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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#2 - if that was my kid i would enlist her to the army.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Yes +80
User avatar #47 - licestr (09/12/2014) [-]
kids like that are not born they are made, people get scared that their children will turn out like that, but its falls entirely at how you raise em
#34 - blackmanrollipolli (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah you can't just "enlist" someone into the army... just saying...
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (09/11/2014) [-]
Great Idea, m8 - giving a person who already has a superiority complex a deadly weapon...surely nothing can go wrong.

Also: what DeathOne said. Obviously fake.
User avatar #25 - icefried (09/11/2014) [-]
That's not how the army works you fucking dumbass.
User avatar #26 - plasticcup (09/11/2014) [-]
I have a friend who is a total utter faux hawke thinks he's all that cause he's in the army douche bag who has gone to only 3 weeks of basic training recently and still is a douche.

i don't know why im still friends with him but training doesn't help much, and when he gets shot down and lives that's when he changes and i can't wait to rub it in his face.
#11 - McCockAFucker (09/11/2014) [-]
i never said that i thought is was fucking real, just that if it were, I would try to straight her out
User avatar #3 - DeathOne (09/11/2014) [-]
This is obviously satire, mate.
Have you seen what it says on her sleeping mask?
User avatar #50 - wydferr (09/12/2014) [-]
he's just making a statement god damn
#4 - McCockAFucker (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah, you're right, but IF it were real, i would do what I previously said
User avatar #6 - bababuey (09/11/2014) [-]
nah, no need for army, just beat the stupid out of her
User avatar #10 - havockwzy (09/11/2014) [-]
they tried then the brother caught the downs
User avatar #5 - DeathOne (09/11/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#1 - it probably says love or faith or some ****  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Spiritual and shit +1
User avatar #7 - christheace (09/11/2014) [-]
no its his chinese order

spring rolls, prawn toast, duck
User avatar #17 - icewraith (09/12/2014) [-]
Wow, what a great joke copied from tumblr, the best comedy site in the world. Here, have my upvote xddd i will reblog this forever CAPS
User avatar #19 - christheace (09/12/2014) [-]
thx
#14 - McCockAFucker (09/11/2014) [-]
i meant it as the opossite that happens with chinese tattoos. That they think it says love and faith but it really says soup. I was just insinuating that this was the opposite of that situation
#2 - Picture 09/09/2014 on They Have Become Self Aware +4
#6 - even though this is a comp, and it was the mona lisa. I was st… 09/09/2014 on Random Facts Compilation... +9
#3 - see slaves? we apologize, and now dedicate a song to you! now … 09/09/2014 on Thank you slaves! 0
#19 - because its temporary you stupid **** 09/09/2014 on Poor Handicapped Dog +2
#22 - that literally looks like he has a cock and balls in his mouth  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Canadian police +16
#38 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
Looks like Sweden and Finland to me.
#36 - and people are actually commenting the same comments from the … 09/03/2014 on Directed by M. Night Shyamalan 0
#81 - you're all over the place 09/03/2014 on It is just water mate! 0
#1354 - do any of you have any horror clips (that arent too long) that… 09/03/2014 on /paranormal/ 0
#15 - heres the clip 09/02/2014 on spike +1
#152 - ** ************* rolls 73** 09/02/2014 on Dubs 0
#133 - they guy in that looks exactly the same in both, the only diff… 09/02/2014 on Face Swaps +2
#46 - if your dad asked you if your BOYfriend was a BOY, your dad as… 09/01/2014 on Red wings 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on McCockAFucker's profile 0
#5 - syrianassassin (08/28/2014) [-]
#2 - just like the horny pedo in my childhood park  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on McCockAFucker's profile 0
#3 - syrianassassin (08/28/2014) [-]
#4 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
#5 - syrianassassin (08/28/2014) [-]
#35 - have to admire your dedication for posting a comment EVERY … 08/28/2014 on Deadpool going in for a new... -1
#333 - Bigfoot because there are rumours that people have seen … 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is +1
#1 - I would never become a pornstar... I think my co-workers would… 08/19/2014 on Silly rabbit +7
#27 - even this old man with a recently deceased wife gets more acti… 08/18/2014 on dem feels +1
#66 - i guess i shouldn't have commented so_ prematurel_y  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Fapping +1
User avatar #78 - musclezglassez (08/18/2014) [-]
ha.fucking.ha
#26 - ** ************* rolled image ** this is what i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Fapping +3
#66 - McCockAFucker (08/18/2014) [-]
i guess i shouldn't have commented so_ prematurel_y
User avatar #78 - musclezglassez (08/18/2014) [-]
ha.fucking.ha
#223 - what kind of reaction do you expect from a buck tooth land wha… 08/16/2014 on Unidentified Tumblr... +1
#5757 - ** ************* rolls 799,400** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#882 - ** ************* rolls 628,579,361** 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
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#1 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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