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Age: 28
Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Deepest Corner of the Hell
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#31 - Diamond is best metal.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2012 on 4chan +4
#34 - Mephizto (05/17/2012) [-]
That feel when nobody understands the joke.
User avatar #46 - dickcockpenisetc (05/17/2012) [-]
i havent lolled on fj for a while, but that sir, that is really funny!
#44 - thenewnuggubler has deleted their comment.
#20 - Blizzard Server Error Oh and i dont think everyone knows t… 05/16/2012 on Error 37 +3
#34 - Comment deleted 04/30/2012 on The shows I watch are SO... -6
#134 - Im not, it IS a bad game, but i think you judge too fast. … 04/29/2012 on skyrim 0
#132 - So you didnt even played it for a hour, how can you say its a … 04/29/2012 on skyrim 0
#10 - There is no dual-shotgun in MW3, you didnt even played the gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2012 on skyrim 0
User avatar #31 - adunsaveme (04/29/2012) [-]
1-it was probably an exaggeration
2-has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#34 - Picture 04/29/2012 on Scumbag brain +3
#4017 - **Mephizto rolls 6,719** 04/29/2012 on roll em 0
#8 - >Spelling Spetznas >not Spelling Socalist 04/28/2012 on Best kiss ever -1
#68 - Picture 04/28/2012 on Damn you..... +17
#131 - >first 04/27/2012 on Raid Rules -1
#52 - Touce.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on 2 faced project -1
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#48 - Dont you mean "Bronies ruin everything they touch"?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2012 on 2 faced project -7
#51 - houseofbrick (04/26/2012) [-]
Can we touch you?
User avatar #52 - Mephizto (04/26/2012) [-]
Touce.
#68 - monaco has deleted their comment.
#57 - I know. 04/26/2012 on 9GAGGLERS +1
#24 - And Funnyjunk is a repost of Reddit, which is a repost of 4cha…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2012 on 9GAGGLERS +9
User avatar #50 - conselasrevenge (04/25/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk was made in 2001 4chan was made in 2004 and reddit was made in 2005
User avatar #57 - Mephizto (04/26/2012) [-]
I know.
#25 - thommythedude (04/25/2012) [-]
#7 - Got me hard. 04/21/2012 on 4chan +3
#4 - GODDAMNIT DOG 04/19/2012 on why i never finish an... +4
#12 - Its right you cant see it.. Wait a second! 04/19/2012 on Dress the internet +1
#6 - Are you really this dumb?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Only on 4chan +20
User avatar #16 - teoferrazzi (04/19/2012) [-]
maybe he was countertrolling...
#45 - You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to c… 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
#43 - Well, a suit like that weighs very much ya know, would be toug…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
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#65 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
FYI- juggernaut suits, basically bomb suits, are really limited as to how long you can wear them. Studies in the UK have concluded that brain damage begins to occur due to the rise in body temperature after about 20 minutes of hard work. Good luck.
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#70 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
Since zombies can't shoot guns. YET. You might not need the bomb suit. What about a kevlar suit? bite proof, breathable, somewhat fire proof. Like the kind racecar drivers wear.
you'd need a helmet still. One with neck protection for sure.
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User avatar #45 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to climb, so i can simply run away from zombies.
But i hope you agree, if we are talking about L4D zombies, we are both fucked.
#39 - Barricade myself on a roof, wait for help. After a week or…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
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User avatar #43 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
Well, a suit like that weighs very much ya know, would be tough to carry it around.
#44 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#65 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
FYI- juggernaut suits, basically bomb suits, are really limited as to how long you can wear them. Studies in the UK have concluded that brain damage begins to occur due to the rise in body temperature after about 20 minutes of hard work. Good luck.
#69 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#70 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
Since zombies can't shoot guns. YET. You might not need the bomb suit. What about a kevlar suit? bite proof, breathable, somewhat fire proof. Like the kind racecar drivers wear.
you'd need a helmet still. One with neck protection for sure.
#72 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to climb, so i can simply run away from zombies.
But i hope you agree, if we are talking about L4D zombies, we are both fucked.
#37 - Weapon More Ammo Food  [+] (10 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hmm, wanna try to debate? 0
#38 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #39 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
Barricade myself on a roof, wait for help.
After a week or two i would start wandering into the woods.
I would try to find a accomodation and hunt for food.
#42 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #43 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
Well, a suit like that weighs very much ya know, would be tough to carry it around.
#44 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#65 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
FYI- juggernaut suits, basically bomb suits, are really limited as to how long you can wear them. Studies in the UK have concluded that brain damage begins to occur due to the rise in body temperature after about 20 minutes of hard work. Good luck.
#69 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
#70 - tuxedotshirt (04/19/2012) [-]
Since zombies can't shoot guns. YET. You might not need the bomb suit. What about a kevlar suit? bite proof, breathable, somewhat fire proof. Like the kind racecar drivers wear.
you'd need a helmet still. One with neck protection for sure.
#72 - anonibus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
You are right, i would prefer to move fast and being able to climb, so i can simply run away from zombies.
But i hope you agree, if we are talking about L4D zombies, we are both fucked.
#4134314 - I will never roll dubs *roll 2* 04/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4134312 - **Mephizto rolls 51**  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #4134314 - Mephizto (04/19/2012) [-]
I will never roll dubs
*roll 2*
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