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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Deepest Corner of the Hell
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Comment Ranking:#22098
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Highest Comment Rank:#2808
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Total Comments Made:899
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#12 - Its right you cant see it.. Wait a second! 04/19/2012 on Dress the internet +1
#6 - Are you really this dumb?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Only on 4chan +20
User avatar #16 - teoferrazzi (04/19/2012) [-]
maybe he was countertrolling...
#45 - You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to c… 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
#43 - Well, a suit like that weighs very much ya know, would be toug…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
#44 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#65 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
FYI- juggernaut suits, basically bomb suits, are really limited as to how long you can wear them. Studies in the UK have concluded that brain damage begins to occur due to the rise in body temperature after about 20 minutes of hard work. Good luck.
#69 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#70 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
Since zombies can't shoot guns. YET. You might not need the bomb suit. What about a kevlar suit? bite proof, breathable, somewhat fire proof. Like the kind racecar drivers wear.
you'd need a helmet still. One with neck protection for sure.
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User avatar #45 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to climb, so i can simply run away from zombies.
But i hope you agree, if we are talking about L4D zombies, we are both fucked.
#39 - Barricade myself on a roof, wait for help. After a week or…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
#42 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
Well, a suit like that weighs very much ya know, would be tough to carry it around.
#44 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#65 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
FYI- juggernaut suits, basically bomb suits, are really limited as to how long you can wear them. Studies in the UK have concluded that brain damage begins to occur due to the rise in body temperature after about 20 minutes of hard work. Good luck.
#69 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#70 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
Since zombies can't shoot guns. YET. You might not need the bomb suit. What about a kevlar suit? bite proof, breathable, somewhat fire proof. Like the kind racecar drivers wear.
you'd need a helmet still. One with neck protection for sure.
#72 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to climb, so i can simply run away from zombies.
But i hope you agree, if we are talking about L4D zombies, we are both fucked.
#37 - Weapon More Ammo Food  [+] (10 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
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User avatar #39 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
Barricade myself on a roof, wait for help.
After a week or two i would start wandering into the woods.
I would try to find a accomodation and hunt for food.
#42 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
Well, a suit like that weighs very much ya know, would be tough to carry it around.
#44 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#65 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
FYI- juggernaut suits, basically bomb suits, are really limited as to how long you can wear them. Studies in the UK have concluded that brain damage begins to occur due to the rise in body temperature after about 20 minutes of hard work. Good luck.
#69 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#70 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
Since zombies can't shoot guns. YET. You might not need the bomb suit. What about a kevlar suit? bite proof, breathable, somewhat fire proof. Like the kind racecar drivers wear.
you'd need a helmet still. One with neck protection for sure.
#72 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to climb, so i can simply run away from zombies.
But i hope you agree, if we are talking about L4D zombies, we are both fucked.
#4134314 - I will never roll dubs *roll 2* 04/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4134312 - **Mephizto rolls 51**  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #4134314 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
I will never roll dubs
*roll 2*
#4134255 - I am ashamed that i clicked on this... 04/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#4134245 - Does someone have a MLP Season 2 torrent?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #4134249 - iamdusk (04/19/2012) [-]
#4134277 - iamdusk (04/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4134262 - lolmonade (04/19/2012) [-]
fk u
User avatar #4134260 - exotic (04/19/2012) [-]
That was awesomely straight forward
User avatar #4134255 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
I am ashamed that i clicked on this...
#343 - >replying to trolls Delicious  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Run fuckers run +1
User avatar #346 - sonicschall (04/18/2012) [-]
kk
#40 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Mother of god +164
#325 - drcookiemonster (04/18/2012) [-]
#504 - freistaat (04/18/2012) [-]
#36 - I remember this thread. Why. 04/11/2012 on does anypony else? 0
#13 - You really drew this? Subscribe. 04/11/2012 on Combat +1
#154 - I watched the first episode yesterday, **** me, i… 04/11/2012 on Any Questions Anyone? 0
#1 - Silly Americans. 04/11/2012 on Those guys... -1
#27 - The green one obviously. 04/11/2012 on Choose Wisely +4
#3890277 - Well atleast im fooling myself i guess. Wait a sec, what? 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#3890200 - This, is getting awkward. Cus i dont have gay orgies.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
#3890053 - You mean in this thread? That was my first post here actually.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3890122 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Just gay orgies in general... No one will admit it, but we ALL partake in them in some way...
User avatar #3890200 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
This, is getting awkward.
Cus i dont have gay orgies.
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
#3889984 - And i know what Demisexual means, that was the joke. 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#3889959 - Touche.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3890025 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Now what makes someone gay is if they go into the gay orgies we all have on here...
User avatar #3890053 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
You mean in this thread?
That was my first post here actually.
User avatar #3890122 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Just gay orgies in general... No one will admit it, but we ALL partake in them in some way...
User avatar #3890200 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
This, is getting awkward.
Cus i dont have gay orgies.
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
#3889904 - Demisexual and a Brony Stereotype much.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3889951 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisexual
User avatar #3889942 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
That... Doesn't make me gay...
User avatar #3889984 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
And i know what Demisexual means, that was the joke.
User avatar #3889959 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #3890025 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Now what makes someone gay is if they go into the gay orgies we all have on here...
User avatar #3890053 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
You mean in this thread?
That was my first post here actually.
User avatar #3890122 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Just gay orgies in general... No one will admit it, but we ALL partake in them in some way...
User avatar #3890200 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
This, is getting awkward.
Cus i dont have gay orgies.
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
#3889777 - I only seed porn, you know, being a bro.  [+] (12 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3889827 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
I only have 3 porn pics on my laptop. I barely ever look at porn, being DemiSexual and stuff.
#3889904 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Demisexual and a Brony
Stereotype much.
User avatar #3889951 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisexual
User avatar #3889942 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
That... Doesn't make me gay...
User avatar #3889984 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
And i know what Demisexual means, that was the joke.
User avatar #3889959 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #3890025 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Now what makes someone gay is if they go into the gay orgies we all have on here...
User avatar #3890053 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
You mean in this thread?
That was my first post here actually.
User avatar #3890122 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Just gay orgies in general... No one will admit it, but we ALL partake in them in some way...
User avatar #3890200 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
This, is getting awkward.
Cus i dont have gay orgies.
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
#3889667 - Sooo, i just downloaded the first season and... **…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/11/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3889743 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
I also have it, Only torrent I am seeding atm.
User avatar #3889777 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
I only seed porn, you know, being a bro.
User avatar #3889827 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
I only have 3 porn pics on my laptop. I barely ever look at porn, being DemiSexual and stuff.
#3889904 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Demisexual and a Brony
Stereotype much.
User avatar #3889951 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisexual
User avatar #3889942 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
That... Doesn't make me gay...
User avatar #3889984 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
And i know what Demisexual means, that was the joke.
User avatar #3889959 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #3890025 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Now what makes someone gay is if they go into the gay orgies we all have on here...
User avatar #3890053 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
You mean in this thread?
That was my first post here actually.
User avatar #3890122 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
Just gay orgies in general... No one will admit it, but we ALL partake in them in some way...
User avatar #3890200 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
This, is getting awkward.
Cus i dont have gay orgies.
User avatar #3890233 - lightingeagle (04/11/2012) [-]
**lightingeagle Sees trough your lie**
Don't lie man, you aren't even fooling yourself.
User avatar #3890277 - Mephizto (04/11/2012) [-]
Well atleast im fooling myself i guess.
Wait a sec, what?
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