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McCockAFucker

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:1/27/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1821
Highest Content Rank:#979
Highest Comment Rank:#1369
Content Thumbs: 4568 total,  5152 ,  584
Comment Thumbs: 3461 total,  4136 ,  675
Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 145 Content: Faptastic → Level 146 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:24396
Times Content Favorited:314 times
Total Comments Made:946
FJ Points:2955
Favorite Tags: a (2) | Dick (2) | ghosts (2) | Giraffe (2) | i (2) | my (2) | shit (2) | the (2) | your (2)

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#98 - i would suggest that you add the talented mr ripley to one of … 10/13/2014 on Bored? Have Netflix or... 0
#40 - than women?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on i missed all you glorious... 0
User avatar #41 - ghostninjaguy (10/12/2014) [-]
Yes
#1 - do you like tapes and CDs? because i will tape my dick to … 09/29/2014 on Pick up line +2
#14 - appreciate it 09/28/2014 on I haz Amneisa 0
#9 - mind giving sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on I haz Amneisa 0
#14 - McCockAFucker (09/28/2014) [-]
appreciate it
#167 - don't you pity me! pic semi-related 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here +1
#164 - because i make ****** comments  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here +1
User avatar #165 - yorker (09/24/2014) [-]
poor guy
#167 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
don't you pity me!

pic semi-related
#106 - wtf what? 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here +1
#5 - yeah but its a cool ******* picture 09/24/2014 on Let's go surfing!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0
#1 - they dont realize 4chan is a website, if they close it down, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on So now there's this +2
#3 - hashtronaut (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - habasparkz (09/24/2014) [-]
People are really fucking stupid. How do they not realize it?
#13 - here with these? wh-wh-what you trying to say OP? 09/24/2014 on whatchoo lookin at, honkey? 0
#2 - the girl with the kangaroo in the bag got me 09/24/2014 on random movie gifs 0
#4 - haha no one ***** joshlol  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2014 on i laughed but it hurt +24
User avatar #116 - welliguessitsaname (09/24/2014) [-]
Wow, you saw the content, too? What a shocker! Thanks for repeating what I just read!

Fuck off back to YouTube.
#121 - kingofqueens (09/25/2014) [-]
r00d
User avatar #7 - becefalus (09/24/2014) [-]
**becefalus rolled user kingofqueens ** he does doh
#8 - kingofqueens (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 - proprofilepics (09/24/2014) [-]
**proprofilepics rolled user zoopityzop ** Hm....
#20 - lordsepulchure (09/24/2014) [-]
This made my day.
#1 - don't care what anyone else says, that game is/was the best on… 09/24/2014 on Checked out the new steam,... 0
#3 - those are the hands of Poseidon 09/24/2014 on Ship in a Storm +24
#3 - why the **** is mexico above the middle east?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on enemies to the 1st world +2
User avatar #40 - commontroll (09/25/2014) [-]
Because of gangs like MS-13 and drug lords who butcher more Americans every year and have a direct affect on us more than idiots in a desert halfway across the world.
User avatar #27 - leto (09/24/2014) [-]
because Montezuma's revenge, is worst than 9/11
User avatar #26 - applesdontpee (09/24/2014) [-]
i guess a lot of people are sick of them crossing the border
#6 - quick trick for commenting, comment on recent uploads, comment…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here 0
#7 - kiernancj (09/24/2014) [-]
Ah, that makes sense.
#92 - hickoryballs (09/24/2014) [-]
your name is bluer than my balls
User avatar #111 - tranquilizer (09/24/2014) [-]
I could say the same about you
#4 - you've just uploaded and commented little. its all about the thumbs.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here +1
#5 - kiernancj (09/24/2014) [-]
thank you, I'll work on it. maybe the next five years i'll play a better part in contributing to the FJ community
#6 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
quick trick for commenting, comment on recent uploads, comment something witty. and if the content you commented on it gets to the front page you will get 100+ thumbs
#7 - kiernancj (09/24/2014) [-]
Ah, that makes sense.
#92 - hickoryballs (09/24/2014) [-]
your name is bluer than my balls
User avatar #111 - tranquilizer (09/24/2014) [-]
I could say the same about you
#2 - your just 3 months older than me here  [+] (21 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Apparently I'm still new here +16
User avatar #163 - yorker (09/24/2014) [-]
if you're on here regularly for that long how are you only 222 on comments
#164 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
because i make shitty comments
User avatar #165 - yorker (09/24/2014) [-]
poor guy
#167 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
don't you pity me!

pic semi-related
#59 - AverageFunnyjunkie (09/24/2014) [-]
wtf
#106 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
wtf what?
#30 - joancod (09/24/2014) [-]
Why is your name blue and mine not? We are at the same level.
User avatar #32 - hammywh (09/24/2014) [-]
it's time, not levels that make your account name bluer
User avatar #49 - joancod (09/24/2014) [-]
oh whelp, didn't knew that. Ty.
#70 - anonymous (09/24/2014) [-]
Every two years, I believe is what they said makes it a shade bluer.
#3 - kiernancj (09/24/2014) [-]
and im only 145 levels below you
I'm not very clever
User avatar #211 - ninjawizards (09/24/2014) [-]
Holy crap I just realized I'm a month and a day away from you. 0.o My life is soooo unproductive
User avatar #124 - stickmanz (09/24/2014) [-]
Is that when nsfw showed up? i always wondered why i made an account
#123 - waffies (09/24/2014) [-]
Thumbs and time online aren't really correlative. All depends on if you feel like putting effort into earning the thumbs.
#35 - angelious (09/24/2014) [-]
and i have been here only for a while and am higher leveled than the two of you combined!



quite honestly this makes me look into the past and wonder if it was all worth it...
#4 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
you've just uploaded and commented little. its all about the thumbs.
#5 - kiernancj (09/24/2014) [-]
thank you, I'll work on it. maybe the next five years i'll play a better part in contributing to the FJ community
#6 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
quick trick for commenting, comment on recent uploads, comment something witty. and if the content you commented on it gets to the front page you will get 100+ thumbs
#7 - kiernancj (09/24/2014) [-]
Ah, that makes sense.
#92 - hickoryballs (09/24/2014) [-]
your name is bluer than my balls
User avatar #111 - tranquilizer (09/24/2014) [-]
I could say the same about you
#3 - yeah they are still terrifying as **** , but if i …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Let's go surfing!!!!!!!!!!!!! +1
User avatar #4 - rogaa (09/24/2014) [-]
Aren't those nursing sharks? they don't attack humans at all
#5 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah but its a cool fucking picture
#39 - when inside creampie agrees like like total? what you trying t… 09/23/2014 on Fresh OC for the feminazis +1
#38 - that moment when fry looks directly at the camera 09/23/2014 on Interesting +3
#3 - its every 4 years, so its actually only two world cups away. a… 09/23/2014 on hand egg 0
#1 - if it makes you feel better more people die because coconuts f…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Let's go surfing!!!!!!!!!!!!! +2
User avatar #2 - rogaa (09/23/2014) [-]
Yeah shark attacks aren't that common. I mean yeah I would shit my pants if I was swimming and saw a shark near me but I don't think they attack humans every time they see them
#3 - McCockAFucker (09/23/2014) [-]
yeah they are still terrifying as shit, but if i remember correctly they dont like human meat. so they bite us out of curiousity, and that is why they dont usually come back unless they are pissed off as fuck but with just one bite of them can obviously kill a human being.

picture is just a cool shark picture i have
User avatar #4 - rogaa (09/24/2014) [-]
Aren't those nursing sharks? they don't attack humans at all
#5 - McCockAFucker (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah but its a cool fucking picture
#1 - if i remember correctly (could be wrong) was because it was me…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on hand egg 0
User avatar #4 - wcpapier (09/23/2014) [-]
i heard there was also the problem that qatar is a cesspool of corruption
User avatar #2 - burpityhatburp (09/23/2014) [-]
oh that makes sense, my real question though, not being a huge fan of the sport, is why are they focusing on an event 7+ years from now?
#3 - McCockAFucker (09/23/2014) [-]
its every 4 years, so its actually only two world cups away. and they have been announced, so everyone is wondering how they are going to make it work in qatar
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#1 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
-runs to you and explode-
-runs to you and explode-
#2 to #1 - McCockAFucker (08/28/2014) [-]
just like the horny pedo in my childhood park
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