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McCockAFucker

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#1846
Highest Content Rank:#979
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
Content Thumbs: 4568 total,  5152 ,  584
Comment Thumbs: 3461 total,  4136 ,  675
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:24381
Times Content Favorited:314 times
Total Comments Made:946
FJ Points:2955
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latest user's comments

#1 - killed everyone by giving them diabetes 09/22/2014 on Title Here +1
#1 - oh well, good thing that comment explained it  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Focus the dog +219
User avatar #34 - hattheifbatman (09/23/2014) [-]
And how do you know, firstie
#16 - fauxshores (09/22/2014) [-]
Maybe the situation was just unexplainable?
#3 - shaturnex (09/22/2014) [-]
I FORGET TO COMMENT OK?
#29 - goldengohan (09/23/2014) [-]
just post it and sticky it wtf
#6 - ninjasmartie (09/22/2014) [-]
Well why don't you fucking comment then?
User avatar #14 - Mahazama (09/22/2014) [-]
Building collapses, big black lady is too busy grabbing dog to notice.

There's your explanation.
#25 - wimwam (09/23/2014) [-]
I read "is too busty"
While true, it certainly isn't the good kind of busty
#3 - its like being in the mind of an autistic mongoloid 09/22/2014 on GET NOSCOPED +16
#1 - still find them terrifying as **** 09/22/2014 on WATCH: Insect Are Not Just... 0
#2 - when all the other sites are coming to funnyjunk 09/22/2014 on Just another day in Chinese... 0
#2 - she would be the main girl in welivetogether 09/22/2014 on Perfect dick holster 0
#4 - ** ************* rolled user novabird ** faggo… 09/22/2014 on zahnrad zahnrad zahnrad -1
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Emma Watson: Pro-Feminism;... +3
#9 - witchblade Comment deleted by McCockAFucker
#10 - soundofwinter Comment deleted by McCockAFucker
#8 - soundofwinter Comment deleted by McCockAFucker
#116 - i do the same when i eat taco bell 09/22/2014 on Aaaaah! +1
#161 - probably was that. and the comment sections was full of red thumbs 09/21/2014 on The good old days. 0
#156 - i remember when the anons started thumbing everyone down. beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on The good old days. 0
User avatar #158 - soupkittenagain (09/21/2014) [-]
I think it was that anons' thumbs didn't affect content, but it still affected comments.
#161 - McCockAFucker (09/21/2014) [-]
probably was that. and the comment sections was full of red thumbs
#58 - Comment deleted 09/21/2014 on need some banners m8s 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on super sharp shooter +15
#48 - granadablashlack (09/18/2014) [-]
#18 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on super sharp shooter +10
#19 - mamaluweegee (09/18/2014) [-]
Yes.
#20 - McCockAFucker (09/18/2014) [-]
#48 - granadablashlack (09/18/2014) [-]
#51 - i have missed a lot of AC since i only know 2 of those characters 09/17/2014 on My potato can't handle the... 0
#83 - these people deserve to be bullied 09/12/2014 on Just a compilation 0
#190 - i thought it said greg cooked his dog for a second... 09/12/2014 on FeelsyJunk +1
#14 - i meant it as the opossite that happens with chinese tat… 09/11/2014 on Spiritual and shit +2
#11 - i never said that i thought is was ******* real, … 09/11/2014 on Yes -2
#4 - yeah, you're right, but IF it were real, i would do what I pre…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Yes +10
User avatar #6 - bababuey (09/11/2014) [-]
nah, no need for army, just beat the stupid out of her
User avatar #10 - havockwzy (09/11/2014) [-]
they tried then the brother caught the downs
User avatar #5 - DeathOne (09/11/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#1 - what ******* school do you go to? 09/11/2014 on How i feel when im at school. 0
#2 - don't be so sensitive...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on The most satisfying slo-mo gif +3
#3 - sensitive (09/11/2014) [-]
#2 - if that was my kid i would enlist her to the army.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Yes +80
User avatar #47 - licestr (09/12/2014) [-]
kids like that are not born they are made, people get scared that their children will turn out like that, but its falls entirely at how you raise em
#34 - blackmanrollipolli (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah you can't just "enlist" someone into the army... just saying...
User avatar #8 - ljxjlos (09/11/2014) [-]
Great Idea, m8 - giving a person who already has a superiority complex a deadly weapon...surely nothing can go wrong.

Also: what DeathOne said. Obviously fake.
User avatar #25 - icefried (09/11/2014) [-]
That's not how the army works you fucking dumbass.
User avatar #26 - plasticcup (09/11/2014) [-]
I have a friend who is a total utter faux hawke thinks he's all that cause he's in the army douche bag who has gone to only 3 weeks of basic training recently and still is a douche.

i don't know why im still friends with him but training doesn't help much, and when he gets shot down and lives that's when he changes and i can't wait to rub it in his face.
#11 - McCockAFucker (09/11/2014) [-]
i never said that i thought is was fucking real, just that if it were, I would try to straight her out
User avatar #3 - DeathOne (09/11/2014) [-]
This is obviously satire, mate.
Have you seen what it says on her sleeping mask?
User avatar #50 - wydferr (09/12/2014) [-]
he's just making a statement god damn
#4 - McCockAFucker (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah, you're right, but IF it were real, i would do what I previously said
User avatar #6 - bababuey (09/11/2014) [-]
nah, no need for army, just beat the stupid out of her
User avatar #10 - havockwzy (09/11/2014) [-]
they tried then the brother caught the downs
User avatar #5 - DeathOne (09/11/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#1 - it probably says love or faith or some ****  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Spiritual and shit +1
User avatar #7 - christheace (09/11/2014) [-]
no its his chinese order

spring rolls, prawn toast, duck
User avatar #17 - icewraith (09/12/2014) [-]
Wow, what a great joke copied from tumblr, the best comedy site in the world. Here, have my upvote xddd i will reblog this forever CAPS
User avatar #19 - christheace (09/12/2014) [-]
thx
#14 - McCockAFucker (09/11/2014) [-]
i meant it as the opossite that happens with chinese tattoos. That they think it says love and faith but it really says soup. I was just insinuating that this was the opposite of that situation
#2 - Picture 09/09/2014 on They Have Become Self Aware +4
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#1 - syrianassassin (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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