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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
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Comment Ranking:#18869
Highest Content Rank:#979
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
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Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#3 - the whites outsmart the black again! colour of uniforms 09/26/2013 on Nice trick +34
#1 - Picture 09/26/2013 on In case of fire, melt ring +1
#1 - dont mind me im going to ***** my ****** 09/25/2013 on Clever +1
#1 - ***** guys running in the dark ***** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Fun game for parties 0
User avatar #3 - gaeryc (09/25/2013) [-]
Would you prefer a game where the goal is to stick your finger into someones ass in the dark? You get points only if you guess whose ass it is.
#207 - stranger things have happened in my ass 09/25/2013 on I Guess In The End +1
#10 - Comment deleted 09/25/2013 on Psychological facts 0
#1 - Comment deleted 09/25/2013 on Radio y u do dis 0
#3 - I wish i could thumb you up but... OH WAIT I CAN!!! HAHA suck …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on it's actually only the... 0
#5 - endsdawn (09/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, bite me. XD
#1 - Oh My God This is Terrible! why would they go to Burger King?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on HFW She's a fat shit +1
User avatar #2 - yumchicken (09/25/2013) [-]
Probably would've walked away with a boken leg at least if it was a Micky Dees or something, stupid fat bitch just HAD to have the quad whopper, large fry diet coke meal.
#1 - what a ****** situation 09/25/2013 on something 0
#211 - the only reason tyler didnt say "you sound like a dumb … 09/25/2013 on HeLlo MisTeR RaNdOm CapItaL 0
#4 - lamp 09/24/2013 on can you guess what it is? +1
#1 - i guess that dog was getting boned 09/24/2013 on I will never believe love 0
#2 - i dont understand how the milk/orange juice/ ***********…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Cringe with me bros +2
User avatar #5 - ilikeeatingcheese (09/24/2013) [-]
They switched cameras so when shes picking it up thats the splashing
#3 - yeah but girls can make our soldiers stand with a simple hands…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Sometimes i wonder myself +143
User avatar #330 - disniggahere (09/25/2013) [-]
some of the common areas, that I've noticed, that will get them frisky are: earlobes, quads right above the knee or the back of their legs, neck, forearms. Once you get them nekkid, their best spots are the nipples, inner thigh, waist, buttcheeks, back. You have to take your time, make it last for them some girls will take up to 30min of foreplay before you can get them all hot and wet, so take the time to explore her erotic regions and rock her world
User avatar #348 - Furubatsu (09/25/2013) [-]
As a lady-creature I can verify this
User avatar #356 - disniggahere (09/26/2013) [-]
i knew all my poking and prodding wasn't in vain
User avatar #202 - supamonkey (09/25/2013) [-]
"It's like cracking a safe by hand whilst getting the temperature right in a hotel shower."
- Jimmy Carr.
#15 - Furubatsu (09/24/2013) [-]
semi relevant
#2 - Comment deleted 09/24/2013 on Air Hockey... +1
#1 - Comment deleted 09/24/2013 on Air Hockey... 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on The Feeling +1
#5 - thenamecreator Comment deleted by McCockAFucker
#1 - who said i kid in crocs couldnt get chicks? 09/24/2013 on Look at that smug bastard +1
#45 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Mahn-Pirates +3
#35 - reminds me of a joke. I think it was john Cleese that said: … 09/23/2013 on EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!... +1
#231 - i did a comp similar to this 3 years ago... but mine was less … 09/23/2013 on Ten More Strange Deaths 0
#107 - might have overexagerated.. 09/19/2013 on Happened to me today 0
#79 - i think i hate this the black confession bear posts the most, …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Happened to me today -1
User avatar #83 - ricketyrackety (09/19/2013) [-]
you may take the internet too seriously if...
#107 - McCockAFucker (09/19/2013) [-]
might have overexagerated..
#37 - i never watched DBZ im not letting you get thumbed d…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Slut. +5
User avatar #52 - kampi (09/18/2013) [-]
I have never seen Star Wars.
...Wait, too much?
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