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#148 - There are at least three WTFs there....  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2012 on Pizza delivery :( 0
User avatar #154 - vacillantfall (06/12/2012) [-]
funny you say esp with the username you have xD
#254 - I closed my funnyjunk tab just to try it.... w… 06/07/2012 on secret of the universe 0
#409 - A baby conceived is a baby conceived; if her fertile valley wa… 06/07/2012 on She's doing it right +1
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#19 - Reminded me of King of the Hill when Hank watched that video..… 05/27/2012 on mfw I skip 2 minutes in a... +1
#205 - youdontsay.jpeg I don't think you read my statement right... 05/27/2012 on Worth the risk 0
#12 - Instantly thought of the grunge song "Spoonman" by S… 05/27/2012 on The creators of spoon killer +8
#97 - When the zombie apocalypse comes, every sensible male teenager…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Worth the risk 0
#143 - anonymous (05/27/2012) [-]
Single shot means that you have to reload after each shot....
User avatar #205 - MenstruelSandwich (05/27/2012) [-]
youdontsay.jpeg

I don't think you read my statement right...
#633 - Yes - I am sure I even messed that up though... I am a Poly Sc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on ReligiON 0
User avatar #635 - corundum (05/27/2012) [-]
Checking my copy... Can you tell me when it was? I seem to remember something like that before Romeo and his friends visited the Capulet feast, before the Queen Mab speech.
#57 - Combine the two and we will have a dirty bomb! 05/27/2012 on Funny title 0
#620 - Us benefactors of the site hath not come here to exchange idea…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2012 on ReligiON 0
User avatar #624 - corundum (05/27/2012) [-]
Mercutio?
User avatar #633 - MenstruelSandwich (05/27/2012) [-]
Yes - I am sure I even messed that up though... I am a Poly Sci Major not an English Major (though I ought to know better).
User avatar #635 - corundum (05/27/2012) [-]
Checking my copy... Can you tell me when it was? I seem to remember something like that before Romeo and his friends visited the Capulet feast, before the Queen Mab speech.
#614 - We did not come here to debate, we came here to laugh... …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/27/2012 on ReligiON +2
#621 - hobomofo (05/27/2012) [-]
That part of funny junk died, once it started accepting bribes and content from 4chan, i've been here long enough to remember that day =( the dark ages
User avatar #615 - corundum (05/27/2012) [-]
Pronoun verb verb infinitive verb, pronoun verb infinitive verb...

conjunction adverb adjective.
User avatar #620 - MenstruelSandwich (05/27/2012) [-]
Us benefactors of the site hath not come here to exchange ideas; rather we came here to experience humor (and peradventure sexual stimulation).


User avatar #624 - corundum (05/27/2012) [-]
Mercutio?
User avatar #633 - MenstruelSandwich (05/27/2012) [-]
Yes - I am sure I even messed that up though... I am a Poly Sci Major not an English Major (though I ought to know better).
User avatar #635 - corundum (05/27/2012) [-]
Checking my copy... Can you tell me when it was? I seem to remember something like that before Romeo and his friends visited the Capulet feast, before the Queen Mab speech.
#133 - ...This sounds like the 1st world problems meme.... lulz 05/27/2012 on Nothing here.... 0
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#268 - I didn't mean to brag. I never got "shot" at. There …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -3
#269 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
dude, seriously
why, why would you even bring that shit up in an unrelated conversation, shit nigga i wanna shoot at you myself
"look at me i served in iraq that means i'm right"
no, you're not even boasting you're stating that you must be right, so
going back to the original conversation that I was never part of,
ya pussy stank.
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#215 - LMAO just read your comment... yeah I live in Nevada and they …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Title +1
User avatar #218 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Nice site man!

Haha yeah, slugs... ain't nothin' standing after taking one to the chest. I'd feel bad for the guy for a little bit. But yeah, I think if I was the only one at risk, I'd just aim at him and tell him to get out of my house. But if I had a wife and/or kids, I'd shoot the asshole in a heartbeat.
#211 - I have seen a 9mm wound where the bullet hit a guy off center …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2012 on Title 0
User avatar #216 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I completely agree. Adrenaline does a lot of funny things to a body. But yeah, my concern is that it would probably be when I'm woken up in the night, or I might not take a lot of time to aim if he's rushing at me.

But yeah, it's hilarious how Hollywood (and thus most people) think that you have this massive spread at even ten feet. But yeah, even with just bird shot, at the range, it's probably worse than a slug due to hitting a bit more than just one point.
#21 - Is this... can it be.... yes ... YES... YEEEEEEEEES... I do be…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Farm kid 0
#34 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
SameJokeInDifferentComicDoesNotMakeItOC.jpeg
#25 - unaverageamerican (05/24/2012) [-]
Nah, old joke, new page I guess.. hahaha Sowy :P
#14 - At first I thought he was getting.... well I thought he wasn't… 05/24/2012 on Oh hey +1
#206 - 20 Gauge for defense? Well what do you pack it with? …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Title 0
User avatar #207 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Well, I say it's overpowered, mainly because with a 12 gauge, you can a lot of times do a shitload of damage to your house. Close range, it doesn't really matter a whole lot with a shotgun on the gauge. By close range, I'm talking, maybe twenty feet. I think people overestimate the ability of the human body to survive bullets. Then others underestimate how much it takes to kill somebody with adrenaline.
User avatar #211 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
I have seen a 9mm wound where the bullet hit a guy off center in his chest and the exit wound was his opposite shoulder. Another Marine got hi in the thigh and bled out before anyone (including him) knew he got hit... bullets do funny things when they hit bone/sinew.... honestly, drywall and lumber are replaceable - I am not;

On the flipside however, "point blank" is pretty much 20 feet for a long-gun - even with bird shot you won't spread more than a fist or "teacup/saucer" - I mean unless you are using crappy ammo. With Winchester or Fiochhi I can get minimal spread (thus maximum FPS transfer) out of my 18.5 in barrel.

Honestly, as long as you shun the stereotype of "spray and pray" (it is funny how people think that with shotguns you don't have to aim... well wait - no its not!) and put the muzzle on target - I think 1 shot is all it will take. I once considered a 16 gauge and in the end decided not to (because of ammo $ and avail.); really it all depends upon shot placement. Put it center mass and at 20 feet, it won't matter what he is huffing/using... he is going to be put down. Sorry for long post lol.
User avatar #216 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I completely agree. Adrenaline does a lot of funny things to a body. But yeah, my concern is that it would probably be when I'm woken up in the night, or I might not take a lot of time to aim if he's rushing at me.

But yeah, it's hilarious how Hollywood (and thus most people) think that you have this massive spread at even ten feet. But yeah, even with just bird shot, at the range, it's probably worse than a slug due to hitting a bit more than just one point.
User avatar #208 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
As for what kind of shot, I think we mainly have bird shot. I need to buy some slugs or 00 shot. But still, it'll get the job done regardless. And I've always got my Mosin-Nagant and tomahawk. And knives. And my swords. And hammers. And a few revolvers.

I feel bad for whoever breaks in to my house.
User avatar #215 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
LMAO just read your comment... yeah I live in Nevada and they are pretty fair in regards to home defense. The legislature just BARELY (this year) passed the castle doctrine; even before that if the shooting was justified, you were immune from civil liability.

I swear by 00Buck normally, but I am in love with my Winchester PDX load; for your 20 gauge.. I would just get that damn slug - yes you are going to have penetration but remember - the diameter of that sucker is on par with a .50 cal. (the 12 gauge and .50 are the ones that are nearly identical). You may have to repair some damage to your house.. but that is going to happen anyway - you are not going to wash blood out of your carpet... plus you don't want to take chance on having your children cut or your wife seeded by some @#$^%! on drugs would you? Of course not - that is why your packing! 20 Gauge means you should be that much more accurate - put some slugs in it and raise hell when they show up. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

If you get a chance check out Survivalistboards.com (I think it is .com?) They have a lot of good (former military) opinions on weapons for defense and post-apocalyptic scenarios.
User avatar #218 - commontroll (05/24/2012) [-]
Nice site man!

Haha yeah, slugs... ain't nothin' standing after taking one to the chest. I'd feel bad for the guy for a little bit. But yeah, I think if I was the only one at risk, I'd just aim at him and tell him to get out of my house. But if I had a wife and/or kids, I'd shoot the asshole in a heartbeat.
#100 - Dude... I consider myself fairly smart, but I do NOT know how … 05/24/2012 on Fap without touching penis? -4
#261 - USMC 0151 From 09-10... I got to hold a piece of pape…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Photobomb -4
#266 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
i never said you did
i said parading it around isn't the way to win an argument
i respect you for it, it's cool that you served
but shut up.
User avatar #268 - MenstruelSandwich (05/24/2012) [-]
I didn't mean to brag. I never got "shot" at. There are two types of patriots that go into the line of fire... the psychopaths who choose to use their "moral immunity" for good and those who save their life changing events for when they get home, both are heroes and I do not dare compare myself to them. I absolutely do NOT mean to brag or boast and frankly, I do not think it would matter because it seems the vast majority of FJers are from the Euro zone....

As for shutting up - I am drunk sweetheart and I do not give a fuck :P
#269 - anonymous (05/24/2012) [-]
dude, seriously
why, why would you even bring that shit up in an unrelated conversation, shit nigga i wanna shoot at you myself
"look at me i served in iraq that means i'm right"
no, you're not even boasting you're stating that you must be right, so
going back to the original conversation that I was never part of,
ya pussy stank.
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