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McCockAFucker

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9694
Highest Content Rank:#979
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
Content Thumbs: 4567 total,  5152 ,  585
Comment Thumbs: 3697 total,  4382 ,  685
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 52% (52/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:24547
Times Content Favorited:314 times
Total Comments Made:1015
FJ Points:3136
Favorite Tags: a (2) | Dick (2) | ghosts (2) | Giraffe (2) | i (2) | my (2) | shit (2) | the (2) | your (2)

latest user's comments

#109 - just like your mum 01/22/2015 on Big Ass Animals +3
#1348 - for some reason it doesnt let me put a profile pic on, but i w… 01/14/2015 on Sparkles for you +1
#759 - mods do you want to pick my avatar? i cant be ****** to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Sparkles for you +1
#1000 - Decode (01/14/2015) [-]
I looked at your name and this instantly came to mind.

I've never used it, I don't know why I've kept it, but clearly this is fate.
#1348 - McCockAFucker (01/14/2015) [-]
for some reason it doesnt let me put a profile pic on, but i will use it as soon as I can. cheers
#1919 - **** ... 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#82 - how is it not? 01/07/2015 on Ken M - The glorius Troll +5
#17 - yeah man! he made eggs in ******* class 12/25/2014 on cant go shooting with an... +12
#51 - i like how you speak 12/24/2014 on oh my lorde 0
#71 - life was easy before the walking dead... 12/23/2014 on (untitled) 0
#42 - haha yeah, his name is ******* gay 12/22/2014 on Hate over the internet. +6
#58 - souce:  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Ali G Interview +1
User avatar #85 - musclezglassez (12/13/2014) [-]
@6:22
#185 - I havent even watched the series and i want them to be together 12/12/2014 on For you baby, I might +2
#36 - he evolved 12/07/2014 on Girls +3
#2471 - give me whatever avatar and i will use it (something that wont… 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#2 - better than my country's space program 12/05/2014 on what privileged students do 0
#2 - He was black, It was in his nature  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on what mike brown should have... +1
#3 - grimfuck (12/05/2014) [-]
And only a Racist would deny someone their natural urges
#1 - fat girl doesnt have any kids because nobody wants to **** her.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Feminazi Legbeard Bullshit +13
#249 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Never underestimate the power of male desire. I know some crazy white fat bitch who got fucked and had a kid. She's a pill popping weirdo who uses welfare instead of a job. She also lied about being molested when she was a teen, and lied again recently about someone molesting her kid. Someone fucked this woman and I don't understand why.
User avatar #210 - tsoper (12/05/2014) [-]
She has 7 cats instead
#1 - what do you expect? he is a jew after all...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Damn it jesus +128
#2 - cactaur (12/03/2014) [-]
#19 - iitoxictz (12/04/2014) [-]
#2 - my mum never hit me  [+] (9 new replies) 12/03/2014 on My power level is greater... +168
#140 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Then you were raised better than 81% of America.
User avatar #139 - elcreepo (12/04/2014) [-]
Mine just spanked me whenever I did something that absolutely pissed her off or threw things at me

Still, I'm terrified of her when she gets angry.

I will never be too old to stop her from going into full rage mode... I will only be old enough to close and lock the door.
User avatar #128 - blindpone (12/04/2014) [-]
Same
I was never doing anything wrong
#111 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
explains why you a lil bitch
#101 - midnighteyes (12/04/2014) [-]
#83 - theguythatrolls (12/04/2014) [-]
With a name like that who would
#19 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
you white?
#153 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Hey man I'm white and my mom spanked me with the spoon in >>#47 . The color of your skin or the race of your parents doesn't have anything to do with that. It depends how strict your parents are and what kind of strict they are. My sympathy goes out to the kids who were excessively or carelessly beaten.
#3 - wiffenator (12/03/2014) [-]
Have a gif m80
#1 - gifs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Comment nothing but gifs 0
#8 - papaspipi (12/03/2014) [-]
#7 - i think that we all had a moment in our lives were we enjoyed …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Santa is my spirit animal +4
User avatar #28 - undeadmaus (12/03/2014) [-]
Yes, and subscribed to him only to find out that he stops being funny really quick.
User avatar #67 - manza (12/04/2014) [-]
He's catering to his gigantic 12 year old userbase on purpose.
#25 - i knew it was fake when the girl took the hat off the kid and …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Guess who'll be sleeping on... +28
#53 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
it was a mannequin not a balloon.
User avatar #42 - pokemonstheshiz (12/01/2014) [-]
As a balloonkin I take offense at that
#6 - pepperoni, this how it feels like? 11/30/2014 on Oh, ok. 0
#44 - i actually clicked play thinking it was a video... 11/29/2014 on Too cool. +1
#3513 - ** ************* rolls 396,535,174** 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0
#2 - Comment deleted 11/28/2014 on A Gay Guy 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - syrianassassin (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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