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#260 - Never been there; I have three top sites I go to: … 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -2
#68 - WIN 05/24/2012 on Scumbag Timmy 0
#93 - You wish is my command hun.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -6
#99 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Because that's your real IP.
User avatar #100 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how to fabricate an IP to get the exact precise location... look dude, I live off of Desert Inn and Pecos. I am 25, 180, 5'10 ; fit as I have to be for the reserves, and I think I am close to being a B cup.

I can't drive atm but if you really live here and want to pick me up - let's fucking go.
#92 - In my defense I am totally plastered right now... that and I h… 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -9
#89 - Want my IP? I aint going to give you my pic.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -10
#91 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes. Give us your IP.
User avatar #93 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
68.108.106.141

You wish is my command hun.
#99 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Because that's your real IP.
User avatar #100 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how to fabricate an IP to get the exact precise location... look dude, I live off of Desert Inn and Pecos. I am 25, 180, 5'10 ; fit as I have to be for the reserves, and I think I am close to being a B cup.

I can't drive atm but if you really live here and want to pick me up - let's fucking go.
#87 - .... **** facebook... THAT we can agree on. 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -9
#51 - ^^^ You mean sis >:D  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Movie Myths 3 (rp) 0
User avatar #52 - captalexander (05/24/2012) [-]
Boy, girl, doesnt matter still a bro.
#50 - wow... totally wrong comment... that is what I get for Tab swi… 05/24/2012 on Movie Myths 3 (rp) 0
#48 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Movie Myths 3 (rp) 0
User avatar #49 - captalexander (05/24/2012) [-]
...i think you responded to the wrong comment brosky.
User avatar #51 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
^^^

You mean sis >:D
User avatar #52 - captalexander (05/24/2012) [-]
Boy, girl, doesnt matter still a bro.
#80 - LOL ya wunt I zuck ya diq? You don't happen to be in…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -8
#88 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #92 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
In my defense I am totally plastered right now... that and I have been here long enough to not give a fuck about thumbs... I have been in top 20 twice and that was because I "timed" the posting right in the morning so the most people could see it...

I could care less about thumbs.
User avatar #89 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Want my IP? I aint going to give you my pic.
#91 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes. Give us your IP.
User avatar #93 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
68.108.106.141

You wish is my command hun.
#99 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Because that's your real IP.
User avatar #100 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how to fabricate an IP to get the exact precise location... look dude, I live off of Desert Inn and Pecos. I am 25, 180, 5'10 ; fit as I have to be for the reserves, and I think I am close to being a B cup.

I can't drive atm but if you really live here and want to pick me up - let's fucking go.
#84 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
You are the reason the internet can't have nice things.
Facebook is about 20 miles back the way you came, hold a right.
User avatar #87 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
.... Fuck facebook... THAT we can agree on.
#46 - Just go to 4chan. Request and sometimes /b/ has them. Sometime…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Movie Myths 3 (rp) 0
User avatar #47 - captalexander (05/24/2012) [-]
*shudders* Oh god the last place i wanted to go....
User avatar #55 - zarcos (05/24/2012) [-]
Lemme get this straight...you want to watch a film where someone is actually killed yet you don't want to go to /b/? Seems legit...
User avatar #50 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
wow... totally wrong comment... that is what I get for Tab switching while drinking.
#48 - MenstruelSandwich has deleted their comment.
User avatar #49 - captalexander (05/24/2012) [-]
...i think you responded to the wrong comment brosky.
User avatar #51 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
^^^

You mean sis >:D
User avatar #52 - captalexander (05/24/2012) [-]
Boy, girl, doesnt matter still a bro.
#73 - Which is exactly why your commenting right? MFW i'm d…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -11
#76 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #80 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
LOL ya wunt I zuck ya diq?

You don't happen to be in Vegas do you?
#88 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
This is you
User avatar #92 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
In my defense I am totally plastered right now... that and I have been here long enough to not give a fuck about thumbs... I have been in top 20 twice and that was because I "timed" the posting right in the morning so the most people could see it...

I could care less about thumbs.
User avatar #89 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Want my IP? I aint going to give you my pic.
#91 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes. Give us your IP.
User avatar #93 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
68.108.106.141

You wish is my command hun.
#99 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Because that's your real IP.
User avatar #100 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how to fabricate an IP to get the exact precise location... look dude, I live off of Desert Inn and Pecos. I am 25, 180, 5'10 ; fit as I have to be for the reserves, and I think I am close to being a B cup.

I can't drive atm but if you really live here and want to pick me up - let's fucking go.
#84 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
You are the reason the internet can't have nice things.
Facebook is about 20 miles back the way you came, hold a right.
User avatar #87 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
.... Fuck facebook... THAT we can agree on.
#60 - lol sex at 15.. dayum... but yeah pretty spot on. :) 05/24/2012 on Scumbag Timmy 0
#63 - Yeah... guess what, he went in after >:D Technica…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -14
#68 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
Why are you telling me this?.

I don't care even a little bit.
User avatar #73 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Which is exactly why your commenting right?

MFW i'm drinking Don Julio right now... oh wait... jpeg goes where!??!
#76 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #80 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
LOL ya wunt I zuck ya diq?

You don't happen to be in Vegas do you?
#88 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
This is you
User avatar #92 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
In my defense I am totally plastered right now... that and I have been here long enough to not give a fuck about thumbs... I have been in top 20 twice and that was because I "timed" the posting right in the morning so the most people could see it...

I could care less about thumbs.
User avatar #89 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Want my IP? I aint going to give you my pic.
#91 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes. Give us your IP.
User avatar #93 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
68.108.106.141

You wish is my command hun.
#99 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Because that's your real IP.
User avatar #100 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how to fabricate an IP to get the exact precise location... look dude, I live off of Desert Inn and Pecos. I am 25, 180, 5'10 ; fit as I have to be for the reserves, and I think I am close to being a B cup.

I can't drive atm but if you really live here and want to pick me up - let's fucking go.
#84 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
You are the reason the internet can't have nice things.
Facebook is about 20 miles back the way you came, hold a right.
User avatar #87 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
.... Fuck facebook... THAT we can agree on.
#16 - I was ready at 16... I felt that after "18" ("T… 05/24/2012 on Happy Fathers Day +4
#58 - I had a guy "go down there" and he actually got off …  [+] (18 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -20
#107 - deathbypizza (05/24/2012) [-]
thats called premature ejaculation. although... eating is a huge turn on.
User avatar #110 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Uhm... I lost track of time.... but this was not a Pre-me...
#62 - wyattheriot (05/24/2012) [-]
#60 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah... guess what, he went in after >:D

Technically round II. I actually talked (bragged) with others about this, you can basically do "kegels" or contractions that feel good and make yourself cum.
Anyways, like I said - that was hot.
#68 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
Why are you telling me this?.

I don't care even a little bit.
User avatar #73 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Which is exactly why your commenting right?

MFW i'm drinking Don Julio right now... oh wait... jpeg goes where!??!
#76 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #80 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
LOL ya wunt I zuck ya diq?

You don't happen to be in Vegas do you?
#88 - Digitalphear (05/24/2012) [-]
This image has expired
This is you
User avatar #92 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
In my defense I am totally plastered right now... that and I have been here long enough to not give a fuck about thumbs... I have been in top 20 twice and that was because I "timed" the posting right in the morning so the most people could see it...

I could care less about thumbs.
User avatar #89 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Want my IP? I aint going to give you my pic.
#91 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Yes. Give us your IP.
User avatar #93 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
68.108.106.141

You wish is my command hun.
#99 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
Because that's your real IP.
User avatar #100 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how to fabricate an IP to get the exact precise location... look dude, I live off of Desert Inn and Pecos. I am 25, 180, 5'10 ; fit as I have to be for the reserves, and I think I am close to being a B cup.

I can't drive atm but if you really live here and want to pick me up - let's fucking go.
#84 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
You are the reason the internet can't have nice things.
Facebook is about 20 miles back the way you came, hold a right.
User avatar #87 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
.... Fuck facebook... THAT we can agree on.
#13 - I was a virgin until 20... i know that feel. 05/24/2012 on Happy Fathers Day +2
#52 - My wishes corresponding to age level (feel free to respond wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Scumbag Timmy +5
#59 - supersmellybob has deleted their comment.
User avatar #60 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
lol sex at 15.. dayum... but yeah pretty spot on. :)
#91 - I thought the same damn thing and was going to something like … 05/24/2012 on Avatar enough +3
#145 - Caucasiaraptor. 05/24/2012 on Jurasic Park +2
#237 - and I was not hating good sir. 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -3
#236 - I shower two - three times day ; it is a real stress reliever …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -7
#259 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 175,122,707** go back to 9fag dickfat.
User avatar #260 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Never been there; I have three top sites I go to:

Foxnews.com

LVRJ.com

funnyjunk.com

that is all.
#257 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
saying you served in iraq is not the right way to win an argument
User avatar #261 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
USMC 0151 From 09-10...

I got to hold a piece of paper up to the monitor and make sure everything matched...
Oh that and get mortared twice a week... Honestly the worst thing that happened... the ONE air conditioned porta-potty got hit... fucking SN.

tl:dr ... I didn't join to impress you.
#266 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
i never said you did
i said parading it around isn't the way to win an argument
i respect you for it, it's cool that you served
but shut up.
User avatar #268 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
I didn't mean to brag. I never got "shot" at. There are two types of patriots that go into the line of fire... the psychopaths who choose to use their "moral immunity" for good and those who save their life changing events for when they get home, both are heroes and I do not dare compare myself to them. I absolutely do NOT mean to brag or boast and frankly, I do not think it would matter because it seems the vast majority of FJers are from the Euro zone....

As for shutting up - I am drunk sweetheart and I do not give a fuck :P
#269 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
dude, seriously
why, why would you even bring that shit up in an unrelated conversation, shit nigga i wanna shoot at you myself
"look at me i served in iraq that means i'm right"
no, you're not even boasting you're stating that you must be right, so
going back to the original conversation that I was never part of,
ya pussy stank.
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#173 - Coachguns... also known as the double-barrelled shot gun... it…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Title 0
User avatar #202 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
I have an over-under double barrel. It's a 20 gauge (12 gauge is just overpowered at close range) and when I looked up how much it costs, it's about 2000 dollars due to being a collectable and old. And in great condition other than a tiny bit of rust on the end of the barrel.
User avatar #206 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
20 Gauge for defense? Well what do you pack it with?

I have a 12 and I use the Winchester "best of both worlds" Slug + 00Buck combo....
The recoil is a bitch but I figure I only have to fire it one time.. .god forbid right? I purposely keep the chamber clear so I can make the audible "racking" sound.. if that doesn't stop them well... I can tell you the difference between Buck shot and my load is the difference between and open casket and closed casket funeral...

Seriously though, do you do slugs or 000Buck or something more?
(the thing about the double-barrel is that it is as intimidating as fuck - but you don't want to go so far as to having the SEE the weapon because that gives you a split second to GUESS whether or not they will turn tail and run or cap you).
User avatar #207 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Well, I say it's overpowered, mainly because with a 12 gauge, you can a lot of times do a shitload of damage to your house. Close range, it doesn't really matter a whole lot with a shotgun on the gauge. By close range, I'm talking, maybe twenty feet. I think people overestimate the ability of the human body to survive bullets. Then others underestimate how much it takes to kill somebody with adrenaline.
User avatar #211 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
I have seen a 9mm wound where the bullet hit a guy off center in his chest and the exit wound was his opposite shoulder. Another Marine got hi in the thigh and bled out before anyone (including him) knew he got hit... bullets do funny things when they hit bone/sinew.... honestly, drywall and lumber are replaceable - I am not;

On the flipside however, "point blank" is pretty much 20 feet for a long-gun - even with bird shot you won't spread more than a fist or "teacup/saucer" - I mean unless you are using crappy ammo. With Winchester or Fiochhi I can get minimal spread (thus maximum FPS transfer) out of my 18.5 in barrel.

Honestly, as long as you shun the stereotype of "spray and pray" (it is funny how people think that with shotguns you don't have to aim... well wait - no its not!) and put the muzzle on target - I think 1 shot is all it will take. I once considered a 16 gauge and in the end decided not to (because of ammo $ and avail.); really it all depends upon shot placement. Put it center mass and at 20 feet, it won't matter what he is huffing/using... he is going to be put down. Sorry for long post lol.
User avatar #216 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I completely agree. Adrenaline does a lot of funny things to a body. But yeah, my concern is that it would probably be when I'm woken up in the night, or I might not take a lot of time to aim if he's rushing at me.

But yeah, it's hilarious how Hollywood (and thus most people) think that you have this massive spread at even ten feet. But yeah, even with just bird shot, at the range, it's probably worse than a slug due to hitting a bit more than just one point.
User avatar #208 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
As for what kind of shot, I think we mainly have bird shot. I need to buy some slugs or 00 shot. But still, it'll get the job done regardless. And I've always got my Mosin-Nagant and tomahawk. And knives. And my swords. And hammers. And a few revolvers.

I feel bad for whoever breaks in to my house.
User avatar #215 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
LMAO just read your comment... yeah I live in Nevada and they are pretty fair in regards to home defense. The legislature just BARELY (this year) passed the castle doctrine; even before that if the shooting was justified, you were immune from civil liability.

I swear by 00Buck normally, but I am in love with my Winchester PDX load; for your 20 gauge.. I would just get that damn slug - yes you are going to have penetration but remember - the diameter of that sucker is on par with a .50 cal. (the 12 gauge and .50 are the ones that are nearly identical). You may have to repair some damage to your house.. but that is going to happen anyway - you are not going to wash blood out of your carpet... plus you don't want to take chance on having your children cut or your wife seeded by some @#$^%! on drugs would you? Of course not - that is why your packing! 20 Gauge means you should be that much more accurate - put some slugs in it and raise hell when they show up. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

If you get a chance check out Survivalistboards.com (I think it is .com?) They have a lot of good (former military) opinions on weapons for defense and post-apocalyptic scenarios.
User avatar #218 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Nice site man!

Haha yeah, slugs... ain't nothin' standing after taking one to the chest. I'd feel bad for the guy for a little bit. But yeah, I think if I was the only one at risk, I'd just aim at him and tell him to get out of my house. But if I had a wife and/or kids, I'd shoot the asshole in a heartbeat.
#229 - NO BTW "Web Franco" ? Are you a friggin Frenchie? 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -2
#228 - Puss is a beautiful thing; if thou canst not consume it, thoug…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -2
#298 - obbichan (05/24/2012) [-]
**obbichan rolled a random image posted in comment #5163628 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I read that as Pus, not Puss.
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#235 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
He was probably joking, so don't hate.
User avatar #237 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
and I was not hating good sir.
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User avatar #236 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
I shower two - three times day ; it is a real stress reliever and since being back from Iraq it is a fucking luxury compared to two - three times a week and relying on Arm & Hammer Baking Soda brand deodorant.

tl:dr Fuck you - OORAH!
#259 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 175,122,707** go back to 9fag dickfat.
User avatar #260 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
Never been there; I have three top sites I go to:

Foxnews.com

LVRJ.com

funnyjunk.com

that is all.
#257 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
saying you served in iraq is not the right way to win an argument
User avatar #261 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
USMC 0151 From 09-10...

I got to hold a piece of paper up to the monitor and make sure everything matched...
Oh that and get mortared twice a week... Honestly the worst thing that happened... the ONE air conditioned porta-potty got hit... fucking SN.

tl:dr ... I didn't join to impress you.
#266 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
i never said you did
i said parading it around isn't the way to win an argument
i respect you for it, it's cool that you served
but shut up.
User avatar #268 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
I didn't mean to brag. I never got "shot" at. There are two types of patriots that go into the line of fire... the psychopaths who choose to use their "moral immunity" for good and those who save their life changing events for when they get home, both are heroes and I do not dare compare myself to them. I absolutely do NOT mean to brag or boast and frankly, I do not think it would matter because it seems the vast majority of FJers are from the Euro zone....

As for shutting up - I am drunk sweetheart and I do not give a fuck :P
#269 - anonexplains (05/24/2012) [-]
dude, seriously
why, why would you even bring that shit up in an unrelated conversation, shit nigga i wanna shoot at you myself
"look at me i served in iraq that means i'm right"
no, you're not even boasting you're stating that you must be right, so
going back to the original conversation that I was never part of,
ya pussy stank.
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