a shit ton of Nichijou .gifs. It's one of my favorites.
User avatar #2934 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
That .gif gave me an idea.
Like, the same .gif but the popcorn falls down in slow-mo and a second before it hits her forehead......
Someone punches in her face.
#2936 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
I can't make .gifs but if it has to have her get hit it should be the Suzaku kick.
User avatar #2938 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
If you finished that .gif, let me know, i have to get some sleep.
Its like 5 am over here.
User avatar #2939 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Hah, ok, night. Happy St. Patricks day.
User avatar #2940 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
We dont celebrate that stuff here, thank you anyway.
User avatar #2941 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry. Still have a good night!
User avatar #2937 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
Well, thats ok too.
User avatar #2935 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
And yes i mean in her face.
Literally.
#2929 - >Say's "I'm a birthday present for you" >…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Slice of life thread. +2
#2931 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Perfect continuation.
User avatar #2932 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
Oh god, that scene was fucking awesome.
#2933 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
I have a shit ton of Nichijou .gifs. It's one of my favorites.
User avatar #2934 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
That .gif gave me an idea.
Like, the same .gif but the popcorn falls down in slow-mo and a second before it hits her forehead......
Someone punches in her face.
#2936 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
I can't make .gifs but if it has to have her get hit it should be the Suzaku kick.
User avatar #2938 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
If you finished that .gif, let me know, i have to get some sleep.
Its like 5 am over here.
User avatar #2939 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Hah, ok, night. Happy St. Patricks day.
User avatar #2940 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
We dont celebrate that stuff here, thank you anyway.
User avatar #2941 - MillionsKnives (03/17/2012) [-]
Ah, sorry. Still have a good night!
User avatar #2937 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
Well, thats ok too.
User avatar #2935 - Mephizto (03/17/2012) [-]
And yes i mean in her face.
Literally.
#28 - THIS, THIS, 100000 TIMES THIS. I really thought i was the … 03/17/2012 on The Lich King +7
#202 - You just gone full retard, i said that the 1% thing was false,…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2012 on Run Away? 0
#233 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. You have such poor command of the English language. I am on intravenous nutrition, and I am a vegan when I am not. You are so overwhelmingly moronic, it burns.
#185 - The 1% of course, i already said that.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Run Away? 0
#197 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
(facepalm) "Well, okay, it's 4%...."
User avatar #202 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
You just gone full retard, i said that the 1% thing was false, so what is it?
God, stop eating Cheeseburgers while typing you fat fuck.

#233 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. You have such poor command of the English language. I am on intravenous nutrition, and I am a vegan when I am not. You are so overwhelmingly moronic, it burns.
#178 - Yeah, False Statistics, l2facts.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Run Away? 0
#180 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You changed 1% to 4%. One of those is false. Idiot.
User avatar #185 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
The 1% of course, i already said that.
#197 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
(facepalm) "Well, okay, it's 4%...."
User avatar #202 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
You just gone full retard, i said that the 1% thing was false, so what is it?
God, stop eating Cheeseburgers while typing you fat fuck.

#233 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. You have such poor command of the English language. I am on intravenous nutrition, and I am a vegan when I am not. You are so overwhelmingly moronic, it burns.
#168 - And you are not hasty with that? You should try actually t…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Run Away? 0
#176 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
I did. And I see you have made up false statistics, and discussed topics which demonstrate poor scientific understanding. My, what a little bully we are, eh?
User avatar #178 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, False Statistics, l2facts.

#180 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You changed 1% to 4%. One of those is false. Idiot.
User avatar #185 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
The 1% of course, i already said that.
#197 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
(facepalm) "Well, okay, it's 4%...."
User avatar #202 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
You just gone full retard, i said that the 1% thing was false, so what is it?
God, stop eating Cheeseburgers while typing you fat fuck.

#233 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. You have such poor command of the English language. I am on intravenous nutrition, and I am a vegan when I am not. You are so overwhelmingly moronic, it burns.
#158 - Well okay, its 4%, so what? I didnt insult you, just so yo…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Run Away? +1
#162 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You are completely ignorant to my level of intellect. You are sure hasty to make judgments. That is the epitome of poor logic. I pity that.
User avatar #168 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
And you are not hasty with that?
You should try actually thinking.
#176 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
I did. And I see you have made up false statistics, and discussed topics which demonstrate poor scientific understanding. My, what a little bully we are, eh?
User avatar #178 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, False Statistics, l2facts.

#180 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You changed 1% to 4%. One of those is false. Idiot.
User avatar #185 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
The 1% of course, i already said that.
#197 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
(facepalm) "Well, okay, it's 4%...."
User avatar #202 - Mephizto (02/09/2012) [-]
You just gone full retard, i said that the 1% thing was false, so what is it?
God, stop eating Cheeseburgers while typing you fat fuck.

#233 - smnewstead (02/09/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. You have such poor command of the English language. I am on intravenous nutrition, and I am a vegan when I am not. You are so overwhelmingly moronic, it burns.
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