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Gender: female
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:8/18/2008
Last Login:1/27/2012
Location:Australia
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I'm Dana.
You probably won't like me.
I'm too short and I should probably smile more.

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#96 - Hey you! D: I haven't been on FJ in like 478247237 years.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2012 on Mellwin's profile 0
User avatar #97 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/28/2012) [-]
HULLO c:
#159 - When I first saw the heels of his feet, I thought they were bu… 10/06/2010 on Cowboy Henk 0
#269 - Ftw c: 10/06/2010 on Forever Alone +1
#261 - Followed c:  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2010 on Forever Alone +1
User avatar #267 - Exxcalibur (10/04/2010) [-]
Followed right back! (:
User avatar #269 - Mellwin (10/06/2010) [-]
Ftw c:
#90 - 5ft tall horse? ..It's as tall as me <__< 10/04/2010 on DO WANT +1
#98 - What's your tumblr? n__n c:  [+] (4 new replies) 10/04/2010 on Forever Alone +2
User avatar #247 - Exxcalibur (10/04/2010) [-]
User avatar #261 - Mellwin (10/04/2010) [-]
User avatar #267 - Exxcalibur (10/04/2010) [-]
Followed right back! (:
User avatar #269 - Mellwin (10/06/2010) [-]
Ftw c:
#93 - :D! 10/02/2010 on WHich is your Flag? +1
#91 - Australia<3  [+] (6 new replies) 10/02/2010 on WHich is your Flag? +1
User avatar #92 - inrisk (10/02/2010) [-]
Australia<3
User avatar #94 - inrisk (10/02/2010) [-]
USA and UK are knuckle touching,
SO MUCH WIN :')
#97 - mcrib (10/02/2010) [-]
its actually austrailia and china
User avatar #96 - skorne (10/02/2010) [-]
actually it's china and Australia that are knuckle touching.
User avatar #637 - inrisk (10/06/2010) [-]
damn its like a fucking maze in those arms.
User avatar #93 - Mellwin (10/02/2010) [-]
:D!
#287 - Katy Perry. 10/02/2010 on Katy Perry Vs Megan Fox! +2
#34 - Yeah haha, I was like oh my god l: 10/01/2010 on Rick Roll'd +1

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#98 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/05/2012) [-]
**XxNearliekbaconxX rolled a random image posted in comment #554 at Hello ladies! ** MERLWUN!
User avatar #95 - XxNearliekbaconxX (12/11/2011) [-]
I miss talking to you, dammit! D:
User avatar #96 to #97 - Mellwin (01/27/2012) [-]
Hey you! D:
I haven't been on FJ in like 478247237 years.
So, HELLO. <3
User avatar #97 to #98 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/28/2012) [-]
HULLO c:
#85 - anonymous (09/29/2010) [-]
you do look like a guy dana
#89 to #85 - Mellwin (09/29/2010) [-]
Thank anonymous, for your unwanted input.
Now, run along young child ^__^
User avatar #87 to #85 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/29/2010) [-]
..>.>
<.<

a sexy guy xD
User avatar #90 to #87 - Mellwin (09/29/2010) [-]
;)
#76 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/25/2010) [-]
Hullo :)  
  
Just bein' bored, so decided to say hey n' stuff. I'm on a spiral of sadness and blank confusion from an 						*******					 who i just broke up with yesterday so I'm pretty much good.
Hullo :)

Just bein' bored, so decided to say hey n' stuff. I'm on a spiral of sadness and blank confusion from an ******* who i just broke up with yesterday so I'm pretty much good.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Mellwin (09/26/2010) [-]
O, hai. I hasn't had internetz in a while. D:

And nawh, lovely, it'll be okay :3 He wasn't worth your time anywayyyys hes ghay, kay? <3
User avatar #79 to #78 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/26/2010) [-]
D: no interwebs?

totarry ghay XD
User avatar #80 to #79 - Mellwin (09/27/2010) [-]
Yus D: Cause I moved to the middle of nowheres.
Hhaa, I should get internet soon.. I'm at my brothers house stealing his internet x3
User avatar #81 to #80 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/27/2010) [-]
:O joo evil XD
User avatar #82 to #81 - Mellwin (09/27/2010) [-]
Lolol, well, he's using my computer while i'm here. Soo :3
User avatar #83 to #82 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/28/2010) [-]
lol, I'm at school >:D finding a working thing to allow me in the site without blocking it was a bitch to do.
User avatar #84 to #83 - Mellwin (09/29/2010) [-]
LOL
My school doesn't know about this site ;)
User avatar #86 to #84 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/29/2010) [-]
My school has a block that blocks anything out that isn't school related.
User avatar #88 to #86 - Mellwin (09/29/2010) [-]
That's..
D:
That's not good.
User avatar #91 to #88 - XxNearliekbaconxX (09/30/2010) [-]
I know D:
User avatar #93 to #91 - Mellwin (09/30/2010) [-]
n___n
<33
#73 - anonymous (09/04/2010) [-]
do you have facebook?
User avatar #74 to #73 - Mellwin (09/10/2010) [-]
uh o-o
why?
#75 to #74 - anonymous (09/17/2010) [-]
my names mike, your really cute ;)
add me x
(my funnyjunk account got deleted so sorry im not signed in)
User avatar #77 to #75 - Mellwin (09/26/2010) [-]
um.
#49 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
hello :)

how do you want to keep in touch?

my name is theo btw
User avatar #50 to #49 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
I have no idea haha. o:
I have bebo, vampirefreaks and fj but thats about it >.>
I have facebook but my ex doesn't let me add people o.e
Controlling exes ftl.

I'm Dana btw! :3
Pronounced Dayna.. people get it wrong.. D:
#51 to #50 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
thats a mad name! and i dont have any of those things, only facebook. but why is your ex controlling your facebook account? lol
User avatar #52 to #51 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Nawh thanks, I love yours. :D Theo. Theo. IT'S AWESOME :3
Aw lame n__n
Eh 'cause.. I have no idea .__.
But we had a massive fight last night.. and I'm not talking to him, 'cause he's treating me like a slave and i'm like wth o.e
BUT, ENOUGH ABOUT HIM.
What's your facebook? -facebook stalker face-
#53 to #52 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
lol my name is theo kouros and im in sydney. my dp is me eating a bowl of disgusting looking, but great tasting ice cream. whats yours?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Naw, you're a cutie :')
You have a cool last name tooo :D!
www.facebook.com/eyessewnshutx
old picture as my dp. cbf changing it D;
But I might upload a newer pic on here n__n Haha.
#55 to #54 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
lol it takes 5 seconds. excuses excuses
User avatar #56 to #55 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Hahah yeah but the ex doesn't know i'm on the computer soo .__.
and they're not excuses they're reasons!
I uploaded a newer pic onto here btw. D:
#57 to #56 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
lol. i think your a pretty awesome clown btw. and i still dont get why you are being controlled by your ex? its raping my mind
User avatar #58 to #57 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Thanks :3
My friend edited it for me when I was going through my 'scared of clowns' phase haha.
Uh well, he kinda threatened me and abused me and stuff if I even mentioned leaving, so I had to stay with him, then he dumped me and when I thought the nightmare was over.. D: Eh.
It's stupid but.. :/
#59 to #58 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
wow what a douche. i hate guys like that
User avatar #60 to #59 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Yeah.. and apparently if I kiss some other guy it counts as cheating.. even though, he was kissing/cuddling/getting hand from/feeling the breasts of his best friend.. A WEEK, after we broke up.. and it's like.. what the hell?
But, i'm going to be out of my town by next week, so :D
S'all good ^^
#61 to #60 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
sounds like youve had some bad experiences with people. but thats cool your getten out of there. but i think to hell with him and you add me on fb already! :P
User avatar #62 to #61 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Yeah, I have. I get along with people well and I open up too easily.. so that attracts the a-holes and I always get hurt o.e
And nawh, I will all in due time :3
Possibly by this weekend.. I'll get the balls (metaphorically speaking) to delete him D:
#63 to #62 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
aww that sucks. and ok if you have to wait to grow some balls.
User avatar #64 to #63 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
haha yes, so I try to not be as open with people.
Yeah D: -is a major sissy tbh-
#65 to #64 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
your not a sissy for being afraid of a nutcase. you could call the cops but australian cops are so useless
User avatar #66 to #65 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
I suppose. And yeah they are, haha. There's a police station like 5 minutes away from my house, and it took them 2 hours to get to my house once .-. I was like.. Can't you people walk..?
But i'm moving 6 hours away.
So i'm sure i'll be okay. :3
#67 to #66 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
yeah its all good
User avatar #68 to #67 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Haha.
Speaking of moving, I still need to pack my stuff.
Gosh D:
#69 to #68 - potsmokingmonkey (08/10/2010) [-]
ive never had to move anywhere. except from downstairs to upstairs 7 years ago lol. well you have fun with that :P
User avatar #41 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/07/2010) [-]
Holy **** ...


you're a clown.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Mellwin (08/07/2010) [-]
Hahaha :O
Yes. I am a clown.
My friend edited it for me :3
User avatar #43 to #42 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/08/2010) [-]
He/she has cool editing skills :)
You Bozo the clown (jk)
and it scared the **** out of me when I saw it o.o
User avatar #44 to #43 - Mellwin (08/08/2010) [-]
Yes, he's amazing at it o:
Lmfao. He made it for me when I told him I was scared of clowns ;-;
User avatar #45 to #44 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/08/2010) [-]
D: my mom's scared of clowns.
lol clowns don't really scare me but your clown did.
User avatar #46 to #45 - Mellwin (08/09/2010) [-]
Clowns are flippin' creepy.
User avatar #47 to #46 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/09/2010) [-]
Clowns: the life of the party when you were 5.

Today: not so much.. ******* clowns.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Hahaha! Exactly D:
User avatar #71 to #70 - Mellwin (08/10/2010) [-]
Exacreh.
:D
User avatar #72 to #71 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/10/2010) [-]
exatruh
x3
User avatar #24 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
...awesome conversations much? :D
User avatar #25 to #24 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
Ikr!
Hahahaha.
People on here are strange. :')
User avatar #26 to #25 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
quite, my good ma'am I must say we have interesting conversations
User avatar #27 to #26 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
Yes, yes we do. :D
Ehehe.
I has iced coffeee. I'm happy.(:
User avatar #28 to #27 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
I like the whipped cream. :D
User avatar #29 to #28 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
o:
Never had it with whipped cream. I've got the carton iced coffee.. is still good (:
User avatar #30 to #29 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
awesome..

Sorry to sound so lesbo all of a sudden but you're good looking :D
User avatar #31 to #30 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
It's alright, I'm bisexual :')
But d'awww thank you! -has awesome face irl-
:D!
User avatar #32 to #31 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
awesome! I is too! (but secretly irl) My family don't knows. My brother does tho.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
That's exactly the same with me!
My mum is repulsed by homosexuals/bisexuals :/ So i'm scared to tell her.
I don't know about my dad though.
But my brother and all of his friends who are close to me know.(:
User avatar #34 to #33 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
awesomez! :D
User avatar #35 to #34 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
Mehe yes ^^
How old are you? :D
User avatar #36 to #35 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
14. way too old for ********
User avatar #37 to #36 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
13 :')
I'm too old for ******** too, but only just <.<
User avatar #38 to #37 - XxNearliekbaconxX (07/05/2010) [-]
juuuust over the line :)
User avatar #39 to #38 - Mellwin (07/05/2010) [-]
Hahaha yes :')
#18 - anonymous (07/03/2010) [-]
you look like a guy i know
User avatar #19 to #18 - Mellwin (07/03/2010) [-]
Thanks :')
I look like a guy I know.
#20 to #19 - anonymous (07/03/2010) [-]
LOL
you changed your picture because of my comment? you actually look like a chick in this photo. FAP FAP FAP
User avatar #21 to #20 - Mellwin (07/03/2010) [-]
Lol, no.
I was going to change it before.
But I was too lazy D;
So then you commented on my profile, and I was like, considering i'm on my profile anyway I might as well n__n
And i'm not fappable to :l
D:
#22 to #21 - anonymous (07/03/2010) [-]
ok. i'm going to un-fap by stroking it in the opposite direction.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Mellwin (07/03/2010) [-]
Seedy, seedy anon.
User avatar #17 - YaayForRandom (03/18/2010) [-]
Haha xD Im gonna go play WoW instead of being poked ;D
User avatar #16 - YaayForRandom (03/04/2010) [-]
Dont make me poke you again... xD
User avatar #15 - YaayForRandom (02/13/2010) [-]
*Pokepokepokepoke* Yay i win ^^
User avatar #14 - YaayForRandom (01/31/2010) [-]
*Poooke* >:3
User avatar #13 - BurntBiscuits (11/14/2009) [-]
Imma thinkin of wut to put. Imma forgotted. :D
#12 - amsoccercrazed **User deleted account** (09/29/2009) [-]
sikk picta. X)
User avatar #11 - butt nuggit (09/23/2009) [-]
Steve Vai / buckethead are my heroes
User avatar #9 - IronMaidenBby (07/17/2009) [-]
Thank you. :) Yeah some people are like really mean on the internet, and it's because they know we can't do anything about it except maybe bitch them out, and that's it. So basically all the people that do that are big, pathetic cowards. Haha. And yes, Suicide Silence are my saviors, I live for them ;) hehe.
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#5 - anonymous (07/11/2009) [-]
your a fagot mellwin ,mellwin? waht kind of ****** name is that? ps mellwin sucks heary rat balls
User avatar #6 to #5 - Mellwin (07/13/2009) [-]
Pmsl. Pathetic loner with no life much? Mellwin, is infact my World of Warcraft character. What exactly do you have against me? P.S, Learn to spell. Kthxbye.
User avatar #8 to #4 - Mellwin (07/16/2009) [-]
Well aren't you cool? You sure you have a penis there? Cause last night your mum said you had penis problems and it was about what, 2in?
User avatar #3 - kingpitts (06/30/2009) [-]
ima beast wit my 6 pack
#7 to #3 - anonymous (07/14/2009) [-]
Yes.. Normal? :D
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